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a slab of meat

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when i'm hungry for a snack before bed i always turn to the bread crumbs left behind from centuries ago 

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@lowlightassemblies rated a solid 5 stars on yelp 

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@lowlightassemblies forget paint mixing vids this right here is the key to ultimate relaxation if you don’t suffocate in a tank jam packed with paint, put this plan into action and make a million bucks 

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@spicybuoy pillow cases are the prizewinner i finally figured it out 

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@lowlightassemblies does that count as a 5d experience? while you’re also correct imax can’t get on the bag’s level the plastic bag wins 

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@peachbumemoji didn’t actually think of that at first but you’re very right looks like the bag’s the winner we couldn’t have done this without your wit 

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@spicybuoy in conclusion both are garbage and would make for inadequate makeshift socks 

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matt just referred to himself in third person as matty 

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important question what’s better for temporary socks, plastic bags or a handful of toilet paper? 

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@ketchupdrool step into your local ronnie mac’s steakhouse and order a double cheese bug 

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@ketchupdrool even better you’re a mastermind 

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a list of good places for business meetings 

volcanoes 

cupboard under the stairs 

area 51 

goblin valley state park 

a ball pit 

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thinking about calling burgers burgs, it takes way less time to say and i’m a busy guy i’ve got other things to do such as ceiling staring 

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too bad they couldn’t get the assassination of archduke franz ferdinand of austria on snapchat 

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get laid? yeah get laid to rest in the ground don’t even bring any of that sex stuff up 

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stop drop and roll is still the best solution if you’re on fire 

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there’s no cheese in hell it cant withstand the heat