I’ve Seen Some Shit

ANTI AI FUCK THAT SHIT Hello! I’m the trusty Walkman of Papa Emeritus I. I’ve seen many things; ass, dick, and every album Aerosmith ever released. Sharing my stories here, airing the Emeritus family’s dirty laundry one post at a time. Older than the Phantom Hourglass DS Lite and that’s my claim to fame.

[primoswalkman]

Intro!

Hello, I'm Papa Primo's trusty Walkman, and this is my blog. How am I, an inanimate object with no hands, blogging, you ask? Don't even worry about it :)

𐕣 THIS BLOG CONTAINS INCEST + HEAVY RELIGIOUS THEMES + SEXUAL CONTENT, AND THIS WALKMAN IS AN ANTI-CENSORSHIP PROSHIPPER. IF THESE TOPICS MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE, THIS BLOG IS NOT FOR YOU 𐕣

All ships will be tagged appropriately, kink/trigger warnings will be posted, and the fic will be tucked neatly under a cut. If you notice something tagged/labeled incorrectly, or not tagged/labeled at all, send an ask or DM and I'll fix it! Tags will be added as I need them, but for now, relationship and housekeeping tags I intend to use are beneath *this* post's cut as there are a lot of them.

This blog will be primarily oneshots, but there is a tag for my Ghost AU. It does not adhere to official Ghost lore and I would call it a 100% rewrite. The AU is incest free. Tag is 'I’ll hold you for the minute it takes (longfic tag)’

𓃶 I write requests (if I feel like I can execute it) and love to yap about OCs and how I view the Papas! Send me asks, requests, and DMs! 𓃶

Incest

Terzo x Primo, Priiimo

Terzo x Copia, Copiiia

Terzo x Secondo

Terzo x Perpetua

Copia x Primo, Cop1a

Copia x Perpetua, Copvia

Copia x Secondo, Copiia

Copia x Imperator, Copiasister

Secondo x Primo, Priimo

Secondo x Perpetua

Perpetua x Primo

Unholy orgy; participants will be noted in the summary

Canon x Canon

Terzo x Omega, Terzomega

Terzo x Omega x Alpha

Nihil x Imperator (AU versions of this ship will also have the tags Lihil + Nihil x Lily, from the name I gave Imperator.)

Primo x Chain

OC x Canon

Primo x Elizabeth, Primobeth

Secondo x Victor

Perpetua x Sage

Mary Goore x Dice (OC member of Repugnant)

OC x OC

Ahimoth x Abigor, Abimoth (Papa OC and his not-boyfriend ghoul)

Fics will be tagged with “emeritus laundry (fic tag)”

Art reblogs will be tagged “AAA is for art”

Misc Yapping, Updates, Non-Fic Posts will be tagged with "walkman beeps”

Electronics posts, either made here or reblogged from my main, will be tagged “my puters” along with the name of the devices involved.

For those interested (incomplete list, for now):

iPod Classic- iSopod

iMac- Mommy iMac

Walkman- Walkmesus (of Incestia)

Lenovo T420- Mr Lenny

[esthermika]

[zakalwe-the-ninth]

[deaddovearchives]

I think a fandom becomes more interesting when people are allowed to explore uncomfortable ideas instead of pretending they don't exist

[lucifixion-pose]

So You Wanted To See Those Balls: Red Suit BONUS EDITION

While in search of Red Suit Balls for my ghommunity, I noticed a little something.

This picture right here had a little something fishy going on:

Do you see it? Allow me to enhance:

There were holes in them thar pants.

So, naturally, once I noticed that I couldn't stop noticing it.

Just imagine what could have been. We were one wrong stretch from his boys bursting onto the scene in a way never before seen.

And here's where it either had been repaired (RIP 😔) or was just starting to go >:D

Like all magnificent beasts, they yearned for freedom under open skies.

[sycamorality]

did you know you can rename everything on your pc

[forestthechonkykitty]

Thank you. Sincerely.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

I'm genuinely cackling, an anon accused me of being a proshipper, I was like "I'm not, I'm a ship and let ship type of person." But they called me a proshipper for using the following argument which is why I'm actually writing this because I think this is the place where this type of sentiment is appreciated:

"Censorship should not be accepted because when you ban one word at what point does it stop? At what point does it stop being about morality and start being about control? Censorship means giving the government power it should not have over it's people. Once the government bans one word how soon until they ban freedom of speech all together? How much longer till they rewrite history because the law forces the populace to hold their tongues? Censorship means throwing yourself down the path to Fascism. You do not live in a free country if you not free to use your tongue or write whatever please."

And if believing in those words makes me a proshipper, fine. I accept it. I'd rather be part of the group of "bad" people then the group of "good" people trying to edge us closer to fascism.

I’m saying this with respect, by definition, being anti censorship and anti harassment is proship. that’s why I am proship.

and your stance—regarding “ship and let ship” and censorship—is exactly what being proship means. but whether or not you’ll use the label is entirely up to you.

so many people think proship means “liking dark and taboo ships” but that’s not the case. while people who are proship can enjoy dark and taboo ships, the only definition of proship is:

“ship and let ship. your kink is not my kink and that’s okay. don’t like don’t read. censorship is bad. harassment is bad. fiction is not reality. thoughtcrimes are not real. I may not like the things you enjoy in fiction, hell, I may even find them disgusting, but I will never shame, harass or try to take away your rights to create and consume whatever you want, as long as it’s fiction and you’re not harming anyone in real life, I will just mind my own business and curate my own internet experience by muting, blocking, or scrolling past things I don’t want to see.”

proship is not “bad people”. we are just normal people who are against censorship, against harassment. normal people who can separate fiction from reality.

[theirsatanicwiles]

me keeping track of where everyone's hands and clothes are while writing smut

[hazy-daffodil]

STOP FUCKING SMOOTHENING THE PAPAS. THEY ARE ALL OVER 50. DID YOU FORGET THAT? WHAT 50 YEAR OLD HAVE YOU SEEN WITHOUT WRINKLES WITHOUT A FACE LIFT AND BOTOX??? I GET COPIA HAD PLASTIC SURGERY BUT HE STILL! LOOKS! DISTINCTLY! OLD!!! THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE NON WRINKLED PAPA IS PERPETUA AND THAT IS REEEAAAALLY TEETERING THE LINE, BUDDY. TOBIAS ISN'T 54 LIKE HIM. DO BETTER!!!!! DO BETTER ON BEHALF OF THE OLD MEN!!!!!!!!!! SEND POST.

[ghost-forevermore]

PLEASE ISTG THEY'RE PERFECT THE WAY THEY ARE I WOULD NEVER CHANGE THEM IN ANY WAY EVEN IF I COULD DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT

THEIR WRINKLES ARE ACTUALLY REALLY HOT IDK WHAT YALL ARE ON

[motherblackcap]

there needs to be an ask game where you ask a person whether or not they think their blorbo has a particular kink and they have to answer yes/no, and why/why not.

actually, yeah let’s do this. ask away

[tlirsgender]

In this economy feedism is a physically impossible kink akin to vore or furry tf

[tlirsgender]

Feedism but it's just sexualizing having 3 meals a day

[tlirsgender]

Microdosing feedism by eating dinner

[ultrvmonogamy]

[primoswalkman]

If Secondo docked his iPod on the Monstrance Clock, could he sync the time instead of fiddling with the usual time set buttons

iMonstranceClock

[danse-macabre-ballerina]

[lucifixion-pose]

So you asked for White Suit dickenballs

Some of these are a little iffy/probably just his pants but what are you going to do about it? Fight me? Wrestle me down to the ground? Grapple with me until we're both flushed and breathless, quivering lips almost touching as we stare intently into one another's eyes and shift our battlegrounds to the mental plane, questioning whether or not we're really going to do this? Perhaps fighting our own desires even more than the other person?

I can't believe you gherverts. Can't you see he's shy?

Anyway here's this guy's balls.

Yes king let there be no room for doubt let us count the ridges on your cock thank you king

A soupçon of nutsack.

Just a tasteful black & white photo with some equally tasteful bulge

So who wants to see his balls in the other suits? Show of hands.

[primoswalkman]

Rent lowering gunshot of the day:

Callouts are immature and ridiculous, and I find it immediately discrediting for anyone to word a grievance in this format.

[crown-o-thorns-ghoul]

Secondo who's seen as this sadistic daddy dom by everyone around him but who's actually a sweet sub who wants nothing more than to be loved and cared for. call him a good boy. he deserves it.

[danse-macabre-ballerina]