Welcome To The Slop

wat in da hell. ... .

[grymmoires]

[inexplicably-gaining-followers]

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

[daglout]

This text thread brought us into a new age

[styx-doesnt-do-art]

Treat this post carefully now

It’s a hero

[catchymemes]

[aroacexuemeng]

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

[doggirlhen]

reblog heavy

[princessmo]

yo mr white can you sign my permission slip so i can go to the aquarium bitch

[mitzo]

jesse. you need money to enter jesse.

[princessmo]

yo mr white can i have $5 to go to the aquarium it's for school bitch

[mitzo]

jesse. do you want some money for the gift shop jesse.

[princessmo]

yeah mr white. can i have money to get lunch there too please. bitch

[mitzo]

of course jesse. bring me back a cuttlefish plush jesse

[princessmo]

you got it mr white

[mitzo]

thank you jesse

[astronomical-bagel]

[aroacexuemeng]

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

[doggirlhen]

reblog heavy

[kyleehenke]

the terrors of the past don’t stop

[montresormeal-deactivated202511]

is this like one of those rubber bands they put on lobsters so they don’t pinch you

[ojibwa]

i rlly hope it gets easier soon bc i am fucking losing my mind

[bugshark]

go my tennas. eat my gifs

[no-more-dead-dogs]

i don't care if mondays fucked, tuesday wednesday kiss my nuts, thursday this shit fucking sucks, it's friday im in love

[bogleech]

This was in another goodwill bin and I'm gonna put the back cover under a cut just so you can experience the same sensation of flipping it over to see this:

[rcktpwr]

power move: buying out the Gucci store and pronouncing it “gucky” the whole time

[virtualyellow]

I saw this post on r/foundpaper (subreddit for piece of paper people find with writing on it) where op found two ceramic bunnies from the 80's in the grand canyon with a note inside and i HAD to draw it

The post: https://www.reddit.com/r/FoundPaper/comments/1bjkuin/found_tucked_inside_of_a_caremic_bunny_at_the/

"Date: June 2

To: Rabbit II

From: Rabbit I

This is a certified, notarized letter saying in writing to hold deep in your heart my love for you, and in return I will hold deep in my heart the love you give to me."

[crazy-brazilian]

[nato-proxy-war-enjoyer]

Teachers when a child shows a single ounce of individuality or creativity:

[space-is-out-there]

As a teacher: the big sharpener should have just made her laugh. It’s funny.

But the 70 sharpeners thing is where it gets a bit dicey because yes it was obviously the child joking and having a sharpener collection but on the other you have to think: Why does this child have so many blades on school property?? Obviously you can know the child won’t do anything awful but you don’t know what some other person might do if they get it or if administration that DONT know your child finds it

[jdeko]

what nefarious thing is a child going to do with 70 intact sharpeners already at school? sneak into the bathroom where they hid a 2x4 and a tool box to build a macuahuitl?

[mobjack878]

hold on i need to google something

[mobjack878]

yeah this is funny

[itsdeerlord]

MOTH MOMENT

Mothgirl is an upcoming character for my game, You Can Talk 2 People.

[kidhoof]

[luvvsbian]

not a day goes by that i do not think about the sims 3’s disgusting moodlet icons

[luvvsbian]

do NOT get me started on this fucking thing. it’s the “greasy food” moodlet. from when you eat food at a food truck. for some fucking reason

[cheddar-baby]

[puipui-official]

"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."

[froginapicklejar]