*Real Life Morty Smith*

FUCK CAPITALISM FUCK THE BINARY FUCK THE CISTEM FUCK THE GOVERNMENT FUCK TWERFS & SWERFS Sex & body posi Queer~Stoner~Awkward~INFP Scorpio~25~Vancouver, BC They/them or he/him _Huntter_

[prince-bastardslime]

Nope nude got flagged, fuck Tumblr

[thewhimsyturtle]

[cutereptiles]

:[_____]

[melonmemes]

[nomehablen2]

this is so fucking funny

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Thinkin about how as kids parents told us to clean our rooms without having ever shown us how to themselves, taught us any organizational skills, spatial management, or any other knowledge necessary to know how to efficiently tackle a mess without getting overwhelmed and then got exasperated when we as ten year olds didn’t just……figure it out

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

This is not a dunk on my parents for the record. I had wonderful parents growing up and still have an amazing mom. I think this is just one of those smaller and common things of parenthood that I think addressing would be monumental in reducing a very common household stressor. If parents led their children in cleanups and helped them reason out plans to manage their time and stuff, especially neurodivergent kids, the entire household would be a lot more calm, streamlined, and overall happy I think!!!

[alexander]

Still one of the best videos on the internet.

[in-the-sunrise]

HOW DID HE DO IT WHERE IS THE TUTORIAL

[mrsmeracurry]

HE’S WEARING A SNUGGIE😂😂😂

[screwyouandrew]

hes fat cause he’s full of love and he is running to give everybody a hug

[bitterness-with-bliss]

In reality, frogs that are “full of love” are actually full of poison.

[screwyouandrew]

Love arrives in many forms

[michellepsychologist]

😻amazing, pt.1

[winterstar95-deactivated2023110]

Always need good news stories

[growing-up-gay]

Just some positivity, because we could all use some more of this in our lives.

[gohauntsomeoneelse]

[lagonegirl]

Nicki Minaj is offering to pay tuition for dozens of her followers on Twitter right now, as long as they have good grades.

GOD I Love Black Celebrities making real shit like this 

#NickiMinaj #BlackPride

[prostylgel]

BITCH YESSS

[radicalbundy]

Blood vessels of a real person who dedicated their body to science for display

[goawaynobodyishome]

How are these so clean like WOw bruh scalpel game strong

[medicine-nerd]

This is a corrosion model eg something like liquid plastic gets inserted in the blood vessels and then put in an acid bath that destroys the body.

[eggslutsandwich]

oh

[struglife]

nigga thought they went in with an xacto

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

Iconic.

[femmesmirk]

[insaiyan7]

Their names, ranks and kills in case people went to know;

First row – Guard Staff Sergeant, VN Stepanova: 20 kills, Guard Sgt JP Belousova: 80 kills, Guard Sgt AE Vinogradova: 83 kills.

Second row – Guard Lieutenant EK Zhibovskaya: 24 kills, Guard Sgt KF Marinkin: 79 kills, Guard Sgt OS Marenkina: 70 kills.

Third row – Guard Lieutenant NP Belobrova: 70 kills, Lieutenant N. Lobkovsky: 89 kills, Guard Lieutenant VI Artamonova: 89 kills, Guard Staff Sergeant MG Zubchenko: 83 kills.

Forth row – Guard Sergeant, NP Obukhova: 64 kills, Guard Sergeant, AR Belyakova 24 kills.

Total number of confirmed kills: 775. Photo taken in Germany, May 4, 1945.

[dicapito]

And this hasn’t been made into a movie or mini series?

[random-person-number-52]

The cool thing is, there’s still one person missing: Lyudmila Pavlichenko.

She was one of the deadliest snipers of World War II, and is regarded as one of the deadliest snipers of all time. Over the course of one year (June 1941-June 1942) she racked up a count of 309 kills, 36 of which were enemy snipers. Her prescence in the picture alone would have brought the total number of kills from 755 to 1064.

Goddamn.

[strengthins0lidarity]

Icons.

Every one of them.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[doublehoseven-deactivated201812]

[madlori]

I love posts like this that require like six levels of meta understanding to comprehend them.

[fedorathexplorer]

[racingbarakarts]

me: i literally couldnt care less about what people think about me

also me: 

[weallheartonedirection]

The Aquarium near me posted this today

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

[peppermintschnapps]

I just want to point out, because a lot of people aren’t aware, that this production company and all it’s dancers are a genuine bonafide Chinese cult. Just google ‘Falun Dafa’ and have a cursory read, and you’ll immediately understand. The guy that founded their “faith” in the 90s was a horrid racist and homophobic prick, and if you see these dance shows they are subtly laden with insidious propaganda.

It’s a deception under the promise of “traditional chinese dance and folklore” – but it’s not just that. The shows often feature segments that include the Chinese Communist Party – clad in ridiculous black leather jackets – menacing onto the stage and kidnapping the ‘innocent and faithful’ Falun Dafa for organ harvesting. The show I attended had a male opera singer come onto the stage and sing about evolution being an evil idea and it was created to lead us all astray.

tl;dr these guys are literally cultists, stay very far away

[volatle]

@arazten

[dexer-von-dexer]

Holy shit they’re not just a cult, they’re a flat-out Heaven’s Gate style UFO apocalypse cult with a messianic leader/figurehead and everything. Apparently they believe that aliens are coming to destroy the material world, and that they need to save everyone’s souls by taking political action and converting them all away from the communist party. I… wow. I don’t know what to say

[catchymemes]

just a dude & his skateboard