bolvar is #notmylichking

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Lich King Artist: Glenn Rane (2010) World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King

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Reign of the Lich King Artist: Wei Wang (2007) The Art of World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King - cover, artwork without logo on p. 2-3

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Frostmourne Artist: Wei Wang 2006 The Art of World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King, p. 18 (cropped version on p. 1)

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Arthas + Invincible Artist: Bernie Kang Back cover for "The cinematic art of World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King" (2009)

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Arthas + Frostmourne Artist: Bernie Kang The Cinematic Art of World of Warcraft - Wrath of the Lich King (2009), p. 26 The Art of World of Warcraft (2015), p. 106

[silsol]

Astalor

[princearthasmenethil]

i asked astalor bloodsworn if anguish was a sex thing for him and he just laughed like it was stupid of me to even ask and then gave me a look like he could see right down to my marrow. i think i have a little bit of a boner

[that-house]

[that-house]

Try exploring the wizard's body

[tails-sanguineous]

the cursed blade compels you to grind against it between your legs

[princearthasmenethil]

i should probably massacre silvermoon again. things have gotten too good here, they need a reminder that all happiness is fleeting and all life must end

[telvanni-recluse]

Regent Lord Lor'Theron would make a phenomenal deathknight I bet. Worth any headache from dealing with the Blood Knights or any priests of the Light who may try to stop the assault

[princearthasmenethil]

i second this. it's time to turn lor'themar into a death knight and rommath into a lich. together, we can achieve this

[princearthasmenethil]

i should probably massacre silvermoon again. things have gotten too good here, they need a reminder that all happiness is fleeting and all life must end

[princearthasmenethil]

making out with kel'thuzad sloppy style

[princearthasmenethil]

i threw a rock at rommath today and he ran and told lor'themar that umbric hit him with a rock but umbric wasn't even there

[dogpuppy]

[princearthasmenethil]

the other day kel'thuzad told me that rubbing their tusks on each other's tusks is "basically third base for liches" and i said "i didn't really need to know that kt. why are you telling me this i didn't ask"

[princearthasmenethil]

update on this: if you grab kel'thuzad's tusks he comes in his pants. gets ectoplasm all over his wizard robes. he swears that's not what's happening but why else would he make a weird face and then have his whole body go all rigid like that

[princearthasmenethil]

doing this to him with no warning is pretty much my favorite hobby now

[attacana]

You should totally scratch his tusks and horns as if you were petting a goat. Also scratch his chin and tell him he is a good boy

[princearthasmenethil]

oh, believe me i do

[attacana]

That's great! I believe you take great care of his general well-being.

Do you let him in bed at all? Or does he have to sit on the floor?

[princearthasmenethil]

we both sleep on the floor, actually

[princearthasmenethil]

horse kick head. head hurt. healer where

[telvanni-recluse]

Does this mean Invincible doesn't get any biscuits or apples today?

[princearthasmenethil]

invincible always gets his treaties whether he's been good or bad because he is the best horse and i love him so much

[princearthasmenethil]

the other day kel'thuzad told me that rubbing their tusks on each other's tusks is "basically third base for liches" and i said "i didn't really need to know that kt. why are you telling me this i didn't ask"

[princearthasmenethil]

update on this: if you grab kel'thuzad's tusks he comes in his pants. gets ectoplasm all over his wizard robes. he swears that's not what's happening but why else would he make a weird face and then have his whole body go all rigid like that

[princearthasmenethil]

doing this to him with no warning is pretty much my favorite hobby now

[attacana]

You should totally scratch his tusks and horns as if you were petting a goat. Also scratch his chin and tell him he is a good boy

[princearthasmenethil]

oh, believe me i do