After my Blood

Daniel Konstantinov | 18 | Prince Hullo!

[spencerbaranov-blog]

[opens up, quirking her head at him] Hey kid, what’s up?

Did you like the planes today? I played frisbee. I’ve never played frisbee before.

[princedan-y]

Frisbee? How have you never played frisbee be- Actually, I'm here because I have a special delivery, hot off the press, just for you. [offers the paper to her, shrugging indifferently] I think you might find it a bit interesting

[princedan-y]

[knocks on the door to Spencer's office, rocking back on his heels and peering down at the note curiously while he waits, humming a merry tune under his breath]

[zohar-hayes]

…Quit calling me those names, and go see Spencer.

[princedan-y]

I'm sorry jelly bean, I'll get right on that.

Nice seeing you, snuggle bug. [raises a hand in farewell before turning and making his way down the hallway]

[jamesy-harrison]

If you release him into the vents, I swear, I will get you convicted for animal cruelty. And general shenanigans.

[princedan-y]

Shenanigans? Oh my god, how old are you?

And I'm not releasing him in the vents. He is mine. We're pals.

[zohar-hayes]

…Just for that, here’s the referral slip right now.

[scribbles on paper and hands it toward him] Now.

[princedan-y]

Awh, sweetie, you're no fun

[jamesy-harrison]

… is that a hamster?

[princedan-y]

... agh, no?

[zohar-hayes]

Great! You’re getting sent to her.

Enjoy teatime.

[princedan-y]

I'll try my hardest. Thanks, angelface.

[zohar-hayes]

How well do you know Ms. Baranov?

[princedan-y]

Mmph, we meet for tea every Tuesday.

[zohar-hayes]

I can get worse on you if you continue to sass me.

I’m not James. Don’t test me.

[princedan-y]

[blinks, raises an eyebrow as if to challenge her, then breaks out singing] Hit me with your best shot...

[zohar-hayes]

You can do whatever you please in solitary. You just get to be alone. With yourself.

[princedan-y]

Being alone in solitary will suck horribly for me. All my friends will miss me tons, and I won't be able to go out and do all the things I have planned. Damn, Zo, you really got me.

[zohar-hayes]

As you have admitted to a misdeed, that will be an hour of solitary.

Another hour for disrespect.

[princedan-y]

You're not my favorite anymore

[zohar-hayes]

No.

I’ve got my eye on you, and it’s not because of any charm. This is not anything to get excited about, let me tell you.

[princedan-y]

Zo, babycakes, I have like, half of the staff on me, right now, I bet. But I've gotten away with worse than what I'm doing at these events, and it's really touching that you guys wanna stop me.

Oh, but if you want me to make your job a tad bit easier, stay away from the refreshments.

[zohar-hayes]

…Have you been expecting me?

[princedan-y]

Not until after the party, when you come to visit me in detention for you can't resist the twin charm. 

[zohar-hayes]

….

I’m Zo. Nuisance Patrol.

[princedan-y]

Nice to meet you, Zo. It's wonderful to finally meet a member of the Fun Police. 

[zohar-hayes]

Can you not make my job difficult?

Or can you just focus all of your efforts on one sparsely attended event?

[princedan-y]

Awh, poor thing. 

Don't believe you've met me before. Hi, nice to meet you, my name's Daniel.

[zohar-hayes]

Why even do you have a hamster? And does this have anything to do with the events this week?

[princedan-y]

I have a hamster because I like the hamster. We are friends. As for the events, weell.... No comment

[zohar-hayes]

Whatever you’re doing: No.

[princedan-y]

I'm not doing anything.

... Okay, that's a lie. Nothing I'm doing involves the hamster.