[ "i'll break them." ]

please stick your fingers between the bars of my enclosure please please please please please i promise i won't bite you again please i am friendly and entirely nonthreatening

[princedetect]

◇ Thom/Tom/Thomas, Prince, Moo

◇ 20

◇ he/him

◇ white

◇ neurodivergent

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DO NOT INTERACT OR FOLLOW IF:

▪︎Under 18, I just post and interact with some weird shit that I don't think minors should be exposed to.

▪︎You aren't too appreciative of the use or mention of weed. I just enjoy funny jokes/art about my blorbos hitting the bong.

▪︎Fujoshi, lolicon, etc.

▪︎Proship/MAP/Pro-para

▪︎TERF/TERF-aligned

▪︎Basic DNFI criteria

If I see shit like this I will bully you.

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I do enjoy persona, splatoon 3, among us, minecraft, select types of monster (beast), witchcraft/spirituality/the things associated with that, furries/colorful animals, anthropology, taxidermy, and the newer versions of pokemon. :)

If you want to strike up conversations about or send me any posts about these things, feel free!

[fagstaynight]

(Seeing a cis straight couple for the first time) I think I’m gonna be sick… What the fuck do you even call this…? Dark Yuri? Unfaggot? Do they have a fucking word for this? (Flashing back to my troubled childhood) Oh my god… This is that Marge and Homer shit isn’t it

[cognitohazardous]

during the smoke sesh our brooding silent friend said "forgive me master" before reducing the entire bowl to ashes in one hit and he didnt even cough

[lucatielsgirlfriend-deactivated]

i sleep diagonally so i wake up to a dutch angle view of my ceiling symbolising my descent into madness

[batsandboba]

when i go in a room and forget what i needed i become a point and click protagonist. [water bottle?] that’s not helpful right now. [socks?] i don’t know what to do with that. [charger?] that’s not helpful right now. [scissors?] i can’t do anything with that. [water bottle?] that’s not helpful right now. [lone paperclip?] that’s not helpful right now. [water bottle?]

[princedetect]

Meeooowww :33

[strayknight]

the version of minecraft thats uploaded is unfinished copy that looks like this and i believe this might be the best way to watch it

[strayknight]

this is so fucking good man i cannot imagine watching this any other way

[micchiyt]

[toriel-2]

you like me...for me..? (blushes) (cums all over the

huh

as you wish lord

[cheddar-baby]

[creepycrag]

i love when a villain is like "ahhh what a ROTTEN day" but they mean that it's good and they're just saying it like that because they arbitrarily like when things are bad

[girlnephew]

[aflo]

strip mining sounds like something much more exciting than it actually is

[aflo]

[dragon-png]

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

[cuntwarehouse]

(driving home from work) i must not kill myself. killing myself is the myself killer. i will— (sees a guy jogging shirtless and he’s all sweaty) Woaw i wish I lived in his armpit (crashes car into telephone pole)

[rickybabyboy]

Hey Ricky. If you were a flower, which flower would you be? Kk love you, bye.

sunflower

[ratpyramid]

He shines so brightly 🌻 😺 ✨

[rickybabyboy]

Growing me

[rickybabyboy]

Did you hear about this

[ashes2caches]

the great thing about preserving kink as part of pride is that it’s the one thing that rainbow capitalism can never touch. I sincerely doubt that you’ll ever see Arby’s tweeting about forcefem anytime soon.