PrinceOfUchiha

Hey bitches, bros, and non-binary hoes || Mostly Uchiha content with a bit of Tobirama for spice || I would also like me to shut the fuck up but it unfortunately doesn't look like it's going to happen || Pfp art by @NekoDrawingsArt on DeviantArt and Instagram

[princeofuchiha]

Blog Guide

-> Main Blog : @princeofuchiha

-> Shizuma Side Blog : @shizuma-is-my-pet-fish

-> OC Side Blog : @he-fucking-bit-me

[princeofuchiha]

Having a dog after only having cats for the entirety of your life is so fucking stressful man.

How do I tell if he's happy.

Obviously there's the tail wagging and trailing behind me when we're up and about but like.

When we're just chilling. Laying down. How am I supposed to know he's happy with forehead kisses and cuddling if no purr??? I need him to be able to purr.

"Dogs are so much easier to read" my ass.

[princeofuchiha]

Itachi really is the uno reverse of all human expectations. Solely because he's the only motherfucker who would ever pick dare every single time during truth or dare. And probably immediately follow up defending his choice with a Truth Is Power speech as he drinks a full bottle of dare ketchup.

[princeofuchiha]

Cringe as a concept is so fucking funny actually. Like.

"I don't like how they're playing dolls!! I don't like the game they're playing in their room on the other side of the house they pay rent in!! Break their legs!! Broadcast their game and on Tuesday we all go to throw things at them until they stop!!"

[madcorny]

Imagine giving itachi a white monster energy drink like would his heart just give out

[sasukeglazer]

:(

[mari-monsta]

Guys im going to be so brave. Im going to write some bad fanfiction.

[townhaze]

He needs a psychiatrist

[princeofuchiha]

Modern au Itachi who is really into making top down pixel rpgs from scratch.

He doesn't play them.

He just loves the thrill of knowing there objectively has to be a solution when he runs into an issue.

He's sitting at his laptop for three hours hand twitching as he tries to figure out why the player png keeps floating off screen.

And the 30 seconds where he uses the test button to confirm the issue is gone afterwards is the best part of his day.

He's slouched over his computer, brows furrowed, unblinking for three days straight and Shisui is on his bed like wow. Wow he's having so much fun. Good for him.

[veliseraptor]

i am terminally A Sucker for characters who have a towering and generally earned ego about their own ability and absolutely no self-worth about themselves as a person at all. intoxicating combo.

[princeofuchiha]

Interaction I had at work that feels very Akatsuki-coded to me:

Me: In the break room, which is seperated into two different sections by a half wall, thus making it so you can hear from both rooms even if you can't see anyone in the other

Me: Enjoying my lunch as I listen to a group of four thirty year old burley men talk about how "White girl music just hit different while your working", not thinking much of it

Me: Gets up to leave since my lunch is over, going into the other room since that's where the clock out machine is

All four men: Immediately fall into dead silence as their heads SNAP over towards me

A long minute passes. Then.

One of them hits me with the "Please don't tell anyone about this."

Their big, terrible, secret. Their love for White Girl Music.

It just. Idk. It was so funny to me. And also vaguely Akatsuki coded. Though I can't put my finger on who. Besides it definitely not being Deidara. Because I know his ass is blasting it in the breakroom.

[princeofuchiha]

Timetravel au where the Akatsuki gets thrown back in time. Specifically to the era where Yahiko has yet to die. For the sole pay-off of Yahiko getting caught up to speed. And having to go. Hey. Konan. Nagato. What the actual fuck do you mean you wore my body as a suit. What the actual fuck do you mean all our future members are murder hobos, six, or both right now. What the actual fuck do you mean.

[errslilc]

I THINK ABOUT THE REVERSE OF THIS (original 3 aktski getting thrown forward in time) SO OFTEN. what a fun concept. Any aktski members past self meeting their future selves and having to grapple with what they become is PEAK cinema 🤤🤤

[princeofuchiha]

Oh my fucking god you genius. This is going to be rotating in my brain forever now.

Yahiko coming back to his cold and unfamiliar corpse. Nagato waking up in his mutilated and crumbling body. Konan sitting up and finding out that her two favorite people have been warped beyond comprehension; her having to wonder if she's gone down the same spiral despite her lack of outwards destruction.

Just. Oh that'd be so cool. I need them to see what they've become. It's an actual need.

[princeofuchiha]

Timetravel au where the Akatsuki gets thrown back in time. Specifically to the era where Yahiko has yet to die. For the sole pay-off of Yahiko getting caught up to speed. And having to go. Hey. Konan. Nagato. What the actual fuck do you mean you wore my body as a suit. What the actual fuck do you mean all our future members are murder hobos, six, or both right now. What the actual fuck do you mean.

[segamascott]

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

[sannin-three]

This line from Hiruzen is brief but it says so much about the way Konoha operates. In this panel, Naruto is 12, but because he graduated from the academy and earned his headband, by Konoha standards he is now an adult. Following this logic that means that Itachi, the Sannin, and Kakashi, who graduated at ages 7, 6, and 5 respectively, would have also been regarded as adults. I don't think I need to explain why that's fucked up.

But what makes it worse is that it reminds me of another scene:

Kawarama Senju was only 7 when he died, but being a Shinobi meant Butsuma and the other adult ninjas viewed him as an adult. Hashirama and Madara formed Konoha in part to stop this attitude because they'd seen how badly it impacted their own families...but it took relatively little time for this practice to return, enforced by one of Hashirama's followers no less.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

[princeofuchiha]

[POV: You're me, deciding on the plot of your new fic]

Itachi meets (rolls dice) Izuna, who is (flips coin) a timetraveler, intent on saving (spins wheel) the clan. The ghost of (throws dart at corkboard) Minato is there to be a (drops a ball on my keyboard) father figure. All the while Itachi picks up (chooses a playing card) knitting. And Sasuke becomes a (stops on a random page in my dictionary) healer.

[princeofuchiha]

Me making a spreadsheet to keep track of all my Orochimaru lab OCs and having the crushing realization that He Probably Also Had One Of These: Can someone kill him for me. Quickly. Now.