Am Yisrael Chai ✡️ 🇮🇱

Kat. She/her. Bisexual Polyamorous Jew. Speaks English/Russian. Antisemites be warned… I’m a scary Zionist. Cool people feel free to say hi to me or my cat Sappho

[samshepard]

computer. This Charming Man. loud enough to kill

[cotton-glass]

I made a quiz about ryan gosling characters!

[keyfili]

RYAN GOSLING filmography 20/? JULIAN THOMPSON in ONLY GOD FORGIVES 2013 • dir. Nicolas Winding Refn

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[necromancelena]

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

[necromancelena]

the hole isnt even that bad

[draconym]

I'm at a convention for the game of Go with a friend who is almost 84 years old, and he is constantly being accosted by elementary schoolers who want to play him because every year there is a prize for whoever plays a game with the biggest age difference between players.

So every time I go to look for him, I see this:

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[still-in-infancy]

if you think about a girl too much during the day you should just wake up in her arms the next morning

[tallspookylady]

teamwork makes the dream work

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

30 days hath September

April, June, and November

All the rest have 31

Except for Zenquish, which has none.

Zenquish: the month with no days, which falls between July and August. celebrate with me

[endof-vanity]

ben affleck presumably

[klapollo]

the mandela effect is so funny bc almost all of it can be boiled down to "you were a kid and memory is highly unreliable," "you assumed how a word was spelled based on how it sounded," or "you're confusing two different things"

[noelle-ism]

the mandela effect can be summarized as "you'd rather create an alternate universe where you're right than admit that you are wrong"

[nodded]

[flipchild]

sadly the teaches of peaches is mostly lacunae but hard working scholars have been able to piece together at least two verses, being that "[one can] fuck the pain away" and "[...] like sex on the beaches".

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[kosmogrl]

we got august this week