BE GAY DO CRIMES

aspiring Danny Devito look-a-like

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[jcoleknowsbest]

To uproot antiblackness would be to uproot modern society… but I’m sleep…

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I don’t have paranormal experiences, I AM a paranormal experience.

[tattersby]

Life goal: someone meeting me considers it an “encounter”.

[sunfortune]

thor ragnarok is what guardians of the galaxy Thought it was

[manicbones]

you know what’s more freeing than killing yourself? running away to a small town and getting a job as a waitress. buying a cheap car and sticking a bed in the back and driving southwest. adopting a cat. learning a new instrument. moving apartments. visiting a friend in another city. chopping all your hair off.

you can kill your current life without dying. you can kill this version of you and make a new one.

maybe I’m just a bipolar sucker for rebirth but sometimes that thought is all that keeps me alive

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I think about this a lot

[90sclubkid]

Keanu Reeves, 1989

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[foodffs]

Matcha Souffle Pancake

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Is this how you roll?

[deadbeatmaker]

[llovinghome]

[1dietcokeinacan]

Me n my mutuals doing our own thing

[thedevilsrain]

[thenatsdorf]

[djpaulyd]

FUCK ELON MUSK

[spark1eheartemoji]

it really is peak billionaire to boldly admit guilt on your verified twitter like you didn’t just win the court case FOR them.

[blackwoolncrown]

Elon Musk is literally 100% classless he’s just this cartoonishly powerful version of an arrogant frat/nerd combo like…stealing someone’s art and claming you drew it for attention then throwing a fit is DA pissbaby level antics wtf? He shot a car into space and robs people all day before making sad vagueposts for attention from his twitter followers.

[decadentcryptid]

Don’t forget crowdfunding a new couch

[blackwoolncrown]

….im SO tired WHAT

[airframeextender]

Elon Musk, CEO of multiple companies and part of the PayPal mafia, is worth around $20 billion dollars. He doesn’t need a handout. But that didn’t stopped more than 72 people from donating money on GoFundMe to buy the man a new couch.

As of publication, more than $1,000 was raised to gift Musk a better couch, which he said he’s been using during all-nighters while Tesla figures out its Model 3 manufacturing woes.

[panicsource]

#BIG MOOD

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gasolina, the original despacito,

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you all know im right. you all know its fucking true.

[zevranunderstander]

you know i hate tumblrs “i hope they do something problematic” shit so much? its not only with people like thomas sanders or john mulaney or that comic guy with the bike, but with whole ass shows and projects? like nobody ever said b99 is cop propaganda. nobody was saying that until one single person mentioned it and suddenly its the worst show you could watch because of one aspect of their show, while ignoring the shows diversity and political stances.

same happened to dream daddy, like you cant deny that that game was groundbreaking for the lgbt society, but suddlenly some people started shit like ‘uhhh but 5 years ago the game grumps made transphobic jokes’ and ‘you know that joesph is actually a satanist, right?’ and suddenly no one talked about the game anymore?

everytime someone tries their fucking best to be inclusive, diverse etc. people are digging through everything they can find just to justify that they dont like it? overwatch recently hosted a huge event to raise money for breast cancer research in association with the BCRF and without even doing one second of research people accused them of working with the susan g. komen foundation (which wasnt true) and tried to boycott a fucking charity event?

what im saying is, dont let tumblr ruin everything you love because they are bitter

[avengersonna]

Finally someone said it

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