Your Highness

Megatron stole my joy so now I survive on spite alone. Primarily an ask/rp/badly drawn/writing blog for Starscream. Come talk to your princess. Mun is Crazy™. Ask box and requests are always open 💖

[absintherph]

send a symbol for a mermaid starter

🐬 my muse is a merperson who just got placed in the aquarium where yours works

🌲 my muse is a merperson that saved yours from drowning, only to deposit them on a deserted island

☁ my muse is a merperson who lives by the seashore near your muse’s house. your muse catches them sitting on the rocks peoplewatching one day

⚓ my muse is a merperson, and yours is a pirate who captures them

💧 my muse is a merperson, and yours is the merperson they are betrothed to marry, to unite their underwater kingdoms

💍 my muse is a merperson, and yours is the human they are betrothed to marry, to unite neighboring land and sea kingdoms

[yandere-daydreams]

~Delusional Yandere Starter Prompts~

1. “I did this out of love, I’m doing this out of love.”

2. “Go on. I want to hear you say it.”

3. “It’ll be the family we always wanted! The one we’ve been trying for!”

4. “C’mon, let me see the test!”

5. “See? It’s not as uncomfortable as it could be, right?”

6. “Pretend you never saw that. I can’t stand it when you look so scared.”

7. “This isn’t a punishment, it’s a lesson!”

8. “Look, this is for the best. You don’t understand now, but you will.”

9. “Just give it a little time! You’ll get used to this, I know you will!”

10. “I made us a scrapbook! It’s mostly pictures of you, but we’ll take more!”

11. “Let me see that pretty smile.”

12. “Did you miss me? Because I really missed you.”

13. “No one else makes me feel this way! I can’t lose that!”

14. “Stop yelling! You don’t know what you’re saying!”

15. “Just forget about them, alright? I know it’s going to be hard, but you can’t think about them anymore.”

16. “This is your mess. It’s only right that you thank me for cleaning it up.”

17. “I’m the only thing keeping you safe from a filthy, disgusting world.”

18. “This’ll make us closer, I promise. Just hold still.”

19. “You’re so cute, begging like anything could get you out of this.”

20. “You could rip my heart from my chest, and I’d still adore you.”

21. “All I want is you. All I’ve ever wanted was you.”

22. “Our love comes first. Everything else is secondary.”

23. “I don’t like violence, angel. Please don’t make me do this.”

24. “I soundproofed the walls and everything, isn’t that romantic?”

25. “You’re trying to make me jealous, stop it.”

[chizuu-deactivated20200817]

this is a pro-robots blog

i believe that robots and AI won’t become evil overlords, but genuinely helpful in taking jobs that are dangerous to humans, as well as assisting the disabled and elderly. and a lot of other stuff. fuck dude i just love robots, please be nice to robots they are our beautiful artificial children

[glumshoe]

I believe that they might become evil overlords but honestly? They’ll probably do a better job of it than we have. Bring on the robo-apocalypse. I’m desperate.

[bot-with-a-blog]

You may call me Lord Starscream! I’m sure you will like things when I am in charge human.

[princess--starscream]

Agreed whole heartedly! What can I say, I'm perfect no matter what dimension I'm from.

[thefleshmustgrow]

decepticon on main 

[princess--starscream]

It's true~

[fresh-hot-rp-memes]

Tired Ass Muse Meme

Find my muse…

🌧 Tired and depressed

💥 Tired of hurting

🧟‍♀️ Tired of being scared

🤬 Tired of your muse’s shit

⚔️ Tired of fighting

📈 Tired of working

🥘 Tired because they haven’t eaten

💢 Tired of being angry

🌕 Tired of being tired

Send a symbol and ‘reverse’ for my muse to find yours in such a state

[fallingfrozenprince]

Helping My Injured Muse Sentence Starters

[hxnorableblue]

“Oh, God, you’re bleeding. You’re bleeding a lot.”

“Stop squirming, I’m trying to help.”

“Hang on, I got you.”

“Just lean on me, I’ll help you walk.”

“We should get that looked at.”

“Don’t tilt your head back, you’ll make your nosebleed worse!”

“Just sit up and breathe, ok?”

“Eh, you’ll be fine. I think. Maybe.”

“What ever you do, don’t go to sleep. Stay awake.”

“Oooooo. That looks painful.”

“Oh, thank God! Don’t scare me like that!”

“How the hell did you do this to yourself?”

“Hey, hey, stay with me, ok?”

“You stopped breathing.”

“Oh look, it’s alive.”

“Take deep breaths, you’ll be fine.”

“Arms shouldn’t move like that…”

“What happened to your leg?!”

“Yep, that’s broken alright. How’d you manage that?”

“Here’s some ice.”

“You’re welcome, by the way.”

“Do you need an ice pack for that shiner?”

“Yeesh, you look like shit.”

“Wait, you were mugged?!”

“Is that a stab/gunshot wound?”

“Ok, ew. I’m not cleaning that up.”

“Easy, easy! Just lay down, you hit your head.”

“You probably have a concussion, so I wouldn’t be moving arou d too much if I were you.”

“We thought you were dead!”

“On a scale of 1 to 10, how much does it hurt?”

“Can you walk on your own?”

“You’re getting blood on my clothes!”

“How many fingers am I holding up?”

[princess--starscream]

What’s your favorite color, your highness?

"My favorite? Hmmm... I'd say... lilac. When I was very young, I would sit in the windows of the palace and stare up at the sky, past Vosian spires, past Cybertron's gravitational field, to the most beautiful galaxies and stars. My favorite one stretched nearly as long as my first digit, and was the loveliest purple color. It sparkled silver and gold and I wanted nothing more than to go there and touch it. So yes... lilac is my favorite color."

[princess--starscream]

How goes the silent treatment, your highness?

“That stupid big dolt is the worst! Now he’s not talking to me! He thinks he can out-silent-treatment me?! The nerve! You’re the worst, Megatron! THE WORST!”

[princess--starscream]

T-Cog? :3

"Excuse you!! I am already perfect, so I would choose myself, of cour- what do you mean I have to pick something?! I will do no such thing! I- fine! FINE! Whatever he turns into!"

"My alt mode is superior, but he's terribly cute, and his alt mode surely isn't bad to look at."

[princess--starscream]

FIM Chip

"I do enjoy engex from time to time! Fine wine and champagne are an excellent compliment to any refueling period, but you can forget me consuming it if it's not served to be in crystalline tableware."

[princess--starscream]

Your highness, I am absolutely APPALLED to hear how Megatron has been treating you! You deserve so much better than that! I suggest ignoring him until he learns to show some respect, but I’m sure you already know how to handle the situation properly. (Also, I apologize for getting your title wrong.)

"I'm glad to see you've learnt my title! Now if only I could teach that useless scrapheap the same manners. He's really terribly hopeless, you know. Completely hopeless. Perhaps I will give him the silent treatment; it's not as if he doesn't deserve it! See how he likes having his princess interested in other things!"

[tfprompts]

Parts Asks

Spark - Are you sparkborn, cold constructed, or forged?

T-Cog - If you could transform into anything, what would it be?

Optics - Talk about your earliest memory of the war.

Brain Module - What is one thing you’ve done that you would like to forget?

FIM Chip - Do you like engex? Do you imbibe frequently or not much at all?

Faction Insignia - What faction are you? Do you regret that choice?

Hands - What was your job before the war? If you’re warforged, what would you want to do?

Pedes - If you could go anywhere in the universe, where would it be?

Innermost Energon - What thing could you not live without?

Dentae - Do you have any mineral additives you like in your energon?

[princess--starscream]

You are beautiful.

“Oh no, you’ve caught me! Guilty as charged.”

[princess--starscream]

Your highness, how does megatron treat you?

"Hmph! Megatron is terrible, he doesn't know anything about how to properly treat a princess! He never refers to me with my title, he never kisses my servo in greeting, and he never bows to me! He has no respect whatsoever and I wish he'd just go away!!"

[princess--starscream]

"I am very obviously a Princess, why do you incessant meatbags insist on calling me "Lord"? Lords are anyone with any sort of noble title! I am above that! If you're going to call me anything other than Princess, a simple Your Highness will do! Only one of you squishies has gotten it right so far and you should all strive to follow her example!"

[princess--starscream]

Your Highness, what was the first thing you did this morning?

"Well!! Finally someone that knows a proper way to address me! I shall tell you anything you want to know about my morning routine! Though the very first thing I do is look at myself; I had a mirror installed just above my berth so that I can admire my perfect beauty as I'm falling into recharge and even when I wake. It's quite ingenious, if I do say so myself."

[princess--starscream]

How does one make a successful ask blog? Find hoomans or other muns to interact with? How do I... do... this...?