Oh, Grow the Fuck up Already.

Mostly Porn(;Trying this out. I love bands and I post a lot of stuff idk. My ifunny is better man... People tend to find me offensive. Dudes are cool. So are girls(; Kink-Positive I'd be totally down if any of you...

[starllex]

when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like 

[sunbleached-jacket-deactivated2]

“Save me from these white people!” “lmao white people age like milk” “men are threatening the safety of women everywhere!” “lol fragile male ego, males arent even needed”

y’all switch between victim and bully mentality so fucking fast its not even funny.

[ren-of-rationality]

Who started this notion that the internet is a “safe space” for anyone or anything?  Seriously, I have a bone to pick with them.  I’m not even that old, I’m pretty much right in the generation of kids that started growing up with the internet (kind of shitty in the 90′s and early 2000′s but got a lot better very fast) and all we were ever told by pretty much every adult ever was that the internet was not safe. Fun? Yeah.  Interesting and informative?  Sure, if you know how/where to look.  But, safe?  Never.  

That being said I honestly worry so much about those who say something like their facebook page, or their tumblr blog, or any online community is supposed to be a safe space for them. I’m just like please, please, no.  It’s not safe, it’s not private, hell it’s not even all that friendly a lot of the time.  Please, I implore anyone who reads this, don’t go on the internet thinking anything more than your own inhibitions will protect you from anything.

[feels-by-the-foot]

Bless this post!

[ysr715]

I’m old enough to remember when the internet started to be a thing Dial up

And wanna know what was the number 1 rule of the Internet

Don’t fucking give your information to anyone ever

Because people will abuse it

Now people stare their whole lives on the net.

[sandandglass]

[you-feminist-idiots-deactivated]

Because those women WANT to be there? Nobody is forced to go, those women willingly practiced and signed up for that competition. Why advocate for women to do whatever they want if you’re just gonna get mad and try to steer them in a different direction?

[deus-vulting-intensifies-deacti]

“How dare women be pretty and want to compete to be Miss. USA”

[hominishostilis]

Is this dude even vaguely aware that there are similar competitions for men? What the fuck, people are so desperate for ratings that they’ll act like everything is a fucking “WHY IS THIS STILL HAPPENING IN TWO THOUSAND FIFTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN???!” crisis. 

SHUT the fuck up, goddamn. 

[badsjw]

You want something to protest? Protest child pageants, where children are routinely sexualized and sometimes forced to compete. But protesting Miss America? Nah, son, all the participants want to compete, they want to stand up there and get called beautiful on national television, and get paid for it.

This is 2015, let women compete in beauty pageants if they want to.

[jennysjetpack]

jesus fuck

[sandandglass]

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

HOT DAMN!

[himynameisrollin-deactivated201]

Oh shit!

[ilikechildren--fried-deactivate]

Honestly, the whole culture of celebrities complaining about hardships is a fucking joke. By all means, they can talk out hardships they've overcome because that's INSPIRING and as a rolemodel you want to uplift people. But complaining that you were paid 4.5 million while x was paid 6.5 million, or that you didn't get an award, or that there's a "racism problem" in Hollywood when all HW fucking cares about is catering to the country's majority because THAT'S WHERE THE MONEY COMES FROM is bratty.

[gothicprep]

da vinci didn’t draw big honkers on the mona lisa cause he was more of an ass guy according to an art history book I’m writing

[getinvolvedyoulivehere]

Has America been acclimated to gov’t violence & desensitized to cops killing unarmed people? Sure feels that way…

[sylvestrium]

“unarmed” doesn’t mean innocent or harmless

[bill-11b]

I’m 6′3″ 235lbs There’s a female cop that lives next door who is at most 5′7″ and 125lbs, and I’m being generous.  I can be unarmed all day long and still be a lethal threat to her.  People are fucking retarded. 

[therevenantrising-deactivated20]

^^^

[just-shower-thoughts]

Through, tough, thorough, thought, trough, though don’t rhyme, but pony and bologna do

[cybersupport]

*eats 14 packs of scooby doo fruit flavored gummy snacks* im gonna solve mysteries so fucking good

[swamp-cherub-deactivated2018122]

[alluring-mess]

[xucvv-deactivated20160508]

[did-you-know]

Artist Jim Dingilian fills bottles with smoke, then uses brushes attached to dowels to wipe it away and create highly-detailed miniature scenes. 

Source

[higheramerica]

This could of been us…but you only drink.

[msnichxxx]

Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

[yaramcokderinden]

Make his dick hard not his life

[drinoo]

Break her bed not her heart

[shindysbaby]

play with her boobs not her feelings

[naastygyal]

Get on his dick not his nerves.

[allurice-deactivated20170412]

always salt your pasta while boiling it 

[permeate]