Kiss Me In The Garden

Royalty kink, Knight Kink Minors Dni 18+ plus only 29/Enby/Princess/She/They/Nblm/Nblw

[willjulep]

It's not enough to call your knight a "good boy". Sometimes you've got to hit him with a "you're the only one worthy to sit at my feet".

[251am-chainmail]

A princess and her knight...

Her very, very loyal knight, who keeps insisting that they cannot move further whilst she sits in his lap. She's simply there because she ordered him to, because she wanted to hold his face, talk with him softly, anything and everything sweet and innocent.

And if he strips off his armor, it's only because she wished to be more comfortable while sitting in his lap. No princess should be forced to be pressed against hard, uncomfortable metal if she doesn't want to, and that's fair.

His hands are now tied behind his back because of their position. If he sits like this, who knows, he might get untoward ideas and touch her in places he's not allowed to reach. Besides, the princess is so soft with her knots, it's hard to not enjoy.

And now the princess is tugging down his pants, and the knight is sputtering to stop her. Of course, she's just conducting a little inspection on him, to ensure he's pure. And in order to check that, she'll need to make many, many tests on him.

Oh, princess...

[blanchebees]

I NEED A HERO, the bloodied knight returning to his lady.

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[willjulep]

Knights love it when you make increasingly ludicrous demands for them to prove their fealty. Struggling against overwhelming odds where the only light they find in the darkness is the promise of returning to your side victorious and just a little broken is like treats to them.

[willjulep]

A knight and his liege who gas each other up to the point that it's nauseating for bystanders.

"I am your blade, my prince."

"And what a blade you are! Sharp, sturdy, reliable–"

"As ever, I am only as my liege wills me."

"–undefeated in combat–"

"Honorable combat fought in your good name."

"–and there's a certain glow about you when properly maintained." Kicking his feet. "What's your secret?"

"Total unyielding loyalty to the sun made manifest on earth."

"Oh, you! They must teach poetry in knight school."

"Any poetry born from my unworthy lips is but the flutter of the wings of my soul in its tireless search for your regard."

"Search no further! You and your bewinged soul have only the highest of my regard."

I mean, it clears taverns.

[emmacandle]

HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO PUNISH A KNIGHT WHO BLUSHES AND SMILES EVERY TIME YOU TRY

[coldbrewpup]

listen, if i didn't respond with a blushing "as you wish, my lady" and squirm a little about it then what kind of loyal knight would i even be?

[emmacandle]

YOU COULD AT LEAST PRETEND THAT YOU DONT LIKE IT

[coldbrewpup]

[black-quadrant]

y’all remind yourselves your account is your space. you’re not a performance. you’re not annoying by being yourself. if people aren’t into it they can leave. you’re not obligated to please anyone, especially at the cost of your personal expression. the worst thing you can do for your online enjoyment is to filter or censor yourself.

[laceration-d0ll]

a knight limping and bloodied, clutching their chest and wheezing, struggling to draw air into weary, burning lungs.

not because of the battle, no— they’re simply leaving their liege’s quarters for the night.

[stepsisterinchrist]

sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.

[puzzled-artist]

Imagine, hot lady knights

Collection of (most) my previous commission batch where the seasonal theme was hot lady knights

If you want to see all of them or get early access to when I open up comms again please consider supporting me over on Patreon!

[blanchebees]

Damsel in need...

p.2

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[thefemmesith]

Hug your local femme. Listen to your local femme.

[prideknights]

Had a sample made of the asexual embroidery patch design to confirm the quality and to see how much detail is possible. The manufacturer just sent me this video.

Do you like it? (the patch)

Yes!

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Voting ended onApr 16, 2025

All feedback welcome. This is just the first version. I will make changes such as having a bit more space between the edges and the text ⚔️🌈

[thearsonfungus]

Holy fuck that’s awesome

[mayonnaise-b]

She made me giggling and kicking my feet

[dykepervert]

big butch knight tasked with guarding the princess’s chambers while she’s asleep who can definitely be trusted and has no perverted intent with her unconscious body

[fellhellion]

two posts that are engaged in a beautiful marital affair to me

[tired-biscuit]

the princess and her honorable knight, who she has to practically beg to let her suck him off because he’s convinced that his lady should NEVER have to stoop so low as to sink on her knees for him.