girls should be having crazy fucked up sex with me (holding me in their arms and petting me softly and telling me everything will be alright),

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girls should be having crazy fucked up sex with me (holding me in their arms and petting me softly and telling me everything will be alright),
did you hear?? they FIRED the fox.
not from her job. in a KILN
she's fine :)
oh my gods she's gorgeous
soft Jolteon and not prickly at all
Tumblr’s one true talent is making me sick of things I’ve never seen or read or heard.
I kitbashed my eternal blorbo Ruby Rose from RWBY :3c
First time using paint for a model, specifically the cape (came in gray)
before someone screenshots this and posts it elsewhere this is me
PREV TRUTH NUKE
let me inside ur ribcage i promise i can be trusted in there just let me innnnnnnn
OK WHICH ONE OF YOU GAVE HER A CURSED SCYTHE?
bonus pick
always remember that if u dont know someones pronouns especially online you should default to she/her
Stories of Elf World
Girls make the cutest whines when they want you to fuck them
being a robotfucker while also being tech illiterate is so embarrassing
i'm like a straight man who doesn't know how to find the clit
guide to computer sex:
case fans: don't put your dick in these. stroke the outside carefully, in a circular motion, for maximum stimulation
usb ports: great place for penetration. flash drives are the traditional option but you can connect nearly anything, ask your partner if theyre into something specific. if theyre really kinky, try viruses or pentesting tools like the flipper zero.
power button: threatening to press it can be incredibly hot, but only actually press it with enthusiastic consent.
removable side panel: for getting really intimate. be very careful, the internals are sensitive!
hotswappable parts: sometimes SSDs (M.2 SSDs will be screwed in parallel to the motherboard, others may look different), HDDs (spinning disks inside big cases, usually get their own bay), and GPUs (big chips with fans attached) can be removed while your partner is running, but not all computers support this. this is a common part of BDSM, but make absolutely sure it's safe beforehand.
motherboard: the MOST sensitive part of their body! touch lightly and carefully. running the tips of your fingers along the traces is incredibly stimulating. play with the capacitors, too.
screws: loosening screws can be incredibly erotic, but be careful. especially with M.2 SSDs, this may cause problems! only loosen an M.2 drive if it is NOT mounted.
software: virus play was mentioned earlier, but also simply running very demanding software can be erotic.
download play: downloading embarrassing or illicit files is very hot. be sure to ask consent before installing league of legends.
firewall play: opening up or disabling your partner's firewall can be thought of as akin to exhibitionism. be careful with this, it can be a security risk, but most of the time it's not a big issue.
BIOS play: messing with your partner's BIOS settings can be incredibly intimate. remember, overclocking can be dangerous, only do it in small increments and very carefully! try starting with changing XMP profiles or something first.
that nub they have on thinkpad laptops: that's the clit.
remember some key safety tips:
ALWAYS wear protection! a static wrist strap is important if you are touching the internals, especially the motherboard.
heat warning! your partner will run hot when they're aroused. the GPU and CPU will burn you! even the SSD may run quite hot, especially during download play.
don't stick your dick in the fans. please.
for extra protection, keep viruses isolated inside a virtual machine.
being too warm during the day: well, this sucks, but this temperature makes sense because the sun is up, and the sun is making me warm. i am unhappy but logically i can deal with it for now.
being too warm at night: what if i kill everybody.
the problem is that hanging out in person with other transfems really is peak. nothing like it. i wanna bring all my girls together...
new beverage idea,. sparkling water 2., its mcdonalds sprite mixed with transfem pee
Every time I see this I lose my marbles I love it so much. "For some reason I yelled who is in here as I was falling" is the point where my soul leaves my body. God I love.
i'm gonna be real i've been fantasizing about the most vanilla stuff lately it doesn't even feel worth writing posts about, like "ffffffffffffuck i need a loving partner to engage in casual intimacy with me so hard unggghhh"
the shit just doesn't hit right you know?