Princess Poptart III

bow down before my throne or i will sue the poptart company themselves. She/her • asexual ;)

[princess-poptart-iii]

Do you prefer pop tarts toasted or not?

Is this even a question??? Toasted all the way. I gotta let those suckers experience the burning agony of my toaster before destroying them with my teeth.

[big8cola]

little ouppy .

[princess-poptart-iii]

Pick your favorite dino

Stegosaurus

Pterodactyl

T. rex

Triceratops

Velociraptor

Voting ended onFeb 13, 2023

[princess-poptart-iii]

Who will win

☄️

🦖

🦕

Voting ended onFeb 13, 2023

[princess-poptart-iii]

she needs a name

Doris

Phyllis

Wendy

Sword Lady

Grandma

Voting ended onFeb 19, 2023

[mudskip-muses]

Are fruit poptarts valid (also pls tell me your favs in the notes mines smores)

Yes

No

I don't like/have never eaten a poptart and you cant make me

Voting ended onFeb 11, 2023

[thinkanamelater]

Your favorite Beatle

Paul McCartney

Ringo Starr

George Harrison

John Lennon

Fifth Beatle (elaborate in the tags)

Voting ended onFeb 17, 2023

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[princess-poptart-iii]

Uhmmm yeah it is

[away-in-neverland-24]

[glimmerkey]

ACE Novelty Dinosaur

[gatorstooth]

froot loops carnotaurus 🌈

[princess-poptart-iii]

He!!! Looks!!!! Yummy!!!!

ÅáâàäAãā

[princess-poptart-iii]

Do you think these taste like bacon

[teathattast]

wat he doin

[n0-1-important]

He spoingin

[teathattast]

He sure fuckin is

[princess-poptart-iii]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[princess-poptart-iii]

i hate school hallways because i either glide through like 300 people without even touching a single soul or i crash into every single thing in sight and trip over 15 people's feet

[princess-poptart-iii]

So you're telling me...

When I am on my period I have to act like everything is fine while my abdomen feels like it is being chopped up by a blender???? And men can just joke about how it's "that time of month again"???? Like I get that getting kicked in the balls hurts but imagine having to go through that pain 24/7 for a week and still having to work through it. Bullshit.

[princess-poptart-iii]

I hang my foot over the edge of my bed now. I do not fear the demon under it anymore. Instead it fears me and my totally rad socks.

[princess-poptart-iii]

Why are zippers so loud

like dude i literally just want to open my pencil case in peace not rip open a space-time portal