can I offer you a nice shrimp in this trying time?

rani / she dimension 20 + naddpod sideblog main @queenbeyondthewall

[penrenutet]

Yeah, yeah 😔 gentleman 🤡 though it, uh 😳 though, if you're picking up on 🏳️‍🌈 any 💖💜💙 it does-- whwswhudfj 💖💛💙 it HAPPENS to be a gentleman 🤢🤮 ha ha 😅🤪 i wish it i WISH it had been a woman 😤💪🏼 dang it! DANGIT!! 🤦🏽‍♀️😭 i mean, STATISTICALLY, right‼️i mean, there's dicks FLYIN 🍆💨 ZOOM! FWOW!! 💥🤯 its hard honestly butthatsthethingishonestly 🙈 i feel like when i see a woman that i'm into 😍🙀 i'm like GOD like the STAKES couldn't be higher 😬😖 what if i disappoint this woman 😫💔 see a man and you're like I DON'T EVEN GIVE A SHIT 🙅🏽‍♀️✋🏽 and they're like MaRrY mE 🙄💍😮‍💨

[genderless-art]

god imagine being ana lopez, youre engaged to the most annoying man in earth and then here comes a hot french vampire to take you on the sapphic adventure of your dreams

[princess-shrimp]

He’s hoziering like he’s never hoziered before

[from-and-for-nerds]

Guys you gotta understand he was being so mean to Beth

[princess-shrimp]

I respect the precedent that the court sets but I also respect WMYN

[magicratfingers]

[ecopunkhoneybee]

Jawbone and Sklonda and probably every other adult in his life @ Riz in junior year

[starlitmyre]

NEED him (to lose my entire life savings at roulette)

[imstacks]

✨️🖤🌙 trio of all time 🌙🖤✨️

[rrat-king]

emily's campaign against her husbands name continues

[wallpapersronme]

A collection of d20 face palms

[amnesiaguy]

fantasy is when currency is referred to as "gold" and sci fi is when currency is referred to as "credits"

[grozat]

frog-mouth helm

[sn0otchie]

[littlemortalme]

[elzebrook]

I need the world to know that Brian Murphy currently has Kurt Russell hair, a 70s mustache, and rocked up to the Las Vegas Dimension 20 show wearing a form fitting sparkly mesh spandex top and JNCO jeans.

[criimetrash]

Protégay WIP

I have them rotating in my mind at all times