Vindictive Wargod

Wren| Genderfluid | They/Them | Pansexual | 29| ♏ | ENFP | Ohio |Pagan | Witch | Rooster | What is grief if not Love Perservering?

[mythrildragons84]

oh btw, have some jaspers too.. god tier jaspers. Thief of Rage

[kelslk-art]

My contribution to the Steve/Tony Anthology! 

So many AWESOME artists and authors participated, download it for free here!!

[chernozemm]

I'm back on my bullshit with another underbaked au lmao

T4T old women (gn) Yuri vampire Crowley and werewolf aziraphale ✌️

An arrangement: aziraphale doesn't hunt Crowley down and Crowley only drinks from her and doesn't bother the humans.

Well. Anything beyond that is off the clock and none of your business (there will be a part 2 it's absolutely all of your business)

Crowley wears lots of white gold to fool first time vampire hunters that it's silver and she Surely Can't Be A Vampire. It works most of the time.

Also sideburns on women is 👌👌

[doyoulovebugs]

:(

[syekick-powers]

english's pronunciation rules are absolute bullshit poopoo made up crap but one of my favorite side effects of this in written english specifically is like. altering the spelling of a word in such a way that it's technically pronounced the same. but reads very differently when your eyes go over it in written form. and that sort of dissonance between the proper spelling and the altered spelling producing the same basic sounds in your brain creates an unprecedented level of comedy.

[syekick-powers]

ingredience. creacher. both of these are pronounced essentially exactly the same but the altered spellings are just hilarious for some stupid reason. the english language is a disaster but at least whatever is wrong with it is REALLY funny.

[miseria-fortes-viros]

pakige 📦

[ralfmaximus]

Sensational spelling!

[ericvilas]

It's because even though the pronounciation is basically the same, it's not exactly the same! It's spelled in such a way that makes you think of it as being pronounced with a specific accent or vocal quirk, specifically one that evokes a personality trait that is funny when thought of in combination with that word, which is a very convoluted sequence of associations, but the fact that English spelling is Like That completely smooths the ride and makes it completely unconscious, which is fascinating

[hungwy]

first mammoth to get hit with a spear mustve been like actually fuck you for real

[rostbef]

I think this applies to every mammoth hit by a spear

[moxyinverse]

no the rest of them didn't mind

[ayeforscotland]

*Stares directly into the camera*

[princessagony]

“I never trust someone who offers kindness for free, there is always a hidden motive pure or vile it’s there.”

[princessagony]

“Are you a Magician? Because Abracadamn!” 

Caeshamir Campaign: Naellin | Nola | Nyxis | Zhara |

[rosdottir]

all three in one post!

[rominagarber]

Presenting… the complete ZODIAC series! 💗

Zodiac: out now Wandering Star: out now Black Moon: releases Dec 6 Thirteen Rising: releases summer 2017

More info at www.zodiacbooks.com! @penguinteen

[wondertriosews]

Elizabeth's Compendium

AKA how to go from a $5 paper mache book box

To a cool cosplay prop:

Materials needed:

Book box. I found mine at Joann’s, but Michaels and the internet also have them.

Adhesive caulk

Plastic fork

Craft foam (any color)

Tissues or paper towels

Modge podge

Matte medium

Thin cardboard

Clay (oven bake or air dry)

Black, brown, gold, silver, and white acrylic paint

A box cutter or xacto knife

Craft glue

Ribbon (optional)

Here we go:

Keep reading

[princessagony]

[princessagony]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

And another

[princessagony]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Have another dnd fanfiction

[princessagony]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Hey did you guys remember that i write fanfiction? Also im not dead so....hello!

[catchymemes]