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Reblog if you want a bunch of “have you evers” and “would you rathers” in your ask box right now.
tbh America is passing bullshits laws just to be passing bullshit laws at this point
If you threw one bird at the other bird really hard, you could kill two birds without the need for the stone at all, much more efficient.
Guys, let’s not forget about baby Taylor Lautner’s sicknasty number in Shark Boy and Lava Girl…
i’m cRYING
I’ve fallin’ so…
my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator
my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency
they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”
and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”
and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”
“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”
“oh i’m having a heart attack”
my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes
like, “what is your emergency?”
“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”
“… is it… your blood?”
“yes i think so”
“do you know where it’s coming from?”
“probably the stab wound”
“have you been stabbed?”
“oh yah definitely”
more pls!!!
so the thing about my family is that we have two ancestors on my dad’s side who were buried in france, where I currently live. one died in the spanish civil war, and one died prior doing…we don’t know what. but he somehow managed to get buried in père lachaise.
so anyhow, my gran sends me a message like “pls put flowers on ur uncle samuel’s grave because he’s gone over a century with none and it will make the ghost mad if he hasn’t already” because my family spends time in europe but never long enough to go all the way to père lachaise and give ya boy samuel jr. his death rites. so im like “ok gran I can do that” bc im a good grandson and you do not fuck with gran she doesn’t DESERVE THAT
i figure out which plot he’s on and ask someone specifically where you can find uncle samuel jr. and they tell me where and so I arrive at the junction and.
HE GONE.
WHERE DID YOU GO UNCLE SAMUEL.
*celine dion’s smash hit “my heart will go on” playing in the distance*
in other words either someone stole my entire great great uncle samuel or he has risen again, ready to party in paris for all of eternity.
You’re pretty chill about a corpse disappearing.
My guy, my dude, he’s been dead since 1851. He could be anywhere. He does what he wants.
seems like my spanish
I speak spanish fluently and I can confirm this is 100% correct.
Have you ever looked at someone while they’re doing something small like driving or laughing or eating and just smile bc you like them so much
Does he know how small he is??
omg
i’m such a “wait don’t get out of the car yet, this is a good song” type of person
hOW THE FUCK DO YOU LOSE A PLANE THO
you forget to cherish it
REPRESENTATION MATTERS.
Representation is SO important.