Just because i said i'm not afraid, it doesnt mean i want to

Elyse. I reblog stuff. I'm sort of in love with My Chemical Romance. she/her www.thiscrush.com/~hello-itsme-elyse

[thelilnan]

I was adjusting my adblock settings and accidentally blocked the entire website

[do-you-have-a-flag]

an improvement

[i-am-a-fish]

*staff meeting*

Alright everyone things are looking bad, they don’t like our new policy and they’re creating a ton of posts that make fun of us what should we do

*dude in the corner* ok ok i got an idea let’s,

let’s just,

let’s take away their ability to post

[aidashakur]

“6 months from now I will be in a different situation.”

Speak it into existence.

[ithelpstodream]

[myrosecolouredgirl]

Si la migra aparecen en su puerta

no abras la puerta. Estate calmado. Usted tiene derechos.

Si piden entrar, pregunten si tienen una orden firmada por un juez.

Si dicen que lo tienen, piden verlo.

Una orden de administración de ICE (formulario 1-200, 1-205) no les permite entrar a su hogar sin su consentimiento.

Si no tienen una orden firmada por un juez, usted puede negarse a dejarlos entrar

Si se fuerzan, no resistan. Dile a todos en la residencia que permanezcan en silencio.

Si usted es arrestado, permanezca en silencio y no firme nada hasta que hable con un abogado.

[solarcat]

Yes, but as a note: You must DECLARE AFFIRMATIVELY that you are invoking your right to remain silent!! If you just stay silent, you haven’t actually invoked the right. It’s an annoying legal thing, but you have to speak in order to stay silent. All you have to do is say “I am exercising my right to remain silent” (and then DO remain silent after that!).

[fostertheory]

That last bit is due to a somewhat recent Supreme Court decision.

[https-graces]

‪I once watched a woman pop off all 10 of her press-on nails into the trash before walking into a lesbian bar

[clexa-pick-up-lines]

chaotic neutral

[the-gayest-dovah]

Iconic

[lyrics-and-music]

Covet // Basement

[strawberryspoons]

Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Me: I used escapist fantasies as a coping mechanism to get through years of trauma and therefore never learned how to plan for a real life future

[justsomeantifas]

rich people:

millennials:

[freeandresponsible]

I am fairly sure there are other explanatory factors for a dropping life expectancy, such as skyrocketing obesity rates and no one exercising enough. There’s not much evidence that increases in the quantity of working hours is linked to a dropping life expectancy.

[justsomeantifas]

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ya ever hear of researching shit before you embarrass yourself?

[swarnpert]

LGBT stands for Lets Get This Bread

[strongbowdarkfruit]

i know what you’re going through i read the perks of being a wallflower 

[murdershegoat]

‘fucking superb you funky little lesbian’ is the greatest sentence constructed by humanity, it encapsulates the true lesbian spirit of support, swearing, and outdated modes of speech

[fuckyeahreligionpigeon]

[wheresanegg-blog]

old iOS looks like how dj got us fallin’ in love by usher sounds

[renegalien-deactivated20210515]

i literally hate language, i hate that you can just say shit like this and it actually makes sense

[reversewerewolf]

things i say that confuse and worry my coworkers:

“happy birthday” every time i hand them something

“well, that’s not ideal” whenever something is going wrong

“we are in the timeline that god abandoned” whenever i’m mildly inconvenienced

“can’t you see that your fighting is tearing this family apart?” whenever two or more coworkers are arguing

referring to taking medication as “eating medicine”

“time to go back to prison!” when putting animals back in their cages

referring to inanimate objects as (s)he, particularly when i break something and say “oh no, he’s dead.” this concerns them especially when i follow it up with “that’s not ideal”

“what are they gonna do, fire me?”

[dwarvesandrobots]

I work in a blood bank, and constantly refer to blood types as flavors, such as “Oh, you need two units? What flavor is he?” And my older coworkers just look at me confused but my coworker that’s my age doesn’t miss a beat and responds “A Pos”

[reversewerewolf]

this is probably my favorite comment on this post so far

[cherryboard]

i never run voluntarily so if u ever see me running you should start running too bc something is coming

[latenights]

do u ever look at someone and just pray to god you never have to lose them

[culturenlifestyle]

Photographer Endangers His Life To Capture Lava, Meteor, Milky Way And Moon In One Shot

[wordsnquotes]

culturenlifestyle:

American adventure photographer Mike Mezeul II has captured what is arguably one of the most stunning images of Mother Nature at work.

Keep reading

[damespock]

“mike what the fuck oh my go–” “just wait this is gonna look cool lmao”

[nymphomanik]

what the fuck

[ayellowbirds]

The colors, my gods.

[kittykat8311]

holy macaroni