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Cosimo Galluzzi
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@theartofmadeline
noise dept.
cherry valley forever
NASA

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occasionally subtle
taylor price

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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Mike Driver
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@princessgerardd
I was adjusting my adblock settings and accidentally blocked the entire website
an improvement
*staff meeting*
Alright everyone things are looking bad, they donât like our new policy and theyâre creating a ton of posts that make fun of us what should we do
*dude in the corner* ok ok i got an idea letâs,
letâs just,
letâs take away their ability to post
â6 months from now I will be in a different situation.â
Speak it into existence.
Si la migra aparecen en su puerta
no abras la puerta. Estate calmado. Usted tiene derechos.
Si piden entrar, pregunten si tienen una orden firmada por un juez.
Si dicen que lo tienen, piden verlo.
Una orden de administraciĂłn de ICE (formulario 1-200, 1-205) no les permite entrar a su hogar sin su consentimiento.
Si no tienen una orden firmada por un juez, usted puede negarse a dejarlos entrar
Si se fuerzan, no resistan. Dile a todos en la residencia que permanezcan en silencio.
Si usted es arrestado, permanezca en silencio y no firme nada hasta que hable con un abogado.
Yes, but as a note: You must DECLARE AFFIRMATIVELY that you are invoking your right to remain silent!! If you just stay silent, you havenât actually invoked the right. Itâs an annoying legal thing, but you have to speak in order to stay silent. All you have to do is say âI am exercising my right to remain silentâ (and then DO remain silent after that!).
That last bit is due to a somewhat recent Supreme Court decision.
âȘI once watched a woman pop off all 10 of her press-on nails into the trash before walking into a lesbian bar
chaotic neutral
Iconic
Covet // Basement
Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me: I used escapist fantasies as a coping mechanism to get through years of trauma and therefore never learned how to plan for a real life future
rich people:
millennials:
I am fairly sure there are other explanatory factors for a dropping life expectancy, such as skyrocketing obesity rates and no one exercising enough. Thereâs not much evidence that increases in the quantity of working hours is linked to a dropping life expectancy.
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ya ever hear of researching shit before you embarrass yourself?
LGBT stands for Lets Get This Bread
i know what youâre going through i read the perks of being a wallflowerÂ
âfucking superb you funky little lesbianâ is the greatest sentence constructed by humanity, it encapsulates the true lesbian spirit of support, swearing, and outdated modes of speech
old iOS looks like how dj got us fallinâ in love by usher sounds
i literally hate language, i hate that you can just say shit like this and it actually makes sense
things i say that confuse and worry my coworkers:
âhappy birthdayâ every time i hand them something
âwell, thatâs not idealâ whenever something is going wrong
âwe are in the timeline that god abandonedâ whenever iâm mildly inconvenienced
âcanât you see that your fighting is tearing this family apart?â whenever two or more coworkers are arguing
referring to taking medication as âeating medicineâ
âtime to go back to prison!â when putting animals back in their cages
referring to inanimate objects as (s)he, particularly when i break something and say âoh no, heâs dead.â this concerns them especially when i follow it up with âthatâs not idealâ
âwhat are they gonna do, fire me?â
I work in a blood bank, and constantly refer to blood types as flavors, such as âOh, you need two units? What flavor is he?â And my older coworkers just look at me confused but my coworker thatâs my age doesnât miss a beat and responds âA Posâ
this is probably my favorite comment on this post so far
i never run voluntarily so if u ever see me running you should start running too bc something is coming
do u ever look at someone and just pray to god you never have to lose them
Photographer Endangers His Life To Capture Lava, Meteor, Milky Way And Moon In One Shot
culturenlifestyle:
American adventure photographer Mike Mezeul II has captured what is arguably one of the most stunning images of Mother Nature at work.
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âmike what the fuck oh my goââ âjust wait this is gonna look cool lmaoâ
what the fuck
The colors, my gods.
holy macaroni