skripclub anonymous

[proudly-pro-choice]

????? This is the guy in my English class that I only contact when I wasn’t in class. It’s too early for this.

If you’ve had some creep send you something worse than this, please let me know.

[proudly-pro-choice]

So he forgot he requested me on Facebook…I messaged his mother.

[justmakeitstop]

You know you fucked up when your mom tells someone to call the police about your ridiculous behavior because she tried but she is DONE, you’re supposed to be a man by now. 

[sorelle-says]

She put the safety of women as a whole above her son & his trifling behavior. As it should be:

[princesslumpia]

she said he is supposed to be a man by now 😭

[nailpornography]

[princesslumpia]

labor day weekend

spend the past five days feeling anxious about not working on a trip i took intended to unwind and work on my mental heath/not work so much.

got to see my boo tho.

[starlightandtears]

Me: dont fuckin boss me around!!!!!

Someone I Find Attractive: *tells me what to do in a semi-stern voice*

Me:

[tiredstripper]

Stripperwriter is finally being called out and taken off Instagram and i am so stoked, i hope Jacqthestripper is next

[valthestrippper-blog]

care to share what they’ve done that is bad? I’m not arguing, I’m just genuinely curious

[tiredstripper]

both are racists who steal all their ideas from other strippers and then cash out on them, stripper writer is also a known abuser to girls at the clubs, a huge bully when it comes to abortion and mental illnesses of girls, shes been 86 from multiple clubs for this behavior, she has also outed multiple girls to their families an because of this almost got a girl killed. They both profit off of women of color but don’t give back at all. I’m also especially salty about jacq because she used one of my quotes/stories in her book and didnt credit me at all, its the only quote in the book with no girls name under it, this happened right after i called her out on some of her shady behavior, she also never sent me my copy.

[hometeam-showgirl]

One of her t-shirts is an idea she stole from me when she stayed in my apartment and she made it in my favorite color and never even told me. She’s also ghosted and blown me off multiple times even after I went out of my way to house her, get her a speaking gig, drive her to the airport, etc.

[tiredstripper]

omg which shirt.

[princesslumpia]

hate when people ask me if i’ve heard of jack the stripper like... gross?

she makes fun of survival strippers and is the epitome of white feminist — “i’m a whore because it’s fun and liberating.”

[buppygirl]

Slutty and socially anxious gotta be the most doomed combo, I wanna suck yours and all your friends dicks but I’m scared to say hi, wtf

[fatslutdreamgirl]

big mood

[twerkurway2abetterlife]

when it’s 1:30am and u got 50 bucks in ur purse and it cost you 100 bucks to come to work and u hear ur 50th ‘maybe later’

[traveleroftimeanspace]

[cashrulezxo]

[princesslumpia]

This particular dude has said the phrase, “When you get a -real- job...” more than a few times. Like, he’s not even referring to my stripping job, he’s telling me my creative job is not a real job.

[eastafricandream]

Hilary was Lowkey ahead of her time.

[princesslumpia]

Are Today’s Strippers -Really- Poor?

A customer brought it to my attention how strip clubs have changed the past two and a half decades. Well, duh. Everthing changes.

I don’t care to reiterate his points, because I’m usually not a strip club customer. I DO want to mention that I’m working a lot harder these days than I was even three years ago. I’ve worked in plenty of cities and like to think it’s clubs across the stages, and not just my home.

Anyway, maybe it’s burnout. but I’ve heard in the locker room that “money isn’t what it used to be.” i.e. being able to be a part time stripper or that being your only job. With still being able to pay bills, live semi-lavishly AND SAVE.

I’m doing alright. I miss being able to splash just as much money as middle-aged men though. These days I make as much as an American business man maybe early 30s. I wouldn’t be complaining but I need to retire soon.

Are other dancers working harder? What’s going on?

[princesslumpia]

😂 any escort agency recommendations?

[traveleroftimeanspace]

[flowerinaflame]

[apptowonder]

Damn…I really needed this meme rn

[snorlaxatives]

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

[beevean]

reasons I’m still on this hellsite:

1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable

[princesslumpia]

Are Today’s Strippers -Really- Poor?

A customer brought it to my attention how strip clubs have changed the past two and a half decades. Well, duh. Everthing changes.

I don’t care to reiterate his points, because I’m usually not a strip club customer. I DO want to mention that I’m working a lot harder these days than I was even three years ago. I’ve worked in plenty of cities and like to think it’s clubs across the stages, and not just my home.

Anyway, maybe it’s burnout. but I’ve heard in the locker room that “money isn’t what it used to be.” i.e. being able to be a part time stripper or that being your only job. With still being able to pay bills, live semi-lavishly AND SAVE.

I’m doing alright. I miss being able to splash just as much money as middle-aged men though. These days I make as much as an American business man maybe early 30s. I wouldn’t be complaining but I need to retire soon.

Are other dancers working harder? What’s going on?

[hashtag-stripper-problems]

INFLATION. most dance prices have remained stagnant for 5, 10, 30 years….

[princesslumpia]

Good point! Just disappointed, entertainers here were charging $60/dance. it got lowered to $30 this week. :(

[jussstahoe-deactivated20191230]

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