Tumblr still exists?

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[dogpuppy]

[throathole]

Oh thanks but what the fuck does any of that mean

[throathole]

You have to be fucking kidding me. These are all Dr Seuss words. You’re communicating with me from the Dr Seuss dimension.

[goatedgreen]

every person you meet will have one bit that only they find funny. it is important that you hate that bit as much as possible in order to enrich their experience of doing the bit. it is part of the enjoyment of the bit

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[drizzledrawings]

Make women hairier in video games... she is running for her life she doesnt have time to shave

[txttletale]

sorry for [remembering a tumblr post about expressing gratitude instead of apologising to make the interaction more positive for the other person] i mean thank you for having a boyfriend who was so easy to run over withmy car and reverse over three times maybe four

[docjackal]

Me: Oh damn, this character had a glow-up!

The character: [visibly more unkempt, disheveled, frightened and covered in cuts and bruises.]

[dogpuppy]

[bonesbeetle]

they let the fucking skull wraith on the mound again. this is such bullshit i hate this league.

[dogpuppy]

[chainsaw-headache]

i love 'bumfuck' as an intensifier

Middle of bumfuck nowhere....... cus Yeah we're really lost... anal sex style 😞

[wizardshark]

Lost so far out that there's really only one option here

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[anxietyproblem]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]