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preparing my body and mind for war (socializing)

whenever I confess to people that i feel like I am just roleplaying as a normal person they're always like noooo you don't strike me as someone who's roleplaying as a normal person at all!!! :) and every time internally im like well yes that's because I am excellent at it

unofficial-autism-post

Unofficial Autism Post

solitairians

free-my-mindd

mayo-advance-sp

The real power of the he-man transformation scene wasn't the muscles, it was giving Adam that shampoo blowout combo.

#drop the haircare routine pls #nicholas galitzine #motu #masters of the universe #motu 2026

the-fatal-impact

Me pretending that I care about my 9-17 job…

#girl me too #masters of the universe #skeletor #motu #motu 2026

my-heart-of-heart

2026 Adam/He-Man has officially stolen my heart and it’s wild that tumblr isn’t talking abt this guy. He’s a loser. He infodumps about his home planet on a first date and gets dumped immediately. He works in HR. He can’t drive. He gets mesmerized by his own abs. He’s convinced he can talk things out with the bad guys despite this never working once the entire film. He goes to the gym in a pink kitten sweater that says “alpha male.” He’s been arrested. He sneaks away to transform into he-man as if it’s a secret but literally everyone knows. He brought his earth roommate to eternia to prove he wasn’t crazy. He even killed Jared Leto. What a guy.

#I love a himbo #he's a loser but he's MY LOSER #the gym scene was iconic #masters of the universe #nicholas galitzine #motu #motu 2026

notgaybuckybarnes

NICHOLAS GALITZINE Masters of The Universe (2026)

#girliepop transitions will always be special to me #nicholas galitzine #masters of the universe #motu #motu 2026

nickygspisskink

yeah, wow.

#we were all saying that at the same time #this gives me major gender envy #I want arms like that :(((#nicholas galitzine #motu #motu 2026 #masters of the universe

cowboy-garfield

Everybody go tf home I have officially found a worse name for eyes than ‘orbs’

pancakeke

can’t believe I had to read this with my own balls

#so I do have balls?

fox-guardian

phm chapter one is a lot of grace being like "aaaaugggugg who am I.... what is this place.... auauagh I'm so fucking shredded and my dick hurts so bad"

#gotta say the dick scene... hurt me physically #why would you do that my man #ur dumb as bricks #but huge rec to read the book!!#I'm loving it so far #phm

nellasbookplanet

Something so funny about rereading one's own unfinished fics. Like wow this is pretty good! Almost as if it was written exactly according to what I personally like in fact! Someone should finish it!

#uhhh don't call me out like this

saulwexler

Hey did you draw that evil feminist caricature to warn men how their wives would act once they got the right to vote? Illustrator: sure did boss. real sexy, just like you asked.