welcome to a world of endless wonder

Denise, she/her, 30, Germany. theatre nerd, TV show obsessions, Dungeons & Dragons, existential crises and middle aged actresses. moving to @anotherdisastergay for the recent entry into the Phandom

[transmutationisms]

me when im so sweet and beautiful

[transmutationisms]

me when im so sweet and beautiful monday

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[deadpowol]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown breakfast

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

who on earth is out there waking up early to get shit done??? the purpose of waking up early is to have QUIET TIME LOUNGING IN BED before the world gets LOUD & ANNOYING AS FUCK

[topgunvolleyballscene]

how often are you getting a headache

daily

weekly

monthly

couple times a year

yearly or less

Remaining time: 1 day 21 hours

[topgunvolleyballscene]

how often are you getting a tummy ache

daily

weekly

monthly

every couple months

yearly or less

Remaining time: 1 day 21 hours

[topgunvolleyballscene]

Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too

[crocomire-deactivated20151208]

do actors get boners while making sex scenes this is one of the things i’ve wondered my whole life

[missingdinosaur-deactivated2013]

Idk if you actually care for the answer, but they have to put their dicks in little sleeves that attach to the leg so if they get a boner it just get held down.

[princekarkat]

that sounds like a garment that should be sold everywhere and considered polite if not mandatory to wear, like bras

[sassyhiddles-deactivated2016031]

Omg I can’t

[mr-dilliams]

As a guy I second this.

[microbewrangler]

If I have to wear a titty sling because there might be an event where it becomes chilly and my nip noops become visible through my shirt, people who have a peenor should be expected to wear a peenor sling in case there is an event where a gentle breeze occurs and their peenor becomes erect.

[naamahdarling]

I kind of feel like if we’re gonna do that we should go all-out and they should be IMPOSSIBLE to size, VERY expensive, flimsy, and made of uncomfortable, itchy materials.

[chadjesus]

And the little ones should have cute designs but the big ones only come in white,black, and tan

[daftpunk-delorean]

and there should be a company that sells them called Victor’s Secret, that has uncomfortably large, close-up photos of enormously-endowed male “angels” stuffed into their gorgeous little pouches spread all over every mall and TV channel, which changes societal expectations on penis size as a whole, so that men who don’t have incredibly large penises feel impossibly inadequate and feel compelled to make up for it by spending a fortune on overpriced penis pouches as a way of compensating.

Then Victor’s Secret should be sure not to actually carry any of these garments in the sizes that they advertise, so that only modestly-endowed men have the privilege of being seen in the shop, which is the type of place that simultaneously clamors for huge dicks, but refuses to cater to them in any way, leaving everyone involved vaguely uncomfortable and slightly ashamed.

[uriigamii]

This is legit one of the best posts I’ve ever found on tumblr.

[thegirlinthebyakko]

They also must come with a terrible underwire that sometimes breaks or stabs them from time to time.

[adgunty]

This is great.

[delilah-mcmuffin]

There should also be a very old, kind of worn out one that gets worn on laundry day.

[moki-dokie]

and the sizes need to have some random symbols/letters for no fuckin reason at all. 7 inch dick? cool your size is 4Z deal with it.

[drdetroit83-deactivated20240806]

This is where Tumblr excels.

[ifyouknowmeirlgoaway]

Men should be all excited to get home so they can take it off, but then also shamed for ever being without it.

[aqueerkettleofish]

Only problem is that guys would deliberately wear a size or two too big. And they’d never wash it.

[laferrarii]

opening Tumblr is like a cigarette break

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

the postal service names their shit exactly like how a 16 y.o. names angsty fanfic

[punk-squirrely-ghost]

Explain.

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

try and tell me literally any one of these would not fit above a short story about two wholly random men from the MCU fingering each other, or possibly 12 chapters of one or more characters from a CW show being in high school while having a photogenic but terminal kind of cancer. try.

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

ok so i want to say in hindsight i think i could probably have been clearer

[rimonoroni2]

[thetangledsheet]

Anyway I think more video game quests should make you uncomfortable and guilty and mislead you and corner you between a rock and a hard place and offer hollow victories. There's nothing more annoying than quest writing that scrambles to assure you that you're niceys and good and nothing you put your hand on can ever have negative consequences. "You cannot save everyone" and I cheer and whoop etc.

[luntfontanne]

you will never guess who directed half the episodes of this miniseries

[luntfontanne]

[luntfontanne]

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[wordfather]

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

[colealexart]

"Laudna could survive a millennium of loneliness, but she wasn't sure she could survive being told to leave again.

Not by her."

[ell-hs]

[loudestlibrarianongodsgreenearth]

wah wah i’m percy de rolo i have an incandescently gorgeous elf wife who turns my cock into origami every night wah wah she loves me and worries about my health and she wants me to sleep in a big comfy bed with her my life is soooooo hard

[mulderscullyinthetardis]

Mulder & Scully/David & Gillian being incredibly cute on set – pt 1

[emil]

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

[emil]

peggle make phone calls