“We should go on a vacation.”
“Can I borrow some money?”
“So…. my parents kicked me out. Can I crash at your place for a while?”
“I’m colorblind how am I supposed to know which is the right color?”
“Please don’t be mad….I couldn’t just leave him/her alone in the cold. ”
“Look how cute she/he is!”
“Want to go to the mall with me?”
“Wanna share a milkshake?”
“I told you not to eat so much.”
“Being single sucks maybe we should just marry each other. ”
“I promise I won’t bring home another cat/dog.”
“I don’t think they’re good for you.”
“I’m just trying to help.”
“Don’t make me fall in love with you.”
“I don’t think we’re right for each other.”
“Stop judging me. I don’t care if this is my fifth carton of ice cream.”
“Something smells burnt.”
“Did you get another fight?”
“Let me take care of you.”
“I want to punch you in the face.”
“I want to spend my life with you.”
“I think I just got dumped?”
“I can’t wait to leave this stupid job.”
“I know I’m an adult but that doesn’t mean I can’t have cute things.”
“Do you still have a stuffed animal collection?”
“Look! It’s uhm… some kind of bird… you like birds right?”
“We should throw a party.”
“You can’t marry someone you just met.”
“Someone broke into my house/apartment.”
“Can I pet your dog, please?”
“I’m sorry…I may have broken something….”
“I don’t want to live without you.”
“We should play a game together.”
“Can you explain to me why I caught you kissing my boyfriend/girlfriend?”
“You have something on your face.”
“I swear you act like a child.”
“Why am I with you again?”
“You’re going to get hurt.”
“Can I sleep in your bed tonight?”
“Are you still afraid of the dark?”
“You asshole, you beat my high score!”
“You’re so full of yourself.”
“Do you want to go out to dinner?”
“Would you like to go out sometime?”
“I’d like to ask if you’d like to be my boyfriend/girlfriend.”
“Are you done with that?”
“No time to explain. We need to get married now.”
“I’m in a lot of trouble.”
“I have to move away. My dad/mom got a new job.”
“We should buy a house together.”
“Oh my god what did I just walk into.”
“I have to be anywhere else but here.”
“Oh would you like the time…”
“Don’t burn down the house, please.”
“Can we just not fight today, please. I don’t have the energy.”
“Maybe we should break up.”
“You’re into that kind of stuff?”
“Oh my god are you okay?!”
“I think we have a first aid kit around here somewhere.
"It’s so hot, I’m dying!”
“I’m going to freeze to death! Do you really have to have the house this cold?”
“Do you think he/she will like it?”
“I want to do something for myself.”
“You’re constantly changing your plans.”
“I don’t feel like you want me here.”
“I wish everyday was like this.”
“That waiter/waitress is really cute!”
“Are you looking at their butt?”
“Please stop me from impulse buying an eight pound bag of sprinkles.”
“I don’t have a problem.”
“Why are you wearing makeup? ”
“I swear you get cuter and cuter every single day!”
“Can I have my stuff back?”
“Why did we ever breakup?”
“Can we go to Disney Land/Disney World?”
“Well don’t you look like a ray of sunshine.”
“I’m not a morning person.”
“That’s you fifth cup of coffee and it isn’t even noon yet.”
“Will you shut up for a second?!”
“My ex just asked me to marry them?”
“Why are you still hung up over your ex?”
“Wow that person looks just like you!”
“Can you send me pictures of your cat/dog?”
“I’m a simple man/women. I like naps, cute animals, and running from my problems just like everyone else.”
“Will you just ask me out already?”
“I swear you’re always on your phone.”
“We need to talk. You’re addiction to candy crush is affecting our friendship/relationship.”
“I just want you to listen to me.”
“Is that lipstick on your collar?”
“I think your crystal collection is getting a little out of control.”
“Don’t you think these dolls are creepy?”
“I think our place is haunted.”
“I’m not going back there!”
“I’ve never done anything bad in my entire life. I took four sugar packets one time and I felt so bad that I brought them back.”
“You’re such a good person…its annoying.”
“You know you could just not be an asshole.”
“You’re behind on rent again.”
“Mmm that cake smells wonderful.”
“Have I ever told you how beautiful your eyes are?”
“This is so embarrassing… I just want to die.”
“We’re breaking everything they gave you and going shopping.”
“You really need to stop wearing that ring.”
“I told you they were no good!”
“I wish you would just leave them already. ”
“Do you want to stay at my place for a while?”
“Why is there someone sleeping in your tub?”
“I never want to touch a bottle of alcohol again.”
“I’m sorry for the things I said when I was drunk.”
“That’s way too much sugar! Are you trying to kill me?”
“Have you really just been looking at pictures of cats/dogs all day?”
“I want to marry Godzilla and there’s nothing you can do to stop me.”
“Aren’t you lactose intolerant?”
“Are you sure you should be eating that?”
“Are you really doing another DIY project? The last one nearly burned down our house/apartment.”
“You’re being too loud. It’s scaring the dog/cat.”
“Can you help me give her/him a bath?”
“Remind me why we thought this was a good idea?”
“You keep hogging all the blankets.”
“I have to go to the hospital?”
“Why didn’t you tell me you were so sick?!”
“Stop trying to flirt with the cashier.”
“The barista just gave me his/her number.”
“Can we just pretend this never happened?”
“I can’t believe you did this behind my back!”
“I told you not to take them back.”
“I’m not going to be here for you when they break your heart again.”
“I think my bank account just laughed at me.”
“Why is everything in the kitchen pink?”
“Did you redecorate while I was gone?”
“How long have I been out?”
“Why are their paw prints all over the place?”
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