is this where turtles used to be?

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[prisonerposting]

hello i am unfriendly and unpleasant also i love @elflion so much it's unreal

vera buz makes baby saw

silly pronoun card

the helicopter post (tw animal death)

[guerrillatech]

[heartseeker]

i do im celebrating my dogs birthday

shes turning 2

[heartseeker]

SHES TURNING 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[prisonerposting]

[saw-described]

[ID: A doll of Billy the Puppet from Saw as a cat, by Vera Buz/BestCatsShop. Billy is a black cat with white face, paws, and tail tip. He wears a red bow tie and black ruff. The first image has him sitting in someone’s hand, and the second shows him standing with one hand on his hip and the other held up by the human hand. End ID.]

[nepenthean-sleep]

i should have fucking picked chemistry

[nepenthean-sleep]

my prof: don’t touch the underside of the tables, we dissect preserved rodents in here for mammalogy and they haven’t been cleaned in 3 or more years. custodians only clean this lab twice a year. if you break a specimen container we have to evacuate. that 3-foot box under the fume hood is full of dead birds. sign this waiver it’s 10% of your grade.

me, internally: i could have been a fucking meteorologist

[evil-pansy]

how it feels to be a microbiologist walking into the animal biology lab:

[nepenthean-sleep]

[o-lanterns]

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

[sparrow-va]

[animalcollectiveporn]

hes fixing it

[winonaparadise]

Walking around the apartment going "butter dog... he's the one with the butter" in my best anime dub boy protagonist voice until my roommate kills me oppa gruesome style

[hailmelon]

[responsibilitychan]

fresh asf like a million dollars justfine and dandy

[genderyomi-deactivated20240903]

ten years from now there's going to be a brand new type of emo girl whos posting dark edits of bluey saying swear words and doing xanax like they've been doing with hello kitty for decades now. and it's gonna be awesome

[yrdeadpet]

[genderyomi-deactivated20240903]

this goes hard

[flipchild]

[hooved]

[999888777999-deactivated2025100]

I’ve been saying this

[cutecipher]

^ suidward

[uncharismatic-fauna]

Round One: Connoisseur Critters

Tufted Ground Squirrel vs Witcheta Mountains Pillsnail

Arena: Tropical forest

Who Would Win?

Tufted Ground Squirrel

Witcheta Mountains Pillsnail

Voting ended onMay 6, 2024

Remember, it's not a popularity contest- it's a fight to the death!

[uncharismatic-fauna]

Congrats to the tufted ground squirrel for advancing to Round 2!

[orteil42]

for the past few days i've been redoing the golden cookie reskins that spawn during various seasons. here's business day

[rongzhi]

English added by me :)

[cannibalchicken]