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I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food

bluestockingbaby

hungwy

I want Kalshi to die

birdsareblooming

pandora’s box but it’s a gamecube

birdsareblooming

girl no

sonicbible

She opens up the disc drive and all the horrors of the world are released but there is also a copy of Sonic Adventure 2 Battle

singingmyscreamsong

sick of how much media attention is received by individual american soldiers who die abroad. this "young patriot and hero" signed up for the Die Serving American Imperialism team and then died serving american imperialism. okay so (1) why are we surprised by this, like why is this newsworthy, and (2) does anyone care about the people they hurt and killed beforehand

#why am I supposed to feel bad for people who volunteered to kill and be killed!!!!!!!!!

definitely-not-an-alb

One of the most bizarre things to come out of the last few years of press is businesses going '😭😭 what is UP with the new generation just ghosting you when they get hired for something and find something else/already started a different job/don't care 😭😭' and it's the same people who are posting fake jobs and refusing to send auto-generated 'thanks for your application but sadly we went with someone else' mass-emails. Like wow. I wonder where my generation got the idea this was acceptable behaviour. Really confusing. Someone should change something about the larger culture to deal with this maybe idk.

undeadhousewife

eeby-deeby-dark-and-creepy

Ok now I’m curious… Which do you prefer:

I have lived in and out of the city, I prefer the city

I have only lived in the city, I prefer the city

I have only lived out of the city, I prefer the city

I have lived in and out of the city, I prefer out of the city

I have only lived in the city, I prefer out of the city

I have only lived out of the city, I prefer out of the city

Bald/vanilla extract/I reject dichotomies under all circumstances/I can’t read

Remaining time: 3 days 2 hours

#lived in both; would absolutely pick in the city. and I mean IN the city not in a suburb #open to an immediately adjacent suburb. like the town that borders the city. but out more than one? noooooo way #I would rather live in a place half an hour from the closest grocery store than live in suburbia #the house I grew up in was surrounded by cornfields when I was in elementary school; now it is surrounded by subdivisions and has a costco #having experienced the creep of suburbia firsthand I am 1000000% confident I will never ever ever want to live in a suburb #I peel off a t shirt that says I LOVE LEAVING MY TRASH/RECYCLING/COMPOST BINS SITTING IN THE ALLEY 24/7/365 #and reveal a second t shirt that says YEAH IT IS DEF ANNOYING TO HEAR THE NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS YELLING AT ALL HOURS OF #THE DAY AND NIGHT BUT! IT STILL WARMS MY HEART AND SOUL TO SEE THEM HAVING FUN

the number of emails I have received this morning is really making me regret signing up to volunteer for a ONE TIME, TWO HOUR EVENT this afternoon

#For The Love Of Fuck. Shut Up!!!!!

maidthings

every time i say velociraptor is very important to imagine a turkey-sized predatory bird and not the weird lizard thing from jurassic park

maidthings

you have to love her. you have to

#in the og jurassic park they were scientifically accurate about scales for WHAT WAS KNOWN AT THE TIME #they were wrong to call that utahraptor a velociraptor but the scales were legit in the 90s #the new movies??? feathers were a universally known and accepted Fact and it is a disservice to the humanity (as well as #the original films) to have not listened to the scientific advisors about feathers #I have so many complaints about the new movies but the feathers are the main one #the dinosaurs WOULD BE SCARIER WITH FEATHERS!!!!!#pisses me off so much. PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH!!!!

poetrylesbian

#I think we should be meaner to men like this actually

billboards should be illegal🧑‍🩰

#and! it should be considered an act of heroism to wage guerrilla warfare against electronic ones

metrotransitposter

Minnesota: please vote in this primary election.

I am begging you and your fellow MN voters to vote in the August 11th Minnesota primary election so we can have Peggy Flanagan as a senator instead of Angie Craig who voted to empower and support the federal agencies that have invaded and occupied our state and continue to harm our communities.

Please please please show up for Peggy so we don’t get stuck with ICE and AIPAC Angie.

fishing-princess

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

aliceoverzero

The first tags I see on this are absolutely inspired. Incredible pervert lesbian website.

ubercharge

after i finished this i paused and thought i don't have the heart to eat these women. but maybe you do. if you're hungry

spicymochi

your month, your mini bird wearing a hat!

mercurialmilk

Found the perfect backpack at the thrift store (for 2.99!!) but hated the brand name all over it, so out came the inkle loom! Love the colors :)

antiquedeuce

cabinet of curiosities 🦇

axolotluv

Please give us your data 🥺🥺🥺🥺 For the children 😢‼️ all of your legal information 🙏🙏 yes 🥺 your home address? 🥺 Your government issued ID 😢❓social security number and credit card details 🤗 immigration status ❓ racial religious and gender identity 😁😢😢😢⁉️ please 🥺 did you get an abortion this year 🥺 please give us your personal information 🥺🥺🥺🥺 for the children‼️‼️

random-jot

ooh I got pliny of elder

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