death spells & chill

axelina. she(dyke)/her(fag). over 18. great lakes. biologist. icon by linsaangs

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[mousidy]

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

[metanarrates]

all women should be more hairy and sweaty and eat more food and laugh more loudly. my stance as a feminist and also my stance as a lesbian pervert

[singingmyscreamsong]

drunk in omahaaaaaa

[singingmyscreamsong]

drunk again nnnnnnn in omaha stillllllll

[evil-pansy]

woooooo g8ve it up for drunk in omaha ✨✨✨

[evilnicegirl]

maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?

[nypaingers]

So I know all you kids are joking around but no, you’re not allowed to make jokes about this. No.

[evilnicegirl]

[trash-panda-gorl]

Can’t just leave this in the tags, @the-starboy-symbiont

[64mpg]

finishing something you worked really hard for feels like nothing

[idlelizard]

shapely sugar bowl

[pettycentral]

[conarcoin]

neopets forum posts i reference all the time but nobody gets

[exquisacreamcheese]

by the way since we're doing curlcourse again, I might as well throw in what's probably my most inflammatory take:

if you deep-down believe any single player in the league personally strongly opposes Curl and her beliefs, you need to get less parasocial about that player

doubly so if you think that player chooses to express their opposition to Curl's beliefs by laying hits or fighting with her on the ice.

Haley Winn landed the most hits on Curl in the season and also liked her Fierce Hockey collaboration. Abby Roque got a black eye in a fight with her and also was at her wedding hugging her in pictures.

I'm not saying every player in the league believes trans women should be excluded from women's sports (and medically transitioning trans men should be excluded from all professional sports). I don't believe that either.

What I am saying is that you cannot invest that much hope in the politics of a celebrity you don't know who has never spoken openly about politics, and right now, that applies to every player in the league

[nat-20s]

out of curiosity, how many books have you read this year

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Voting ended onJun 5

[creekfiend]

chewy dot com wants you to know that they are proud purveyors of fine Dog Exorcism Potions, btw

[creekfiend]

the ad copy says it can be used on camels. imagine someone with a camel who is struggling with camel behavior problems seeing this and thinking "hot damn, the solution to my camel misbehavior problems is CERTAINLY this dog exorcism potion"

[blinkees]

updated the character limit on the blinkie maker! previously 15 characters, you can now attempt to cram a whopping 25 characters on your blinkies!! certain fonts and font sizes WILL cut off. use your best judgement ok?

[fasciation-fascination]

perfect

[evil-pansy]

iowa mixmasterrrrrrrrr

[evil-pansy]

[evil-pansy]

iowa mixmasterrrrrrrrr

[fairycosmos]

i love when parents used to say you’ll understand when you’re an adult and then you become an adult and you’re like ohhh i do understand. i understand that you were a weird fucking cunt. i know this because now i am a weird fucking cunt too. and i still don’t treat kids that way

[scoliosiswizard]

(Eric Satie, as quoted in John Cage's "Silence")

[hazel2468]

My father, more times than I can count: "You don't understand, you'll see when you get out into the REAL world."

Me, over 30, in the "real" world for over a decade: ...OH I get it. You and mom! Are FUCKING ASSHOLES!

[closet-keys]

someone: this beauty standard was constructed with specific political purpose, and effectively dismantling the power structure that justifies itself through it requires us to give up using aspects of the body as a metaphor for morality or social worth

the notes:

it’s just a personal preference, it’s not that deep, go outside, touch grass, get married, work a hard job, have kids, stop thinking

so you’re saying I have to fuck people with [trait]? you’re going to show up at my apartment and force me to fuck strangers? your analysis of beauty standards is literally rape. OP wants to fuck me specifically, a random hostile stranger in their notes. they’re turned on because their body disgusts me! (no I have never seen them but I vividly imagine their body as disgusting because why else would they make a post like this)

did you know that another society/culture/time period had a different set of beauty standards? I bet OP didn’t even realize this

actually beauty standards are evolutionary instinct and you’re anti-science. you want us to ignore biology?

I actually WANT to fuck people with [currently devalued trait]

we should remind people that [currently devalued trait] was valued in a different society with another brutal hierarchy based on bodily ideals as proof that [currently devalued trait] is good actually. this definitely does not replicate the exact politics OP is challenging

once I met someone with a stigmatized bodily trait and they were a bad person. I’m sharing this anecdote absent any context so others can draw their own conclusions. if you go to my blog every single post is me sharing totally real stories of people with this trait doing mean things. I’m not saying certain bodily traits create inferior morals, I’m just compulsively curating an entire blog to imply it over and over and over

I used to think [stigmatized trait] was disgusting but I’m trying to unlearn it right now. I assume anyone with that trait would feel me saying this publicly is an act of kindness I’m bestowing upon them rather than a casual cruelty just like all the other comments about how disgusting the trait is

[electriccenturies]