god forbid i bring whimsy to the battleground

jay "trojan horse" jaybird ;; 30s ;; he/they/it ;; unkillable ;; banner by @that-tall-queer-bassist

[hundredsofsmallbirds]

[shopwitchvamp]

“Omg, ok, so! I know you have amazing skirts (even cotton?!) with huge pockets, but what else do you have?? Like to go with them!” We have sooo much fun stuff! Accessories, tarot, crystals, tights!! How about something dark and whimsical for your hair? :3c

“YES these are great!!! But what about some kinda cool tops?"

Oh yeah, we've gotcha~

“Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about! But wait.. are those bloomers?!" They sure are!!!

*wild cheering*

🖤witchvamp.com🖤

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[romanceyourdemons]

in the tradition of outcast (2014), dragon blade (2015), and the great wall (2016), we need a movie set in the 1630s where a disillusioned member of the embroidered uniform guard and a profit-driven jianghu mercenary flee the corrupt and crumbling ming dynasty and somehow end up in the equally corrupt city of cologne, where they become key players in the fight against the sinister forces of cardinal richelieu and eventually secure the peace of westphalia and the end of the thirty years’ war. this is a million dollar idea i’m telling you

[romanceyourdemons]

i really do love this concept. the protagonist is like i’m sick of dealing with wei zhongxian’s shit, i’m gonna go someplace where people are holy and don’t even know how to act like this (the impression of europe he got from the jesuit missionary he had a tactical lunch with once), and so he travels 5000 miles and as soon as he stops to catch his breath he runs into cardinal fucking richelieu, the european wei zhongxian

[needlekind]

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i am gonna make it though this year if it kills me

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[punkrorschach]

happy first day of pride everyone

[lipsredxasarose]

sex is cool but have you ever just been straight goofy with someone? goddamn that shit hits hard

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[futurakid]

[leg-stealing-bee]

[closetedguyy]

[knitordeath]

This hands down the best comment in the notes, I will not be taking criticism.

[song-of-sea-and-sky]

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

[msue0027]

[maxstarfall]

[gengaritez]

[pumpkin--rabbit]

[minyicho]

[kriosv]

[skeletal-spire-man]

THE LIKE BUTTON IS GAY FOR PRIDE MONTH??????

Edit; you need to reblog the pride tags for it to work on reblogs (On web at least) (for me you do, may be a me problem)

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

new button

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[shigure]

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

[hundredsofsmallbirds]

energy sword sunday falls on a tuesday this week

[filyahehh]

happy pride

[cicero-not-cisero]

As a chronic "good heavens" sayer, and as a casual rhyme enjoyer, it's been really hard not to pepper in the phrase "good heavens six sevens" into my vocabulary. It would be so much fun to say, but it would immediately alienate both young hip people and old antiquated people and really only be enjoyed by whimsically autistic transgender women, so yeah :/

[elorein]

[sandersstudies]

Being the only person in a non-residential building is one of those things that feels illegal but isn’t

[sandersstudies]

Having a key to a non-residential building at all is wild. I can just let myself in here? I could literally just sit in here and do nothing for an hour and nobody would know.

[sandersstudies]

Places I’ve had keys to in order of how ominous they were;

Coffee shop I worked at; was not permitted to go in alone

Library I worked at; this was a small town and the library was small, also a social spot so I was rarely alone

School areas; my phone beeped me in to the front door but a physical key gave me access to areas of the school that were not in use, big building, echoey but there were usually students and custodians around even if they were distant

A church; not even my denomination, but we were holding meetings there in the evenings that I was leading. The sunset light illuminating the cross when the rest of the building was dark and you were alone felt deeply weird.

A theater; definitely number one most ominous location to be in alone, I spent a lot of hours alone there and felt watched often. I sprinted for the door once I turned out the lights.

[sandersstudies]

A friend once was in the basement of this theatre with his mom in the costume shop upstairs and heard footsteps above him. Texted his mom to ask what she was looking for and she said she’d left twenty minutes before :)