you go to a little hipstery burger joint. kinda bro-y, no ceiling just rafters, warm lighting, serves guinness, your waiter has tattoos and a moustache. on the menu you see a dish called the "upskirt burger". how do you feel.
what's on it? this is important
it's a normal burger made with normal burger ingredients. it's an uncreative dish made to pad out the menu. it's just called the upskirt burger.
what is their veggie burger called?
"veggie burger".
i walk out immediately
interesting. why ?
refusing to commit to their themes shows that the veggie burger is nothing more than an obligation. it's going to cost $20 and fries will be extra. they clearly don't appreciate what they have on their menu. at least call it the upskirt veggie burger, even if you can't come up with something better. creativity is to be cherished
