Gregasaurus Rex

Live the dream : Then eat it : 26 : Registered Dietitian by trade : Writer by accident : Boston : New York City : San Francisco : Chipotle

[gregasaurus]

but like can we get an update or

Forgot I still have a Tumblr. How long ago did you ask this? Gurl is you even alive anymore???

Update 1) Still gay.Update 2) Still doing the damn thing at my job and extracting so much intrinsic value from the difference that I’m able to make in people’s lives day to day got a raise.Update 3) Traveling to NYC in 2 weeks. I need to find winter boots...Update 4) Traveling to Japan in April! If y’all have any recs I’m all ears.Update 5) Met someone who’s just as interested in carbs and video games as I am and it’s been amazing ever since.

Ok now back into digital hibernation~

[gregasaurus]

OMG You're a famous cosplayer!?!?!?!

What

[thee-boo-cocky]

this glow up tho ! ! !

[nameiscorey]

I still can’t get over this. It’s been less than a year!

[gregasaurus]

I guess y’all consider going from 0 to 3.5 a glow up

[sixpenceee]

I hope love finds you in 2018

[nvmdanyway]

I hope health finds u in 2018

[rosedespleurs-deactivated202009]

I hope wealth finds you in 2018

[dark-eyed-harmothoe]

I hope happiness finds you in 2018

[gregasaurus]

I hope the demons find you in 2018

[maxeth]

Survival horror but you are inside a fucking IKEA and the enemy is the Staff [x]

[ankle-beez]

mood: Christine Teigen getting angry at Animal Crossing

[adumuntote]

(Bostwick Things)

Stranger Things Theme (c418 remix) x Into You - Ariana Grande

[iamsuchagoodfriend-deactivated2]

[bigfatqueen-blog]

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

WHO DID THIS 😂😂😂

[gregasaurus]

I hear thunder in the distance And it hits me in an instant Crashing through my heart And I’m blown apart You don’t love me like that

[slaveney]

[autohaste]

The anthem

[apimeleki]

[dinosaur-j]

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

He’s returned to his roots of being goddamn terrifying

[gregasaurus]

This is literally the reason why I'm afraid of deep water.

[shesnake]

Gugu Mbatha-Raw in Black Mirror: San Junipero (2016)

[gregasaurus]

😭😭😭

[timotay-chalamet]

Mackenzie Davis and Gugu Mbatha-Raw attends the 69th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards at Microsoft Theater on September 17, 2017 in Los Angeles, California

[oryeo]

❤️❤️❤️❤️

[gregasaurus]

YAAAAAAAS COME THRU QUEER WOMEN OF COLOR WITH HAPPY STORY LINES

[bijillion-moved]

[gregasaurus]

Petty > Psychotic

[altonzm-deactivated20170213]

french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

[thirdtimecharmed]

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

[svynakee]

chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void. 

[orriculum]

English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy

[digitalfare]

Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.

[jamesandlilys]

Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie

[monsterhighalumni]

Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts

[megatrcn]

Filipino recipes: add rice and soy sauce and some more rice MORE RICE MORE RICE MORE

[merak-zoran]

Serbian Recipes: everything is salad. Ajvar? Salad. A single whole hot pepper covered in oil? Salad. Cabbage? Salad. Kajmak? Salad.

[allmyemptyspace-deactivated2021]

Lebanese recipes: If you don’t have at least 3 family members cooking this dinner with you than you aren’t doing it right.

[demonessryu]

Indonesian recipes: have you added spices? Add some just in case. Eat with rice. It’s not a proper meal until there’s rice in it. You just had bread/burger/cake/pizza? Eat rice anyway or you’ll die of starvation

Bonus Javanese recipes: Have you added sugar? What do you mean it’s meant to be salty/sour/spicy/something else? ADD SUGAR.TO IT

[silver-millennial]

Canadian recipes: Well part of the directions are in metric but you have imperial measuring cups. I hope you like math because we’re going to find out how many gallons in a litre and how many millimetres are in a cup.

[stammsternenstaub]

Swedish recipes: Assemble all the beige items you have in your kitchen. Great. now add raw red onions, dill and salt and white pepper. if u prefer it blander, don’t do the last things. consider serving it with jam

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

Norwegian recipes: listen after three days skiing uphill you will eat anything so stop complaining.

[loonydoc13]

Indian recipes: spend two weeks digging the required spices out of your cupboards. Chop onions until you cry. Fry onions with spices until evey pore in your body is open, let the fragrance seep into your skin, become one with the curry.

[athenastudying-deactivated20220]

german recipes: this meal isn’t what you think it is. it has 164 different names in different regions. it’s either made of potatoes, served with potatoes, or it’s cake. there’s a 50% chance it’s actually austrian, but don’t tell anyone.

[ay-federico-garcia]

belarusian recipes: “cook over a slow fire until done”. how many degrees is a slow fire? when is “done”? what am i even cooking there’s no picture and the only ingredients are honey and cornflower

[enjouyer]

turkish recipes: “if you do this, there’s really -REALLY- good change that you’ll die because everything is too spicy or too sweet but here we go”

[andromxche]

romanian recipes: if you don’t already know the ingredients and directions by heart then what are we doing here

[girlledcheese]

Black recipes: there’s none. You should already know what to do from watching your family members cook. Also add more salt

[bossymarmalade]

trinidadian recipes: decide if you’re going with tantie betts’ dry curry or tantie sheila’s curry with aloo or if you want roti or rice with it, yell at any nearby children to come help prepare, mock their lack of skill, argue bitterly with anybody who says jamaicans invented curry goat, drink rum throughout

[halfhardtorock]

Armenian recipes: the rice takes 3 hours. Everyone eats nazook while they wait for dinner and then they’re already full by the time you sit down. There is probably a tragic Armenian song about this dish that your odar husband will find on YouTube and torture you with for the rest of the night. Put this kind of meat inside this meat and if there’s not a spoonful of yogurt at least in every single dish you probably got an inauthentic translation.

[insufficient-earth-skills]

Belgian recipe’s: add fries; or chocolate if its dessert.

[mouseremote147863456]

[gregasaurus]

Iconic

[niambi]

“Im sorry, the old Taylor cant come to the phone right now…why?…oh because shes dead”

me: