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@priva-tea
WELCOME!!
I am Tea (they/them) and this is my 18+ blog!
I occasionally write smut and might draw naked people.
if you wanna talk my asks are open!
Girls
I can't stop thinking about shirtless hot butches... They come to me like divine intervention...
"bottom" please consider 🫵 whether the word you are looking for is in fact "submissive" ! because if we decide that taking dick means your personality & character r inherently subservient 😃 we might as well just throw in the towel on the most basic premise of feminism & 🔫 kill ourselves 🎉
I don't have time for sex, I'm too busy running a blog that only 11 or 12 people care about
(first time doing praise kink) you are Useful
man i totally forgot how weird people are about the “female orgasm.” like when I was younger i heard it talked about like an anomaly of science. and specifically people would ask shit like “what is the ‘evolutionary purpose’ of the ‘female orgasm’”. i dunno man its not hard to conclude that sex feeling awesome results in having more sex. but I guess that question seems more interesting if youre a fake intellectual and see men and women as different species and not made up of the same flesh and nerves. come on now.
drugs. alcohol. smoking. they gotta make a secret fourth thing i can do every day with no consequences
Sometimes you just need an orgasm…or two…maybe three…probably four just to be safe
happy yuri day to all sapphics 💕👩❤️💋👩
art prints of these here
"ugh forced marriage? this plot is so toxic"
That's the kink
"they can barely/can't control themself from ravishing their partner? How is that portrayed as ROMANTIC??"
That's the kink
"why is the plot so fixated on how tiny the main character is compared to the love interest?"
Grisps your shoulders so firmly
Buddy you're not gonna believe this
AU where Cumplane doesn't transmigrate and PIDW doesn't update post electrocution of Airplane and Shen Yuan full on cyperstalks and commits a few crimes to figure out that Airplane is Xiang Fei and in the hospital recovering from severe electrocution
He then calls, arranged VIP treatment for Xiang Fei who wakes up being moved to a private room and all the luxuries and then the most beautiful man he has ever seen walks in and sneers at him causing Xiang Fei to immediately pop a boner.
Meanwhile Shen Yuan immediately starts writing a "CEO blackmails Innocent Highschool Student into Indecent Dealings - dubcon, coercion, loss of innocence" danmei in his head the moment he sees Xiang Fei's soft and easily bullied appearance and his babyface
(Never mind that Xiang Fei is 8 years older and the cynical, foul mouthed, porn merchant of PIDW. Somehow that doesn't ruin it.)
Shen Yuan roasts him and his writing and his stupidity at getting electrocuted, tells him to pay off his debt he will be moving in with Shen Yuan and writing for an audience of one and when Xiang Fei starts crying out of a mix of confusion, relief, fear, horniness, and an automatic response to new situations, Shen Yuan suddenly marches off and finds a private place to have a furious (in both senses) wank session
Cue Shen Yuan trying to live out his Evil CEO taking advantage of Innocent Xiang Fei fantasies without:
1. Actually doing anything that might be harmful or non consensual to Xiang Fei
2. Admitting he's gay or horny for Xiang Fei at all
Meanwhile Xiang Fei is increasingly writing porn scenarios that say "Take advantage of me! I am begging to be taken advantage of! Will suck dick for free but making me do it to 'pay off a debt' is a hot idea and I am here for it" without actually saying it for Shen Yuan to read and critique
Because neither of them will ask for sex like a normal person
When they finally have the kinky sex they have both been trying to orchestrate without actually orchestrating it they will both have individual breakdowns about taking advantage of the other one and manipulating them
Shen Yuan's entire family is totally aware of this bullshit. His parents are pretending they don't notice and his sister is egging them on and updating their older brothers on the situation
the like and reblog button on your mutuals posts are erogenous zones
why are my checkmarks throbbing
ugh life sucks right now so I gotta read about 2 guys touching each other inappropriately
Shen Yuan saw Xiang Fei looking sad and small in his hospital bed and thought "I could make that twink cry and beg" and then immediately buried that thought as quickly as he could.
But every time he lays eyes on Xiang Fei it resurfaces.
And since Shen Yuan doesn't have the balls follow through with fucking Xiang Fei until he's a sobbing mess he just insults him.
But unfortunately for him Xiang Fei is into that
"are you normal about-" no I'm an insane pervert
I love being on my meds #medicated but oh my god is masturbating such a mission. I just wanna nut and rest but after jacking it for so long the orgasm wasn't even that good and now I'm annoyed.
AND I'm not tired anymore