she calls me daddy, papi and pops

[thankyu]

Hearts be like, bump bump bump lol

[3828281493392929-deactivated201]

cant relate

[solardivulger]

[coltre]

I always have this feeling I am not in the right place.. Like my true home is somewhere else

[sylferino]

[anttonystark]

Adultier Adult: We’re both adults you’re allowed to call me by my first name

Me: I Cannot Do That

[cheese24k]

Corgi only listens to owner when he talks like The Beatles

> I like how the guy in video talked with other accents to give more proof.

[robinbenway]

I don’t even know where to begin with this!

[s-m55]

If stress was a drug I would be high as fuck.

[catchymemes]

Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead

[splendid-splendens]

Oh my gosh… Friend…

[memescomedy]

[etains]

[flabbergasted-and-inspired-deac]

anyone else see that?

[loveserum-deactivated20191021]

u had my whole heart. u really did

[unspokengrief]

self care is getting so drunk that you forget you hate yourself

[probably-not-christian]

*high

[anxietyproblem]

[novalillies]

when my brain manages to pump out some dopamine

[deejay]

THIS BITCH EMPTY

YEET!

[cantinho-da-nizz]

Rey: “I need someone to show me my place in all this.”

Kylo Ren:

Me:

[four-female]

ghostbusters?

[the-feminists-are]

taking over! i’m

[an-adult]

virgin!

[fullmetalfisting]

Posts like this make me realize that I never read anyone’s fucking url