Short and a Little Gay

26|Winnipeg|Taken🖤

[1anonyymous1]

I want more. I deserve more. that’s my final answer.

[mysharona1987]

[sentienttoast]

Guys gals non binary pals I tried so fuckin hard to find this and finally here it is

[ygmtwr-atrus]

They’re really out here demonstrating how they just become instantly enraged by anything they don’t already personally understand and respond with anger and attempts at mockery.

Not everyone’s experience has to make sense already to you personally in order to be allowed. This is a thing you learn as you grow up.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thedreadpiratejames]

the mortifying ordeal of being known by 20,000 bees

[7l7l7l7l7l7l7l7]

being attracted to someone’s voice is a real thing i swear

[khalasxx-deactivated20230802]

do you ever feel like your heart needs a hug

[extrasad]

Hey just wondering but are u fucking kidding me

[symphonicseauxl]

People look so different once you don’t care about them anymore

[emergency-broadcast-archive]

[weirdness-is-good]

No one in this video is a human.

[horsecrash]

the sims 9

[sprousetwinsblog]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[multiversal-andra]

I'm LEGITIMATELY crying omg he's PAINTING and it's ART and it's GOOD AHHH.

[kakosophos]

i just remembered dogs are colorblind so the red stem is because she thought that was green im crying

[callmebliss-got-swamped]

She's a pretty smart dog maybe she learned color theory

[bluefandoms]

Adjusted for Red-Green Colour Blindness:  

So...  it might have looked something like this: 

[darthstitch]

🥺🥺🥺

[tallahasseemp3]

help

[tributary]

hook hand in unloveable car door

[arrghigiveup]

[source]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

“EHHNN!!” *flop*

“EHHNN!!” *flop*

[focsle]

Home just in time for A N T I Q U E S R O A D S H O W !

[focsle]

Look at this CAR HORN!!

[bewareimfrench]

Imagine driving in 1915 Paris with a fuckin gargoyle on your Peugeot lol

[bowieboosh]

Cargoyle

[artykyn]

One of the weird things about American culture is the tendency to refer to things by brand name, as opposed to the product name.

For example, I’ve known people to say Kleenex when they meant tissue. I’ve heard people use Hoover instead of vacuum.

And it gets to a point with certain things that some people can’t distinguish the difference.

Weedwhacker is a brand. How many people know the real term is “string trimmer”? Jell-O is a brand. And it’s so pervasive that people call literally any gelatin dessert “jello” even if it’s not made by Jell-O. Tupperware! That’s a brand!

The one thing that constantly messes with my head, though:

DUMPSTER IS A BRAND.

AND I HAVE GENUINELY NO IDEA WHAT TO CALL A DUMPSTER OTHER THAN A DUMPSTER.

[a-monster-plain-and-simple]

we call them skips if that helps

[kitstacean]

Oh yeah that’s a tip

[sigmaleph]

if it makes you feel any better it’s not just americans who do it and also corporations hate it because if a brand name becomes generic enough they lose the trademark

you can just call a dumpster a dumpster, it’s ok

[wisteriascented]

Yet another reason why “to photoshop” should be a verb. Because adobe can suck my ass.

[lady-of-the-spirit]

a newly turned werewolf frantically googling whether or not they can eat chocolate now, finding several different answers that don’t clear anything up, and finally having a stare-down with a bar of chocolate wondering whether or not it’s worth it to just try it themselves and see what happens, and getting sidetracked wondering if they’ll have to go to the doctor’s or the vet if it turns out badly for them. 

[catswithbenefits-deactivated201]

i dont want a job i just want paychecks