i dont know what im doing anymore

Call me eli. 22. They/He. Ace. Queer. Jew. This is... I don’t know what this is Basically anything and everything I’m interested in is gonna end up here at some point I’m really into podcasts and mcyt right now so I have like a million sideblogs If you’re into podcasts please dm me because I really need someone to talk to about them :)

[kakosophos]

hey I don’t know if anyone cares but im gonna start reblogging fandom stuff on fandom specific blogs

the magnus archives —> @the-institute-archives

tpp juno steel —> @aurinkos-on-the-carte-blanche

king falls am —> @my-heart-is-in-the-void

wolf 359 —> @uss-fuck-the-dear-listeners

taz balance —> @bureau-of-planar-research

taz amnesty —> @from-kepler-to-sylvain

the mechanisms—> @jonny-and-nastya-are-siblings

i might add more but for now this is it

[kakosophos]

i made another one

mcyt —> @insaneaboutethubs

[akaanmo]

i think i just witnessed a miracle

[fractiousrvt]

There is always hope

[alphabetizing-posts]

always hope is There

[foxofninetales]

One of the big differences I've noticed from getting into Chinese dramas is how spoiled you get from gifsets of shows you've never watched. You see a gifset from an American show of one person cradled in another person's arms, pierced with multiple arrows and spitting blood, and suddenly you've been spoiled for a major character death. You see the same thing in a Chinese drama and you've gained a net zero information wise.

[dual-domination]

Don't leave the best part in the tags, Fox!

[ghost-kings-court-jester]

People act like being canon nowadays is the be all end all of ships meanwhile everyone writing Destiel in its prime were like this is never happening because the writers are cowards so I’m going to make them kiss and there was like 20000 fanfics a year with that principle. Like I’m sorry you got into fandom post 2020 but you don’t need the creator’s go ahead to ship things you can just ship things and have fun is that not why we are all here?

[damazcuz]

Insane to me that literally preschoolers learn things like "sometimes your experience is different from someone else's experience! Sometimes what you like isn't what your friend likes! Our differences make us all special and colorful and unique!"

And then 20-somethings with an internet connection will willfully unlearn this and post comments like "why is op saying 'everyone enjoy an orange today!'? I'm actually allergic to oranges and I dont like apples or bananas and I dont really want any fruit plus im not hungry right now and I dont have time or money to go buy groceries or transport to get there and the store is closed because its Christmas day plus there's a big hurricane so I dont really understand? Op this doesnt apply to me I dont get it? You need to apologize for trying to hurt me with this. I could have died. Why didn't you say something true about me instead?" and then they expect not to be told to shut the fuck up.

[sailermoon]

babe are u okay ur crying about closeness lines over time by olivia de recat again

[thegeekgene]

Someone at an old job asked why I wanted to write up the meeting minutes for our team and I said 'i wanna control the narrative' and they were like 'what' and I pointed out that no one was gonna remember what we said in six months and so my interpretation of the meeting would dictate the assumed reality of what happened

"none of you ever send corrections when I offer the draft so y'all have consented to my version"

"we don't read that shit"

"you must trust me implicitly to create our shared reality that's so sweet"

That's how several coworkers decided I was a supervillain and how I learned several coworkers didn't understand record keeping as like a CONCEPT

[snarpreplies]

[kingscrown666]

[undeadentropy]

What a highly specific and devastating word

[trans-ralsei]

[trans-ralsei]

[caughtthedarkness93]

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

[psych-is-the-name]

[eidetictelekinetic]

Mutual pining is great, but you know what's even better? Mutual pining where they're both fully aware the feelings are requited, they just can't do anything about it for other reasons. Or maybe they technically could but they've had to choose not to, because of The Circumstances.

[yellow-cat]

suchhh a relief to spend time with other insane people. yes we are fucked in the head. we are both going to make it. i love you

[yearningendlessly]

y’all have got to stop recommending aftg to heated rivalry enjoyers unprompted 😭 this is like recommending cocaine to someone who has eaten a pot brownie once

[pbeeanjay]

stop thinking so loud

[yaldabaothadeez]

Buying gifts for people is terrible. You start out thinking “what would make them happiest to recieve?” or “if I were in their postition, what would I want?” but then the answer to both of those questions is “a magical sword that has Powers” and they don’t sell those at the mall

[akashicrecord]

the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice

[ivy-connivy]

insane like/reblog parity on this post btw

[cyberxbattalion]

[authornicholemarie]

[thoodleoo]

there's definitely an assumption that kids who take latin are a certain type of weird and i try to make it clear that latin is a subject anyone can take. that being said the other day i had to quiet my children down by promising that i would teach them about cannibalism but only if they behaved

[thoodleoo]

loving people tagging and replying with "everyone wants to learn about cannibalism thats not weird." i say this lovingly but we're on the cannibalism fan website