☽♚Royalty♚☾

Im Lilli and im old now oops If i knew you in the past and i just reblogged ur shit its cuz im going through my likes and did that shit on accident bbygrl my bad

[mallowmaenad]

guy at the replicator: handful of mints crushed and slathered over braised donkey liver

me next in line: hey man are you okay? why are you doing this.

[mallowmaenad]

me at the replicator: lactation cookies. laced with domperidone. HAWT.

replicator: hi I'm the replicator. You're not getting that.

[mallowmaenad]

guy over the ship PA system: for the time being we are limiting the replicator to only dispensing turkey sandwiches and house salads. You all are fucking weirdos stop ordering fucked up shit.

me: well I guess I know what this episode's moral conundrum is!

guy next to me: what are you talking about?

someone with a spoon glued to their nose: in my culture we slap our asses with both hands when we peee

klingon gf: shall I split this imbecile in twain my queen?

someone with a fork glued to their nose: Yes! I hate that other guy! Due to my prejudices, which resemble a simplified version of 21st century American prejudices!

me: FUCK OFF THIS IS MY EPISODE

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

[mxtomituck]

[pangur-and-grim]

my house is scary at night

[storyweavingspider]

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

[zackthelion]

miderbeas....

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[milkyenthusiast]

holy shit your boobs are huge, what cup size do you wear- *notices disgusted response* -See, many years ago, my father was slain by a girl with j cups

[inki-drop]

"And he gave it to me for free, Bob!"

I saw this on bsky last night and had to draw the guy

[supreme-leader-stoat]

It's apple sale season so you know what that means

[eballzs]

I kinda don’t like it but it’s all I have 😔

[dogpuppy]

[wtf-scientific-papers]

Wang and Lai (2014)

[gemstone-gynoid]

[thestateonmtv]

So with voting do you cum when a person get bitten into or when a person is swallowed or does it depend on the moment

[beachdeath]

usually you just mark a ballot with a pen or you select the candidate you want on a screen. sometimes you hole punch the ballot though

[kurulover]

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

[kurulover]

[probablysomethingtm]

Lmao we have to fucking destroy this company are you fucking kidding me with this shit

Google Search as you know it is over | TechCrunch

Google is transforming Search from a list of links into an AI-powered experience filled with conversational answers, autonomous agents, and

[afusionoffandoms]

Reminding everyone that this exists, and you can make it your default search engine (as explained here)

[partywithponies]

One of the most annoying genres of people on the internet are people who act like they believe science is one single monolithic thing. Like, you'll see an article saying something like "scientists studying the movement of tectonic plates", and then in the comments there'll be several smug people saying "smh why are scientists doing this instead of finding a cure for cancer", like. Why would a geologist be doing that.

[nateconnolly]

*hefts my cartoonishly large shovel* It’s gotta be buried down there SOMEWHERE

[newtlesbian]

her eyes sparkled in the sunlight like the back of a pacific rim dvd

[beardedmrbean]