Probably Bar RPG Ideas

RPG Ideas involving Alcohol

[probablybarpgideas-blog]

Form a drunken angry mob and burn down the grain stores. Realize in the morning that you needed that to survive the winter. Scream.

[spitegoblin]

I’m curious– What style of clothing would y'all wear if public ridicule, financial limitations, and general inconvenience weren’t a thing?

I’d wear ball gowns; I’m talmbout big, flowy, fluffy chiffon and taffeta 1980s prom night sequined nightmares. Catch me buying Hot Pockets at the Wal*Mart looking like Jennifer Connelly’s hallucination in Labyrinth.

Put your answer in the tags!!

[gregorette1982]

Congrats, rpg family, you have replaced Tom Hiddleston blogs on my recommendations.

@probablybadrpgideas @definitelybadrpgideas

[definitelybadrpgideas-blog]

I’m prettier than Tom Hiddleston anyway

[probablysupervillainrpgideas]

And I’m eviller

[probablydapperrpgideas]

And I’m better dressed

[probablyspacerpgideas]

And I’m cooler

[necromancerwren]

he’s not dead so he’s automatically not cool

[constantlyonfirerpgideas]

I’m hotter.

[probablyoathofvengeancerpgideas]

I’m more vengeful.

[probablywerewolfrpgideas-deacti]

I’m more vicious.

[probablyhumanrpgideas]

I’m more humanoid.

[probablyjustfairyrpgideas]

I have wings soooo…

[probablysystemrpgideas]

I’m more virtual.

[probablybarpgideas-blog]

*hic* ...what?

[numeneragoth]

i dont have any good ideas lately submit something please

[probablybarpgideas-blog]

Same TBH

[brewerssupplies]

Have a fun time determining prices for each individual item in a location. All the way from a loose cobblestone to a lamppost.

[probablybarpgideas-blog]

Prices change based on the state minimums

[probablydruidsrpgideas-deactiva]

hey every rpgideas blog post ur main so i can follow you at my main @plutonianruler

[probablysmallrpgideas]

Sexy-hexer

[brewerssupplies]

@shnipshnap

[definitelydragonrpgideas]

@the-dracologist

I also run @probablyrpgideablogideas

[probninja]

@emeraldninjaiv mr pluto

[probablygoodrpgideas]

@finn-a-human

[thaumaturgekitchen]

@eve-stirwin Also @sp-acemonkeymafia

[occasionallyrpgideas-deactivate]

@riptideartasksandmore

[dungeons-and-dryads]

@basalt-dnd

[probablybarpgideas-blog]

This is my main

[spacebattles]

I wish more foods were named in the same vein as “I Can’t Believe Its Not Butter!”

[redfurniture]

You’ve Got To Be Pulling My Leg, THIS Is Ranch?!

[roachswallower]

Shut The Fuck Up, Are You Telling Me This Shit Is Ketchup??

[empathy3000]

I Firmly Believe This Is Not Mustard And I Am Horribly Wrong

[toolusingmammalgirl]

I Refused To Believe That This Condiment Was Barbecue Sauce, And I Have Been Summarily Flayed For My Apostasy

[sigmaleph]

I Assigned Negligible Probability To This Being Chili Sauce And Have Since Updated

[pluspluspangolin]

In Which Your Humble Narrator Assumed That The Substance Within This Container Was Not Worchestershire Sauce Only To Be Rudely Awakened From This Delusion By Mysterious Circumstances

[roachpatrol]

So I Figured This Was Jam But Boy Howdy Was I Jumping To Some Erroneous Goddamn Conclusions

[jame7t]

this not soup

[yahenni]

Breadn’t

[probablyhalfbakedrpgideas]

@probablyadrpgideas

[brewerssupplies]

Use this theme to name items in your games. I absolutely refuse to believe that’s a sword despite the fact it’s slicing me in half.

[euclid-class-dm]

I can’t believe it’s non-Euclidean!

[constantlyonfirerpgideas]

What? This IS fire?

[onlyawfulrpgideas]

Announce every roll with “I can’t believe it’s not a natural 20”

[probablybarpgideas-blog]

You all meet in an “I’m 100% sure this is not a tavern.”

[probablybarpgideas-blog]

I am drunk

Send me puns so that when I wake up I will hate my drunk self.

[probablybarpgideas-blog]

Play a bard who drinks straight moonshine and plays a banjo. Bonus points for missing teeth.

[probablybard]

Play a bard who drinks water and plays a respectable instrument like a lute. bonus points for having all teeth and being a productive member of society.

[probablybarpgideas-blog]

I mean, if you want to put the rest of the party to sleep.

[probablybard]

This just in: drinking water and having your teeth automatically makes your bard a boring character

[thej-key]

When has any good DnD character, hell, adventurer in general, ever started off as “a productive member of society” ?

[probablybarpgideas-blog]

fuggin fact

[probablybarpgideas-blog]

Play a bard who drinks straight moonshine and plays a banjo. Bonus points for missing teeth.

[probablybard]

Play a bard who drinks water and plays a respectable instrument like a lute. bonus points for having all teeth and being a productive member of society.

[probablybarpgideas-blog]

I mean, if you want to put the rest of the party to sleep.

[probablybard]

This just in: drinking water and having your teeth automatically makes your bard a boring character

[probablybarpgideas-blog]

Damn straight.

[probablybarpgideas-blog]

Y’all

@highlyquestionablerpgideas is my best rpg ideas friend.

[probablybarpgideas-blog]

Play a bard who drinks straight moonshine and plays a banjo. Bonus points for missing teeth.

[probablybard]

Play a bard who drinks water and plays a respectable instrument like a lute. bonus points for having all teeth and being a productive member of society.

[probablybarpgideas-blog]

I mean, if you want to put the rest of the party to sleep.

[martiniweini-deactivated2018060]

Fighting Styles

A fighter, paladin, or ranger can select one of these fighting styles.

Dirty Fighter

When you hit a creature that is prone, restrained, paralyzed, or incapacitated with a melee attack, you do an additional 2 points of damage.

Ground Shooter

While you are prone, you don’t have disadvantage with ranged attacks.

Horde Breaker

While there are two or more hostile creatures within 5 feet of you, you gain a +1 bonus to your AC.

Marauder

You have a +1 bonus to your AC and a +10 bonus to your speed while not wearing medium armor, heavy armor, or wielding a shield.

Shield Bearer

When you take the Attack action while wielding a shield, you can use a bonus action to attack with your shield. The shield is a melee weapon that you are proficient with, and does 1d6 points of bludgeoning damage. In addition, the amount of piercing, slashing, or bludgeoning damage you take while wielding a shield is reduced by an amount equal to the shields AC bonus.

[probninja]

Heavy Armor mastery+Shield bearer at level one. Ah, I’ll take 5 damage off every hit. @probablyhumanrpgideas

[probablybarpgideas-blog]

Paladins should not be allowed to be dirty fighters.

[probablyhalfbakedrpgideas]

Rpgideas blogs I wanna see happen.

Probablycowboyrpgideas Probablyamazingrpgideas Probablynonexistentrpgideas Problymisspelledrpgideuhz Probablyconcurrentrpgideas Probablysteampunkrpgideas Probablysuperherorpgideas Probablydoughybreadrpgideas Probablynineinchnailsrpgideas Probablyplotrpgideas Probablypoprpgideas Probablylovablerpgideas

In short, there’s always room so come on in, the water’s great!

[probablyrpgideablogideas]

I don’t need to add anything to this.

[definitelydragonrpgideas]

Hey guys, I made a new sideblog yesterday!

If you enjoy this level of inception in your idea blogs, go follow @probablyrpgideablogideas

So ends my shameless plug of my own side-blog.

[probablybarpgideas-blog]

no love for the pirate themed “probablyarrrpgideas?”

[probablybarpgideas-blog]

Play a bard who drinks straight moonshine and plays a banjo. Bonus points for missing teeth.

[probablybarpgideas-blog]

I haven’t updated in a few days

Sorry about that, drinks are on me

[genderdice]

seduce your pirate wife

[probablybarpgideas-blog]

before the rum is gone