Diabolical RPG Boi

[probablysupervillainrpgideas]

Dragons have hoards usually hoarding coins. But this particular dragon is a bit eccentric, preferring instead to hoard thousands upon thousands of mimics, all of whom disguise themselves as coins.

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Steal the Christmas presents of young children from under the tree, putting parents in the unenviable position of either having to say a) Santa didn’t bring you anything or b) Santa isn’t real, we got robbed.

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Prey on the feelings of loneliness and isolation of the inhabitants of the island of misfit toys to turn them into your loyal toy army, willing to die for the one person who accepted them.

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NPC Idea

A haggard research struggling to figure out where the hell all of these cults keep coming from. Who forms them? How are there so many? Why is it that only adventurers seem to be able to find and vanquish them? There’s some conspiracy within the conspiracies here, and you can be damn sure they’re gonna find it.

[virtualsilver]

me, as a supervillain: we are not so different, you and I…

hero, struggling against their bonds: That’s not true! I’m nothing like you!

me, rolling out several whiteboards filled with diagrams and charts: No, it’s literary foiling. See? I’ve been very careful about this.

hero: Why? Why are you doing all this?

me, cackling: You fool! For thematic consistency, of course! Now prepare to metaphorically reconcile with your father figure!

[my-words-are-light]

[rhimorechill]

#I trap my hero in a room that they can get out of only by writing an analytical essay on heart of darkness #it’s devilish because they feel as though they have a chance of escaping when of course they don’t #because who the fuck is going to read heart of darkness even literally at gun point (via bisexual-evanhansen)

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Curse idea

Replaces a persons physical need to eat with a need to suck toes. If they don’t suck toes, they starve to death. They either die of starvation, or.... well..... you know.

[probablysupervillainrpgideas]

PSA: if your plan to save the world involves mass murder, just give up the pretense and become a super villain side already.

[probablysupervillainrpgideas]

Lighting spells seem like they’re good for “accidents”, but actually leave a traceable spot of evocation magic

Instead, use control weather to create a storm, then transmute a highly conductive metal beneath the target. It’ll draw the strike to them, and you can dispel your transmutation, leaving the watchmen none the wiser.

[probablysupervillainrpgideas]

Healing Magic is often used to repair the damage done to the corpse of one who suffered a violent death, so their loved ones can see them one last time without having to deal with the trauma of viewing a mutilated body.

Unfortunately, the same magic is also often used after a murder to disguise cause of death...

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Moderately Miffing Math Man: a villain for the modern age

Does shit like talk about the Monty hall problem and reminds everyone that the sum of all numbers is 0.

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Villain concept

A Medusa, but it’s bald except for the pubes

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*20’s mobster voice*: So you are a tough guy, eh? A like it really rough guy, just can’t get enough guy?

[probablysupervillainrpgideas]

Stoneshape is a very useful spell for dealing with underground prisons. Just saying.

[the-stick-seller]

Creating, destroying or making them more effective?

[probablysupervillainrpgideas]

Yes

[tomthemindflayer]

Tom, the Kinda Rogue Mind Flayer #72: Contract Complete

…..What?

Created by: @marzipanrose and @tomahawkbunny

[probablysupervillainrpgideas]

Stoneshape is a very useful spell for dealing with underground prisons. Just saying.

[tomthemindflayer]

Tom, the Kinda Rogue Mind Flayer #71: Contract Discrepancies

That’s weird…

Created by: @marzipanrose and @tomahawkbunny

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The Eldritch Blast Warlock Patron

https://docs.google.com/document/d/11GTqzLG5gm7BBP2F356tbmxTDpo7KLNIqkf1QjV-lk4

For those who forget they have other spells

The Eldritch Blast

The Eldritch Blast Whoever your patron once was, you’ve long forgotten. You grew obsessed with the power of the eldritch blast, and with ea