You're a Nerd Who Punches Like a Girl

Chase Stein || 21 || Talkback & Old Lace || I have fire-breathing gauntlets and a dinosaur, and I will use them if you give me a good enough reason to. Otherwise, I may share my weed with you.

[iamtheladysif-blog]

I hope you do not mind.

[probablyhaditcoming]

[he doesn't react right away, but eventually puts his hands on her waist and returns the kiss]

[better-than-stark]

I feel…

[better-than-stark]

  No, I know that. Did you lose your voice due to an illness?

[probablyhaditcoming]

No, that's what's weird. I've been hearing some business about spells? I dunno, but either way I can talk again, so you might want to invest in some earplugs.

[better-than-stark]

I feel…

[better-than-stark]

Did you fall ill or something?

[probablyhaditcoming]

I mean there was that whole not being able to speak thing.

[better-than-stark]

I feel…

…like myself again!

[probablyhaditcoming]

Thank god!

That makes two of us.

[probablyhaditcoming]

I coughed and it made a sound.

[iamtheladysif-blog]

Well, that is reason to celebrate then. It is nice to put a name with a face, Chase. I am Sif. 

[probablyhaditcoming]

Sif. Okay, cool. Nice to meet you.

So do you usually host private raves like that?

[probablyhaditcoming]

I coughed and it made a sound.

[iamtheladysif-blog]

Are you all right?

[probablyhaditcoming]

Yeah. Yeah, yes. Hi. I'm Chase. My voice is back. I was mute, but I can talk now. Yeah, okay. Hi.

So what's your name, anyway?

[probablyhaditcoming]

I coughed and it made a sound.

Oh my god.

YES!!!! [he runs outside and just screams for a little while]

[probablyhaditcoming]

Truth: How big is it

You wanna come over here and find out?

[grins, and downs a shot] I just might be drunk enough to show you.

[probablyhaditcoming]

Pee in your roommates shoes

Fuck no, Bucky's a chill guy.

[downs two shots]

[probablyhaditcoming]

What do you do when you cannot sleep?

Weed.

[probablyhaditcoming]

[chilling in the lobby in his briefs]

[waspoff]

  -eyes him suspiciously; I said naked. Bare ass and all.

[probablyhaditcoming]

[he walks out and when he returns, he is totally naked. stands still for about a fraction of a second, before he runs down the hall]

[probablyhaditcoming]

[chilling in the lobby in his briefs]

[probablyhaditcoming]

top three fave girls here (this is a truth)

1. Lorelei (not in a sexy way- ew ew ew, but that kid is the most adorable thing i have seen since i got here. i'll pretty much kill you if you make her sad like she's been this week)

2. Elektra is chill. and gets along weirdly well with my dinosuar. Also she's kind of hot.

3. I mean Jen Walters is the literal She Hulk. And that one girl who dragged me into a room and made me dance. She was cool.

[probablyhaditcoming]

I don't plan on wearing anything out, Chase.

Well, I don't plan on wearing anything, so.

[probablyhaditcoming]

I'll see you then, whoever you are.

Name’s Chase. Also Talkback. Don’t wear ‘em out.

See you then.

[probablyhaditcoming]

Dare you to stop talking again

Joke's on you because I can't?

I am deeply hurt, oh nonnie. But hey, why not get technical? No. [downs two shots]

[probablyhaditcoming]

I'm not shy. Are you? You don't have to go outside. Just through the lobby and maybe sit down for a few minutes.

This is so illegal. Meet me down there in five minutes. I'm not sitting, that's just asking to get beat up. But I'll streak if it makes you happy. [And a message to the anon- I am not kissing anyone unless she walks through my door, got it?]