Wasp

* My name is Janet Van Dyne but you can call me Wasp. I currently attend the Shield Academy with Hank Pym, my hero. Hero meaning I'm the sidekick. *

[waspoff]

So, I feel like complete crap.

With a flu bug and a freakish first few days, I'm left to figure out what I did wrong. Is it too late to go home?

[waspoff]

Ladies, ladies. Where are the ladies?

[elektranotchios]

I’m confused. You are certainly not a man. 

[waspoff]

Has everyone lost their shit? I'm a man.

[waspoff]

Ladies, ladies. Where are the ladies?

[elektranotchios]

You are a lady too. What’s up?

[waspoff]

I'd be insulted but I'm not. Don't you know a man when you see one?

[hogun-thegrim]

I believe I have underestimated Midgard

[looks down at the corn dog in his hand] Has the cuisine here always been this delicious?

[waspoff]

Dude, what the hell are you talking about and why do you look like you're about to marry a corn dog? Seriously, that's illegal.

[waspoff]

I choose you, Pikachu! // Janet and Heimdall

[i--c--u]

His eyes instantly narrowed at her response, Seeing that her shower was in fact working properly. However, he was not going to call her out on it. The fact that he knew her without officially meeting her was probably more peculiar than her using his shower without permission. Instead, he simply hummed out “mhm…” with furled brows. Heimdall couldn’t help the look of surprise that came over his features when she suggested he join her in the shower. His lips pressed together, avoiding looking anywhere near her. It took a few moments before his mouth opened, responding, “I do not think that it would be appropriate,” in his most formal tone.

[waspoff]

Something in Janet's eyes flashed to something more okay than defeated. It really wasn't like she was suggesting to do anything. Didn't guys shower together all of the time? Her shoulders shrugged without her thinking about it. She turned the shower off and looked down. "Hm... At least part of the dare is done." She mumbled before looking at him. "You didn't have to make it so damn weird." She spoke louder so that he'd hear her. Instead of using the towel she saw, she simply shook before shrinking down to her tiniest size. Without much hesitance to it, she once more showed him a part of her that should have been done in a class room or in training, but she didn't care. In her mind, the average male didn't care. She lacked that boundary moral. As tiny as she was, he could barely see her, though he did see her shoot past his head, into the room and out of the room without much more question to it. She had done her dare. It was time to go.

[waspoff]

Ladies, ladies. Where are the ladies?

[itscalled-myuh-myuh-orsomething]

[raises an eyebrow, ignoring the twat jokes comment] You’re Shower Girl, aren’t you?

[waspoff]

Honey, have you seen me? I'm far from a girl. What's your malfunction?

[waspoff]

Ladies, ladies. Where are the ladies?

[better-than-stark]

[oblivious] I actually do not think I have gone running for a while…

[waspoff]

[mumbles] It's like talking to a brick wall... 

[waspoff]

Ladies, ladies. Where are the ladies?

[itscalled-myuh-myuh-orsomething]

You need a tampon or something?

[waspoff]

That's real cute. Normally I'd find that adorable but something about your attitude tells me I need to bounce before you make more twat jokes.

[waspoff]

Ladies, ladies. Where are the ladies?

[dontbe-late]

[tilts her head to the side]

[waspoff]

What's a matter? You look a little bummed. Wanna party?

[waspoff]

Ladies, ladies. Where are the ladies?

[better-than-stark]

Do you need something?

[waspoff]

Nope, only you. Where'd you run off to girl?

[waspoff]

Ladies, ladies. Where are the ladies?

[elektranotchios]

This day couldn't get anymore interesting

[elektranotchios]

I feel like I’m talking to myself, don’t you? Seriously, some people are just so dull these days. I’ll set a fire or find out if Fury needs his eye patch.

[waspoff]

Alright, as much as this has been fun, it's really weird.

[elektranotchios]

This day couldn't get anymore interesting

[elektranotchios]

I have a really large penis that I miss church because of..?

[waspoff]

I feel like I'm talking to myself, don't you? Seriously, some people are just so dull these days. I'll set a fire or find out if Fury needs his eye patch.

[elektranotchios]

This day couldn't get anymore interesting

[elektranotchios]

I’m sorry, do I have an echo? I could have sworn….[smiles]

[waspoff]

I have a really large penis that I miss church because of.

[elektranotchios]

This day couldn't get anymore interesting

[elektranotchios]

I take it you’ve been getting dares as well? I licked a dude’s carpet.

[waspoff]

I'm sorry, do I have an echo? I could have sworn -... [stops speaking]

[elektranotchios]

This day couldn't get anymore interesting

[waspoff]

I take it you've been getting dares as well? I licked a dude's carpet.

[waspoff]

I choose you, Pikachu! // Janet and Heimdall

[i--c--u]

Heimdall sat atop his bed, polishing his sword and humming an old tune back from Home. He was alone, which he more or less preferred at the moment. Gazing quickly around his room, he was glad to see that his portion of the shared chamber was tidy, everything in its place. The other half, however, was, well… Thor was never really one to pick up after himself, that much Heimdall had known for years. Heimdall wasn’t complaining, but he would have to remind his chosen brother to pick up his dirty Midgardian garments when he saw him next. 

Just as the thought entered his mind, his long friend entered the room, grinning at Heimdall before sitting down on his own bed, kicking his feet up and turning on the small musical box, turning on a Medley of Daft Punk, their favorite. Heimdall smiled at his friend before going back to polishing his sword, now humming softly to the new tune. Right as the some faded to an end, the door opened again, only this time a young woman entered; one that Heimdall had not yet met. With furrowed brows, Heimdall watched as she walked into the middle of their room and began to rid her body of her clothing. A brow raised, unsure how to react. Quickly, he glanced over at Thor to see the exact same expression looking back at him, almost as if saying ‘what in all of Helheim’. 

Heimdall said not a word until the girl was in their bathroom, apparently stepping into their shower, too. His mouth opened to say something just as Thor stood up, going to the door leading to the hallway and turning the handle. “Wait,” Heimdall scoffed faintly, “You cannot just leave me to deal with the maiden in the shower.” However, Thor did as he wished, and Heimdall Saw him walking to Jane’s chambers to reunite with her. With a disgruntled sigh, Heimdall delicately placed his sword atop his desk before walking to the bathroom and knocking on the door, not entering. “You know, most bed chambers should have an attached bath chamber,” he spoke loudly so as to be heard over the running water, and her singing.

[waspoff]

She just marched in without a second thought to it. Janet was pretty brave to begin with but at the minute, she didn't quite feel so girly. It was as if Janet was now in a different mindset and she wasn't exactly a female. In Janet's mind, she was a guy. It seemed like something normal to do. While she had the urge to do more than just use his shower, she couldn't help but sing Pocket Full of Sunshine. It seemed like something a chick would sing in the shower when they were bored. Never mind the fact that Janet couldn't sing to save her life. There she was, third or forth day into the Academy and already she had licked someone's floor, stripped naked in front of two men, made out with her roommate and flicked someone off. Under normal circumstances she would have been a bit more reserved but this wasn't normal and neither was she.

If Hank were there he would drag her naked dripping ass to a lab and do tests to find some sort of chemical imbalance in her brain. She had more class than that. All care of the strangeness of the school had left her. She turned to the man not quite in the bathroom, only kept from her by a piece of wood. She let out a small chuckle. "Maybe mine is broken?" Still her voice was singsong but she cleared her throat to make it less girly. Her shower wasn't broken. She had a dare to do. She'd get bonus points if he joined her. "You know... It's not bad if you join me." It didn't even sound like an offer but more of a suggestion. She was fishing, though she doubted that it would work. She bit her lip and waited, only hearing the running water over her. Would he join her? She didn't really think so. Not a lot of guys joined other guys for showers. Mind set was not reality.