[selfworship]

[boccher]

doctor will fix me they'll do a scan and find a terrible darkness seated in my stomach and be like "oh my god we're so sorry we were supposed to remove this at birth like everyone else, i don't know how this was missed, we're so sorry you've been living like this your whole life" and it'll fix my brain too and all clouds will part

[reagentry]

Pro tip: if you put googly eyes on your lab equipment your work environment will be more whimsical. However, be warned: you’ll feel a lot more guilty swearing at the HPLC when it’s staring back at you looking all innocent and sweet.

[kosmogrl]

and it’s me

[crazycatsiren]

It's not "wasting my spoons" if I'm having a good time and enjoying myself.

[warmfigure]

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[unlettered-heathen]

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[existennialmemes]

I am no longer explaining my chronic illnesses. I'm only ominously referencing them like I'm a fantasy realm NPC dropping plot hooks:

I am besieged by the affliction

The ritual was successful, but it has drained me. I need time to recuperate.

I can't do that, because of The Curse

Dark forces are conspiring within me. I must conserve my strength to battle them.

Unseen foes assault me. I cannot strike back with blows, but I can lessen their influence by consuming certain alchemical rites.

[sophicbaek]

saw this comment on a tiktok about how people are reacting to the fate of ophelia and it actually made me laugh out loud

[downtothemarrow]

my hobbies include watching the trees sway in the wind, drinking warm beverages, walking to places, yearning,

[raspberryripley]

my migraine #mygraine

[freakoutgirl]

some people are afraid to be cheesy. I live my whole life on the charcuterie board

[theautismspecial]

okay hear me out. in the icdiwabh section of the eras tour kam does the countdown. taylor said there's only 12 tracks, no extra tracks. midnights had a 3 am surprise and ttpd has a 2 am one.

an hour after tloas is released. kam will drop tloas (kam's version) (sad kam autumn version) (recorded at long pond studios) and THEN he will announce that he is releasing kamputation kam's version on decembovember the 13st at 13 am😆😌

mark ur kamenders😎

[steelycunt]

i hope when i choose not to allow apps to send me notifications it hurts them

[j4gm]

Pangaea was wasted on the dinosaurs. Imagine the railway network.

[thedoubteriswise]

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

[the-forest-library]

kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

[fairycosmos]

basic human empathy has got to make a comeback divas