Probably Nothing

Feel free to contact me about anything.

[probablynothing]

Looks like I’ve finally been returned to the land of the living! @probablynothingelse will stay around as an archive, but I’m back here baybee!

[angel-spores]

yeah so what if my eevee keeps mounting and breeding me? stop calling me pathetic just because my little unevolved level 12 eevee keeps dominating me stooop its not embarrassing getting knotted by this thing every time it feels like it.

[daylights-rain]

puppygirls will be like "I got that dog in me" like. yeah I know. your sister is gonna be stuck there until it deflates

[angel-spores]

idk why people think rape is so scary its just saying 'i dont want this' and it happening to you anyway like thats just every day of my life.

[angel-spores]

killing urself is stupid melodramatic 14yo shit its so embarrassing to talk about that stuff

*age regresses to 14*

uh oh

[self-loving-vampire]

You love thick dragon tails.

[boccher]

i would be 20-50% happier in my life if my stomach could just fit more food

[boccher]

im hungry.... let me eat more...

[faelienz]

i just think cumming inside and trying to press it deeper when you're already as deep as you can get is sooo fucking hot

[stateownedslut]

[tooies]

*sniffs you* ohh wait hold on i think you're a yummy *takes a bite*

[shegayonmygirl]

I need to get to my computer I have protoframes to romance!!!

[shegayonmygirl]

looking at a girl she wants to fuck voice: let's mince this thing!!! *passes out immediately because the thought of fucking a girls minced guts made all her blood rush to her neovagina (the blood is stupid and hasn't learned the new layout yet it feels very embarrassed and apologetic)*

[cherryredjasperr]

whines pitifully . flops on the ground . bursts into flames

[yellow-cat]

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

[late-night-chai-latte]

Beanstalk, about to demonstrate her legendary skills (crustacean care)

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[grimewart]

once again it is the hellsow

[filmnoirsbian]

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

[filmnoirsbian]

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

[filmnoirsbian]

I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job

[this-is-a-name-dont-worry]

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