Drink every time the DM can’t get the players to shut up and listen for five goddamn seconds
I tried this and now i am dead
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@probablypoorlytimedrpgideas
Drink every time the DM can’t get the players to shut up and listen for five goddamn seconds
I tried this and now i am dead
open door with dick
yo this guy generating some quality content everyone listen up
open a trapped door with your dick
For every enemy encountered there is a smaller, angrier, enemy hidden nearbi.
Soon your fighting microscopic monsters
Me, listening to the latest taz episode: I'M NOT CRYING! YOU'RE CRYING!
I googled “sexy dice” to see if I could find a new icon (just because)
and I forgot that sexy dice are an actual thing
Seduce the dm by switching their dice with sexy dice
rp a date night for your polycule and use sexy dice combined with ability/skill checks to determine what happens
Strip dnd
Make a campaign loosely based off of the plot of the last commercial you watched.
In the aaaaaaarrrrmmmssssss offfff an aaangeellllll
You’re party is tasked with saving pets from abusive homes and finding better ones for them.
My party is tasked with bringing beer to a party full of douchebags and scantily clad women.
Hmm my party seems to suffer from E.D.
Introduce a dragon that thinks he’s much stealthier than he is.
This dragon is let into a thieves guild cause they all think that’s just too adorable.
Introduce a dragon made of doughy bread.
Introduce a dragon that has ridiculous bonuses to stealth, for some reason. Sneaky sneaky dragonzes.
Introduce a well-read ancient dragon who uses their centuries of life to inspire countless novels
Introduce all of these dragons at once.
multiple dragons at once, you say?
Introduce a dragon that is made of fire and breathes tiny dragons.
Intoduce a fluffy dragon that cuddles you
I like the way that all of you think
A fluffy dragon that cuddles you you say
Gay dragon
seduce introduced gay dragon
Introduce a dragon while your players are level 1
So how did you get your spells
Wizard: through constant study
Cleric: through the grace of my god
Druid: through the blessing of the earth itself
Warlock: through my patron’s knowledge
Sorcerer: Through my ancestor’s power
Bard: Well I just started making fun of a goblin one time and he just like died and it was the weirdest crap ever
I insulted my aunt and she had a heart attack. Turns out it was a coincidence but here we are
An urban fantasy setting where the bard is the person playing wonderwall in the dorm hallway
Zombies break in "Anyway here is wonderwall" All zombies die
Character Idea
A wizard that every time he cast a spell switches gender or sexuality
there’s actually an extended Wild Magic grid where this is a possibility
Genderfluid wizard
Your party isn’t trying to save the world, they’re just on a pub crawl that got out of hand.
I think thats a movie
As a dm make sure that dungeons are the most boring uneventful places. Only allow action to happen when the players are sleeping in an inn or shopping.
anyway dont use any of these theyre not gonna work
bonus reject design
Starting weapons for your new characters. They’re not bad, just really impractical.
Doctor: how did you get this bullet wound Me: gun o' nine tails Doctor: ...what Me: gun...o'....nine....tails
oh my god you guys
link is a highly versatile adventurer who wears light armour and consistently plays an instrument and usually has access to magic items and occasionally some spells
link is a bard
this makes him one of only a handful of bards with the ability to shut the fuck up
Help!!! I love my partners so much and sometimes thinking about them leaves me too gay to function!
Through a series of poor rolls, your poly character becomes too gay to function in the middle of an adventure
You fall off your horse take 2d10 damage
A normal D&D session, but everybody except the DM must...
chug a beer before making any d20 roll
Put a lot of effort in RP
Pass out before you can confirm your critical
Build a rep by killing minor gods through destroying their temples and followers.
Build a rep by killing minor gods through destroying their livers in increasingly extreme drinking games.
Build a rep by killing minor gods through manipulating there followers with magic so they all hate the god they once praised.
Build a rep by killing gods in one-on-one combat
Build a rep by challenging the gods authority and then killing them in 3am parking lot knife fights
build a rep playing smaller venues and as supporting acts before sending your demo to fat boy slim
Build a rep by killing operators who usurped the previous Operator.
@probablyeldrichrpgideas I assume you build your rep by killing the gods with the great old ones as the source of your power?
Oh, yeah, 100%
Build rep by killing gods only to realize that they were the only thing holding the fabric of time together