poorly timed ideas for rpgs

[probablybarpgideas-blog]

Drink every time the DM can’t get the players to shut up and listen for five goddamn seconds

[probablypoorlytimedrpgideas]

I tried this and now i am dead

[genderdice]

open door with dick

[probablychadrpgideas]

yo this guy generating some quality content everyone listen up

[probablypoorlytimedrpgideas]

open a trapped door with your dick

[dungeonsandn00bs]

For every enemy encountered there is a smaller, angrier, enemy hidden nearbi.

[probablypoorlytimedrpgideas]

Soon your fighting microscopic monsters

[probablypoorlytimedrpgideas]

Me, listening to the latest taz episode: I'M NOT CRYING! YOU'RE CRYING!

[genderdice]

I googled “sexy dice” to see if I could find a new icon (just because)

and I forgot that sexy dice are an actual thing

[probablybard]

Seduce the dm by switching their dice with sexy dice

[probablypolyamrpgideas]

rp a date night for your polycule and use sexy dice combined with ability/skill checks to determine what happens

[probablypoorlytimedrpgideas]

Strip dnd

[brewerssupplies]

Make a campaign loosely based off​ of the plot of the last commercial you watched.

[probablybard]

In the aaaaaaarrrrmmmssssss offfff an aaangeellllll

[brewerssupplies]

You’re party is tasked with saving pets from abusive homes and finding better ones for them.

[probablybarpgideas-blog]

My party is tasked with bringing beer to a party full of douchebags and scantily clad women.

[probablypoorlytimedrpgideas]

Hmm my party seems to suffer from E.D.

[definitelydragonrpgideas]

Introduce a dragon that thinks he’s much stealthier than he is.

[brewerssupplies]

This dragon is let into a thieves guild cause they all think that’s just too adorable.

[probablyhalfbakedrpgideas]

Introduce a dragon made of doughy bread.

[probablyweirdrpgideas]

Introduce a dragon that has ridiculous bonuses to stealth, for some reason. Sneaky sneaky dragonzes.

[probablywriterrpgideas]

Introduce a well-read ancient dragon who uses their centuries of life to inspire countless novels

[probablyoverboardrpgideas]

Introduce all of these dragons at once.

[probablycriticalrolerpgideas]

multiple dragons at once, you say?

[constantlyonfirerpgideas]

Introduce a dragon that is made of fire and breathes tiny dragons.

[brightb-vt]

Intoduce a fluffy dragon that cuddles you

[definitelydragonrpgideas]

I like the way that all of you think

[probablycatrpgideas]

A fluffy dragon that cuddles you you say

[probablygayrpgideas]

Gay dragon

[genderdice]

seduce introduced gay dragon

[probablypoorlytimedrpgideas]

Introduce a dragon while your players are level 1

[eels-eels-eelsrobot]

So how did you get your spells

Wizard: through constant study

Cleric: through the grace of my god

Druid: through the blessing of the earth itself

Warlock: through my patron’s knowledge

Sorcerer: Through my ancestor’s power

Bard: Well I just started making fun of a goblin one time and he just like died and it was the weirdest crap ever

[probablypoorlytimedrpgideas]

I insulted my aunt and she had a heart attack. Turns out it was a coincidence but here we are

[probablybard]

An urban fantasy setting where the bard is the person playing wonderwall in the dorm hallway

[probablypoorlytimedrpgideas]

Zombies break in "Anyway here is wonderwall" All zombies die

[probablymagicrpgideas-blog]

Character Idea

A wizard that every time he cast a spell switches gender or sexuality 

[quest-givers]

there’s actually an extended Wild Magic grid where this is a possibility

[probablypoorlytimedrpgideas]

Genderfluid wizard

[probablybarpgideas-blog]

Your party isn’t trying to save the world, they’re just on a pub crawl that got out of hand.

[probablypoorlytimedrpgideas]

I think thats a movie

[probablypoorlytimedrpgideas]

As a dm make sure that dungeons are the most boring uneventful places. Only allow action to happen when the players are sleeping in an inn or shopping.

[iguanamouth]

anyway dont use any of these theyre not gonna work

bonus reject design

[probablynoobrpgideas]

Starting weapons for your new characters. They’re not bad, just really impractical.

[probablypoorlytimedrpgideas]

Doctor: how did you get this bullet wound Me: gun o' nine tails Doctor: ...what Me: gun...o'....nine....tails

[princessgorgon-deactivated20160]

oh my god you guys

link is a highly versatile adventurer who wears light armour and consistently plays an instrument and usually has access to magic items and occasionally some spells

link is a bard

[thequantumqueer]

this makes him one of only a handful of bards with the ability to shut the fuck up

[help-mypartner]

Help!!! I love my partners so much and sometimes thinking about them leaves me too gay to function!

[probablypolyamrpgideas]

Through a series of poor rolls, your poly character becomes too gay to function in the middle of an adventure

[probablypoorlytimedrpgideas]

You fall off your horse take 2d10 damage

[onlyawfulrpgideas]

A normal D&D session, but everybody except the DM must...

[probablybarpgideas-blog]

chug a beer before making any d20 roll

[probablygoodrpgideas]

Put a lot of effort in RP

[probablypoorlytimedrpgideas]

Pass out before you can confirm your critical

[probablysupervillainrpgideas]

Build a rep by killing minor gods through destroying their temples and followers.

[probablybarpgideas-blog]

Build a rep by killing minor gods through destroying their livers in increasingly extreme drinking games.

[probablymagicrpgideas-blog]

Build a rep by killing minor gods through manipulating there followers with magic so they all hate the god they once praised.

[mooretimetoplay]

Build a rep by killing gods in one-on-one combat

[probablypunkrpgideas]

Build a rep by challenging the gods authority and then killing them in 3am parking lot knife fights 

[probablychadrpgideas]

build a rep playing smaller venues and as supporting acts before sending your demo to fat boy slim

[probablysystemrpgideas]

Build a rep by killing operators who usurped the previous Operator.

[mothmansjuicymetalass]

@probablyeldrichrpgideas I assume you build your rep by killing the gods with the great old ones as the source of your power?

[euclid-class-dm]

Oh, yeah, 100%

[probablypoorlytimedrpgideas]

Build rep by killing gods only to realize that they were the only thing holding the fabric of time together