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#OOOH GET EM #thank you Miriam-Webster #honestly imagine arguing about language with the LITERAL DICTIONARY

when u have the correct number of cinderblocks in ur enclosure

very important for elf characters to freak the fuck out about the aging difference thing and pre-grieve like crazy and scream themself hoarse with denial when they can’t stop death itself and they still look the same as when they met the frail aged body that’s going cold beneath their touch and eventually settle into a numbness that they’ll call acceptance but they never really let anyone get as close as they did in the first century of their life unless they know they’re going to stick around as long as they will

quietwingsinthesky

“why are elves so snobby and exclusive and cut-off from everyone else” befriending you means they’ll end up burying you and your children and your grandchildren and they’ll still be young. exactly how many times do you think you could choose to do that. if you live through enough centuries, eventually you run out of days in the year to visit each grave.

sandmandaddy69

harzilla

Reblog to cast healing for your homies.

janmisali

the thing about copyright abolition is that. what makes theft bad is that something is taken away from its rightful owner. in this sense, copyright infringement is literally not theft, because making a copy of something doesn't tangibly cause the original owner to lose anything that they would otherwise have. copyright enforcement, on the other hand, does take away people's access to what should be theirs. anyone who makes art while employed by a corporation and is unable to sell their work because it does not belong to them, anyone who's been sued by a pop musician for making music that sounds vaguely similar if you don't allow the jury to listen to the actual songs, these people have far more in common with victims of theft than anyone whose copyright has been infringed

janmisali

like the thing with the film rights to MLK's speeches being owned by spielberg / dreamworks, that's not actually an instance where copyright law failed to protect artists. that's the system working as intended. MLK's speeches were his intellectual property. when he died the rights to that intellectual property transfered to his family, and his family decided to sell those rights to dreamworks, thereby functionally preventing anyone else from legally using those speeches in a film for the next several decades. no crime was committed, nobody was tricked into anything, that's just how intellectual property rights work

kakyoinryoko

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

kakyoinryoko

this has rendered me speechless

terracotta7

As if Joanne couldn't get any shittier, she misgendered and insulted a woman who called for support, all because the woman had PCOS/PMOS and "didn't sound feminine enough."

Fuck her.

Your shitty children's series isn't more important than people's lives.

#holy shit #how does this fuckass author manage to keep surprising me with the depths of her shittiness #she will keep getting worse and worse; attacking and harming more and more people #the only thing we can do is starve her of oxygen: weaponize your apathy against the series she has made and continues to make her money fro #honestly don't even hate it — hate gets clicks‚ and we can't afford to give her any more power #this is... Exceptionally Shitty‚ though #the main problem with transphobia is‚ of course‚ its main feature — that it targets and harms trans people #but the secondary effect that these people never think about is that it makes ALL women suspects #(and‚ by extension‚ targets).#the antiwoke mob is so sure of themselves (“we can always tell” is a lie they tell themselves)#that anyone who doesn't fit cleanly into the boxes they've constructed is immediately assumed to be their enemy #so we get situations like this — a woman has been raped‚ and instead of getting help‚ she's being treated as a predator herself #unfathomably awful and depressingly evil

obfuscatingintelligence

it's funny that the two canonically non-binary Warframes are:

a horrifying amalgam of multiple shattered frames, put together Frankenstein-style, and held together by the Void

david bowie

#warframe

alexanderwales

Here's a legal PSA:

If you've committed a crime and a detective gathers everyone involved in the room, especially if he's not actually a detective and is instead a novelist, puzzle-setter, psychic, fake psychic, dog, chess grandmaster, etc. ...

YOU SHOULD NOT CONFESS.

Every year, hundreds of people are put away by non-traditional "detectives" who have either inserted themselves into the case or are working with the police in a dubiously legal capacity as advisor. In 99% of these cases, the murderer gives a full confession even though the evidence against them is circumstantial at best and often requires a long just-so story which can only guess at motive.

If this happens to you, stay quiet, do not attempt to defend yourself or talk your way out of it, only say "I want a lawyer".

Now if you find yourself being investigated by a boy genius, magician's assistant, anthropologist, classics scholar, or philosopher, it's likely that refusing to talk to the police (or investigator with no legal authority) is merely the end of the second act, and by the end of the third act they will have you dead to rights.

YOU SHOULD STILL NOT CONFESS.

Make them take it to court. Force the eccentric detective and his straight-laced police partner to take the stand and explain their methods to a jury of your peers. Have your lawyer look at the chain of custody on the evidence, especially if you believe it to have been handled by someone who has only bumbled into detective work through their natural charm and/or unique set of skills and outsider perspective that come in handy more often than they should.

Know your rights. Don't let eccentric detectives put you away.

notaplaceofhonour

girl unhinge ur jaw

notaplaceofhonour

UNCLENCH. I MEANT UNCLENCH

hungry-hobbits

"get ready for video games to become unaffordable" video games haven't been affordable for the last 10 years

sassycurse

one of the best feelings tbh

butch-witches-deactivated202412

what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"

rosie-dear-rosie

#lmao

corviiids

the best death note joke format will forever be L asking light a simple question in which logical answer A might increase the likelihood of light being kira and logical answer B similarly might increase the likelihood of light being kira and after a short internal struggle light comes up with answer Y, which no human being has ever thought of as being a normal response in all of living history