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some of y’all need to start taking care of yourselves ok? no more starving yourself, no more staying up forever, and no more pretending you don’t need the bathroom. eat, sleep, and piss!

xoxovlodge-deactivated20250831

If I get 1000 likes or reblogs ill post a picture of my body

thelittlelostprincess333

Sunday Funday Challenge

For every 1 note, I will edge and listen to bimbo hypno files for 15 minutes.

Please destroy me🥺💕

To Follow along with my Challenge Progress, Bimbo Journey, and other kinky mischief I get into, join me here

Edit: The time I spend gooning and listening to hypno files can extend beyond 24 hours. Since we hit our first goal, here are a few more goals! If you have any suggestions for goals, please comment them 💕 I’d love to be a good girl for you all.

🎀50 Notes: Watch porn or spirals while Edging ✅

🎀75 Notes: Wear Lingerie while Edging ✅

🎀100 Notes: Wear makeup every day for a month ✅

🎀125 Notes: Wear remote control vibrator every day for a month ✅

🎀150 Notes: Poll to pick a Community Chosen Bimbo Name ✅

🎀175 Notes: Wear Butt Plug every day for 1 month ✅

🎀200 Notes: Start Bambi Files every day for an hour ✅

🎀250 Notes: Start Daily Gaping training on pussy ✅

🎀300 Notes: Only introduce myself to new people using my Bimbo name ✅

🎀350 Notes: Only allowed to wear skirts and dresses ✅

🎀400 Notes: Start saving for boob job ✅

🎀450 Notes: Daily cock-sucking training for 30 minutes ✅

🎀500 Notes: Anal Only Slut for a month ✅

🎀600 Notes: Waist Training for 30 minutes each day ✅

🎀700 Notes: Daily Bambi Journal Entries for 30 Days cataloging journey✅

🎀800 Notes: 1 Month of Daily Chastity Edges after hypno month ✅

🎀900 Notes: Start Daily Anal Stretching training

🎀1,000 Notes: Wear Thongs, G-strings, Bikinis only, throw out other underwear

🎀1,500 Notes: Heels around the house every day for at least an hour

🎀2,000 Notes: Start saving for a special Community chosen Bambi tattoo

Edit: Man…y’all sure are teaching me a lesson on getting what I ask for🥲 I am adding Goals 500-2,000 Notes. You guys have until 12:01 am EST September 1st.

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Ftmtf detrans note game!!

This will go from August 24th to September 24th!!

1 note = grow my hair out for a day (stacks with every note)

10 notes = start wearing only women's panties

20 notes = stop binding for a week

30 notes = skip a T shot

40 notes = Dress up as a girl and make myself cum while moaning my deadname

50 notes = Dress up as a girl and make myself cum while telling myself my pussy is so feminine and female and meant for male cock

60 notes = destroy my binders

70 notes = only wear either no bra or pushup bras

80 notes = go out once a week dressed fully as a girl. Don't correct anyone when they misgender me

90 notes = buy a proper breast pump and start pumping my tits to make them bigger

100 notes = download a dating app and let men fuck me as a girl

200 = stop T entirely

300 notes = start wearing only slutty female clothing

400 notes = start wearing makeup every day

600 notes = change my pronouns back to she/her irl

800 notes = start using my deadname irl again and come out as a girl

1000 notes = cancel my top surgery consult on September 25th. Keep pumping my tits with the goal of lactating

2000 = get pregnant

3000 = change my legal name back to my deadname and change my legal gender back to female

name-not-found18939161-deactiva

Ftmtf detrans note game!!

This will go from August 24th to September 24th!!

1 note = grow my hair out for a day (stacks with every note)

10 notes = start wearing only women's panties

20 notes = stop binding for a week

30 notes = skip a T shot

40 notes = Dress up as a girl and make myself cum while moaning my deadname

50 notes = Dress up as a girl and make myself cum while telling myself my pussy is so feminine and female and meant for male cock

60 notes = destroy my binders

70 notes = only wear either no bra or pushup bras

80 notes = go out once a week dressed fully as a girl. Don't correct anyone when they misgender me

90 notes = buy a proper breast pump and start pumping my tits to make them bigger

100 notes = download a dating app and let men fuck me as a girl

200 = stop T entirely

300 notes = start wearing only slutty female clothing

400 notes = start wearing makeup every day

600 notes = change my pronouns back to she/her irl

800 notes = start using my deadname irl again and come out as a girl

1000 notes = cancel my top surgery consult on September 25th. Keep pumping my tits with the goal of lactating

2000 = get pregnant

3000 = change my legal name back to my deadname and change my legal gender back to female

killz0ne

Honestly thinking about doing an edge game but I think it would fucking kill me

FUCK IT

Get your revenge on the mean, sadistic dom. Make me edge!

I usually jerk off like 3 times a day so this is going to be brutal for me.

1 like = 10 minutes

1 reblog = 1 hour

1 ask = 30 minutes (say +30, must contain a question or message)

1 reply = 15 minutes

RUNNING TIL MIDNIGHT 19th AUGUST UK TIME

100 notes - add another day to time limit (stacks)

250 - whimpering audio

500 - photoset of me wearing lingerie

Do your worst xo

fish-in-need-of-a-bicycle

The Iranian Regime is going to execute rapper Toomaj Salehi for supporting protests of Jina Amini’s murder by the regime in his songs.

Iranian activist Elica Le Bon says, “Iranians in the diaspora picked up on the fact that the regime tends not to execute people who become known to the international community. We have seen many examples of prisoners that were either released on bail or had their sentences commuted through our “say their names to save their lives” campaign on social media, using hashtags to garner attention for their causes, and even before social media existed, through getting the stories of political prisoners to international media outlets. Once reported on, and once the eyes shift to the regime and the reality of its pending brutality, realizing that the action is not worth the repercussions, we have seen them back down and not execute. For that reason, this is part of an urgent campaign for readers to talk about Toomaj as much as you can, using the hashtag #FreeToomaj or #ToomajSalehi. Every comment makes a difference, and if we were wrong, what did we lose by trying?”

Toomaj Salehi, a dissident Iranian rapper, was sentenced to death on charges related to the antigovernment music he released during the 2022

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LET'S SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE

daughterofstories

It is very rare that posting actually is activism.

But in this case, getting this man's name trending on multiple platforms could literally save his life.

aqlstar

Exactly this ^^^

This is one of the very rare cases where the only thing we are being asked to do is make something go viral.

pup-stolas

10 reblogs and it'll let a rando kidnap it lol He wants to use it as a urinal. Add other awful things for him to do to it. He'll see this if it happens.

quitetheketch-moved

blagueofchaos

Audio transcript : Hamster balls are like so dangerous for small animals. You know why? Because like, they can't extend their back properly, so their back is like thi-- (cuts off abruptly as the creature in the hamster ball is revealed to be a crab; pauses. The following is said with an affectionate tone like one uses when speaking of a cute animal:) Well, he can't break his spine 'cause he don't have a spine.

lilydvoratrelundar

victumblrious again i guess

Crash

agileo-101

if this get 50 notes, I'll tell you guys how my little sister accidentally became part of school's urban legend during 3rd grade.

yourplayersaidwhat

My players had successfully locked a Kach into a cell. Our warrior and paladin are the only ones with spear like weapons so they decide to poke at it.

Our warrior had rolled a two so he missed so our paladen proceeds to go at it

P: I look at the warrior and scoft at him and say watch this as I go for the balls (rolls a Nat 1)

Me laughing my ass off : as you go for the balls the Kach grabs your spear and he now has it he then gets to do the same thing to you.

I then also proceeded to roll a Nat 1

My entire party is losing their SHIT as the paladin grabs the spear back from him

It was our first playthrough

dnd-homebrew5e

your post about playing a game up to lvl 30 reminds me of my Plans to one day DM a game where each player can choose an additional sub-class that, for example, gains 1 free lvl every 4 regular character levels and doesnt count against the total character levels (so, for example, someone could play an entire game as a sorcerer up to lvl 20 and also be a lvl 5 bard on the side). i think it'd be fun to multiclass without having to gimp your main character class too much

That would have been terrific with Eridonis. Oh well.

sonic-helps-quilters-deactivate

gays making dnd characters are like “i stuffed as many contradictions as possible into one fucking idiot and somehow they’ve become a fully realized human being, perhaps more real than me, their creator”