Emma//18//CO

I used to be a fangirl but now I just have a warped sense of humor

[baetology]

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

[trapbinch]

I’m confused, what is left…

[trapbinch]

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

[baetology]

You really forgot your whole brain.

[pussylipgloss]

she read this post with her pussy

[tenderstems]

scream she might be wise beyond her years

[probablyshitting-deactivated202]

sis has some validity to her statistics 

[lhsk-sanches]

[kultklassic]

I just alternate between ‘maybe I’m smarter than I give myself credit for’ and ‘maybe I’m dumber than I realized’

[mockwa]

[threesideddream]

this is really what supervising kids is like

[onlyblackgirl]

She is 5000% over them

[naturallycurlycoco]

*If yall don’t sit yo asses down*

[candiikismet]

When they reversed I lost it! Lmao

[princesstigerbelle]

CIRCLE PIT

[depression-took-over-my-liiife]

[colorfulbiscuithandsdiplomat]

“Never have I dealt with anything more difficult than my own soul.”

~ Unknown

[menhe-rafflesia]

[witcher-ing]

[chewbacca]

Britney Spears in a 1999 interview

[nature-porn]

[andantegrazioso-deactivated2018]

[watacco-deactivated20181130]

“imagine i had i bowl of skittles and three of them could kill you-”

[its-the-fluffy-lupin]

I made this and showed it to a friend. She said I should post it, so here we are.

[bipolarized]

This is it.

This is officially the best thing I’ve ever seen.

[shakespork]

i love it when youre drinking citrus drinks and you cant feel your tongue and your entire face starts sweating its so cleansing

[shakespork]

my doctor said im allergic to citrus

[archiemcphee]

Here’s an awesome little piece of history:

Archaeologists in the Burnt City have discovered what appears to be an ancient prosthetic eye. What makes this discovery exceptionally awesome is the striking description of how the owner and her false eye would have appeared while she was still alive and blinking:

[The eye] has a hemispherical form and a diameter of just over 2.5 cm (1 inch). It consists of very light material, probably bitumen paste. The surface of the artificial eye is covered with a thin layer of gold, engraved with a central circle (representing the iris) and gold lines patterned like sun rays. The female remains found with the artificial eye was 1.82 m tall (6 feet), much taller than ordinary women of her time. On both sides of the eye are drilled tiny holes, through which a golden thread could hold the eyeball in place. Since microscopic research has shown that the eye socket showed clear imprints of the golden thread, the eyeball must have been worn during her lifetime. The woman’s skeleton has been dated to between 2900 and 2800 BCE. 

So she was an extraordinarily tall woman walking around wearing an engraved golden eye patterned with rays like a tiny sun. What an awesome sight that must have been.

[via TYWKIWDBI]

[knottybear]

Wow.

[followthebirds]

SOMEONE DRAW HER PLEASE

[beecher-arts]

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!

[kitsunecoffee]

CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW AN ANCIENT CRAFTSMAN WAS PRESENTED WITH PEOPLE LOOKING FOR HELP TO NORMALIZE THEIR DISABILITY. AND THEN SAID ‘NAH FUCK THIS WE’RE GOING TO

MAKE YOU LOOK BADASS.’ 

[the-milk-eyed-mender]

i love her

[the-milk-eyed-mender]

i still love her

[finallyhavingthetimeofmylife-de]

We learn so much when we look at the past, so we don’t do the same mistakes over and over.

[autumngracy]

[thetrippytrip]

[ripcloudbrah-deactivated2018090]

fuckin high schoolers in productions of Hair or Rent do gay kisses at age 16 grow the fuck up ben