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[yuushino]

a family can be you and your 300 chrome tabs

[razzledazzy]

WHAT  IS GOING ON IN MY SCHOOL I JUST SAW A PERSON DRESSED AS A DROP OF HOTSAUCE 

[razzledazzy]

[060556]

beyoncé’s impact

[van-dyne]

way to break your old man’s heart kids ;)

[starteas-deactivated20190304]

*pours teeth into a bowl and starts eating it like cereal*

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

theres no such thing as a good political cartoon 

[bigmeatyflaps]

wrong

[hoilaria]

WHOS MAN IS THIS

[ourstrangeduet]

me at 14: I cant wait till im in college I have so many plans for life and nothing can stop me :)

Me now: Mm. Me hungey. Me eat macdonal. French frie. Frenchffrie. French frie.

[xekstrin]

booboo the fool (self diagnosed)

[toddhowardsblog]

[alycyn]

[charlesoberonn]

Can’t believe I’ve been friendzoned by a skeleton

[unstoppableforce-immovableobject]

i need more context on this

[charlesoberonn]

[tropiyas]

[blogofori]

I haven’t listened to the audio, because it’s too perfect seeing characters emotionally move their mouth with tears while being completely silent.

[sushinfood]

You…. you REALLY need to listen to the audio though.

[steel-kun]

Name a conspiracy theory superior in raw power to “there are no actual forests on Earth"

[dream-cassette]

imma need some context on that cause WHAT?

[steel-kun]

“forests” = minuscule form of what trees on Earth can be, basically saplings “mesas” = not landforms, but petrified ancient tree trunks IIRC the theory goes that all forests on Earth were destroyed ages ago and it takes them ridiculous times to regrow, with those giant mammoth redwood trees just being the oldest ones that have grown the most

[maxeth]

evidence 1:

[shattered-earth]

This conspiracy theory is absolutely wild and includes the assertion that all rocks are left over remnants of plants/trees from a “silicon era”. Although it’s obviously.. not true.. they really have some amazing photos that feed your imagination of a fantasy world, i’ve compiled their best:

do you think giant trees would have proportionally giant branhes or would they just be like furry green spears? LOL

[trisshawkeye]

I love how the implication is that the flat tops of mesas were caused by something equally enormous CUTTING THEM DOWN

[cousinnick]

Paul Bunyan cryptid confirmed 

[shiruba-tsuki]

Syaoran & Sakura • Rehearsal + Dance    ↳ Syaoran complained and said he wouldn`t be in it, but Yamazaki-kun got hurt, so he stood in for him… He learned all the lines and dance steps in one day.

[pure]

someone in france: (smiles)

me: Anyway… where haiti’s money at

[mangosmoothie8]

[lionelandresmessii]