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this is a personal blog

[yuushino]

also i honestly feel like im gonna die soon, hopefully ill overwork myself and force some one to notice

[yuushino]

got some bad news for ya buddy...

[sunhowler]

in junior year of highschool my art teacher would let our ceramics class play music of our choice off of her desktop. we usually used spotify or youtube but she did have one album downloaded on her computer. it was a halloween sound effects/ambience collection. i dont remember why she had it. there was a track on there called "burning screams" which was exactly what it sounds like. just a cacophony of screams alongside crackling fire. she only let us play it on very special occasions, and we would cheer and jump with joy every time. it was like a pizza party to us

[sunhowler]

please imagine 6 teenagers with giant sad puppy eyes looking at a dear sweet 50 something year old art teacher and asking "may we please hear burning screams"

[sunhowler]

i dont know where burning screams came from. ive looked. its lost media to me. burning screams is my white whale

[sangaril]

Track 3 "Burning Screams" on "Scary Sounds of Halloween"

No Artist - Scary Sounds Of Halloween

Consultez des crédits, des avis, des pistes et achetez 2007 CDla référence de "Scary Sounds Of Halloween" sur Discogs.

[agonius]

Visit Original Link

Here's burning screams from this cd.

[ornithologyorthodoxy]

I know they’re from porn bots but these are the best comments I’ve ever received for my art.

[rodrickheffeley]

you're someone's hated tumblr

[prideprejudce]

all of the tags for this post are just *chefs kiss*

[starlightomatic]

do fish ever get to repent? or are they doomed to swim around forever bearing the sins we have tossed to them to consume over the many years?

[starlightomatic]

[noir-renard]

[starlightomatic]

[justcrafting]

this drawing i did years ago makes sense now

[saccharinescorpion]

i really can’t stress enough how much i recommend regularly engaging with older art– movies, books, whatever. like, “Those who do not learn history are doomed to repeat it” and all that, but also, there’s just something really fascinating and kind of beautiful about reading something written by someone who lived so long ago and really connecting with it, recognizing the humanity of people who once seemed like abstract concepts to you

[silvormoon]

I started reading The Tale of Genji during the pandemic, figuring I might as well improve my mind during lockdown. It’s considered the oldest novel on record, possibly the first one ever written. Early in the book, there’s an incident where the main character has a crush on a girl, so he tries to sneak into her family’s property to get close to her, and along the way he runs into this ancient old grandma who can’t half see and who mistakes him for one of her grandkids. So she’s standing there going on and on about her digestive difficulties and whatever, and he can’t speak up because if she hears his voice she’ll know he’s not who she thinks he is, so he’s just having to stand there and nod and hope she’ll go away soon. And I’m reading all this and thinking that with a couple of adjustments this could be a modern day sitcom, and it made me happy to think that a thousand years ago someone was laughing at the same sort of stuff we laugh at today.

[roach-works]

i read dickens’ great expectations in little fifteen minute installments on my breaks at work, sitting there dirty and tired and sweaty in a hot factory, and it made me think about how a hundred and sixty years ago there were probably tired guys in hot factories reading the story the exact same way, bit by bit, at their stupid jobs they couldn’t afford to quit and were damn lucky even to have, and they too were glad to read the next chapter of mr dicken’s latest weird little story about weird little people

[kaen-ace-of-diamonds]

in reading War and Peace I’ve discovered that “doing math homework at the dining room table with your angry dad” has been a common terror since the 1800s

[fipindustries]

i remember reading tom sawyer, specially the part where he gets chastized erroneusly for dropping the sugar and he just spends minutes sitting in silence sulking and fantasizing about how sad everyone would be if he died and reveling in the self pity of how lonely and misunderstood he is and as a teenager who did exactly that with my 14 years of age i was shocked that an adult in the 1800’s had managed to capture that so well

[anxietyproblem]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Read more here:

Adobe Tells Users They Can Get Sued for Using Old Versions of Photoshop

"You are no longer licensed to use the software," Adobe told them.

[awsomelink]

Friendly reminder that GIMP does pretty much everything Photoshop does, and it’s 100% free. Fuck DRM and the license culture, we have plenty of open source options available to us as a consumer.

[socialistexan]

Lightworks is a freeware video editor on par with Premiere

Blender is an excellent freeware 3D renderer,possibly better than After Effects

Lightzone to replace Lightroom

Inkscape to replace Illustratr

Audacity to replace Audition (I also received a free version of Pro Tools with my Scarlett Solo audio interface)

If Adobe is going to be greedy shitheads, then fuck ‘em. Don’t use their stuff. Freeware can be just as good, if not better, than Adobe CC.

[hopesterling]

reblog to save a digital arts major

[fallnangelcreations]

Reblog to save an artist.

[pen-scribbles]

oh jEEZ

[doomslug]

I will keep saying this: GIMP sucks butts.

- Medibang Paint and Fire Alpaca for more cartoon style illustration

- Krita for painting

- Clip Studio Paint (not free, but often on sale and cheap even at full price) is better than PS for art and I’m about to cut adobe entirely. Even does some photo editing.

- Paint Tool SAI (again, not free but cheap) old but good, there’s a ton of hacked copies around too. Not hard to get for free.

- Open Tunez for animation.

[dana-cz]

I’m currently using Affinity Photo and it’s a great Photoshop alternative. One time fee only and it’s not really expensive, plus supports PSD formats. Free trial available too! Davinci Resolve for video editing is amazing as well! :)

[wool-feathers]

I work Adobe free. Clip Studio Paint does just about anything any Photoshop or Illustrator could, Davinci Resolve is easier to use than Premiere and just as useful. Adobe can eat shit.

[boxheadpaint]

Hello!! What are you doing to get the cool blurry halftone effect in your "anything is humanly possible" and jolteon pieces? It looks really cool!! ^_^

tutorial for clip studio paint (CSP)

step one

picture

step 2: the bullshittery

in layer property, select this dotted thing. this is the TONE effect, and it can be adjusted in whatever way youd like (except for what color it is??

now you want to merge/flatten image because theres no 'copy merged' in csp. once you have your tone version copied, undo the merge and turn off tone so you have your original image

next, paste your copied image into 3 new layers. set the effect to LAYER COLOR. i have the colors set here to be cyan yellow and magenta for the printing look. set each layer to 'multiply', and you should have something like this

finally, adjust the placement of the tone images however youd like. jostle n wobble them a bit, just a tiny bit. i dont know

congrats! Go and kill

[duckdotcom]

guy who turns into a glass of milk when he gets angry and girl who turns into a plate of cookies when she's upset having a bitter argument with each other next to the chimney on christmas eve at 11:59 pm

[king-of-fuffies]

#2735641 original posts remain

[bogleech]

I thought this line was so fucking funny in 1987 I horrified multiple adults by adding it to my lexicon and over three decades later it’s actually funnier than I could ever imagine

[tgwdlmreprised]

are there people not aware this is a classic garfield catchphrase

[yuushino]

[jaubaius]

This little crab casually clearing the sand from his eyes

[stupidstupidratcreatures]

windshield wiper

[retrogamingblog2]

[chillywillow1]

this is in my top 10 favorite tweets of all time along with this one

[b0nes2]

[ranmao]

[babovens]

Alex Hirsch everyone 👏

[0101101101]

This video has a 74.8% chance of giving you satisfaction

unmute

[pettankogothgf]

thoroughly satisfied

[thosearentcrimes]

Categorizing this art is remarkably difficult. Level design as accompaniment to Ride of the Valkyries? What genre is this? What discipline is this? Is this scenography?

[earlgraytay]

a) I’d put it in the same category as, like, a theme park ride, as Experience Design.

b) I don’t know THAT much about TrackMania, but I know a little about its speedrunning scene, and some of the tricks this guy is pulling off are exactly as insane as they look.

[liquidstar]

"you are tearing me apart lisa" is such a raw line, you could read it in an ancient greek tragedy or a hardcore yaoi doujinshi but actually it's from the room

[liquidstar]

Are we doing a "who's on first" bit now?

[official-kircheis]

Guys, read the room.

[ksylofonimandariini]

i thought it was a movie

[official-kircheis]

Sure is!

But it was a book, first.

[sirkibbles]

what was?

[liquidstar]

no what’s on second. there we did it everyone go home now