Little Vole

Definitely not an obsidian order spy. 18 somehow. Mostly lizard thirstposting tbh

[briar-arisen-nightmare]

im kind of unbelievably desperate for a girl to help me with my makeup and then force me to cry while choking on her cock until my makeup is running down my face. id look so pretty like that

[robertreich]

Just some helpful context now that Jeff Bezos is back in the news...

[cocodavie]

0505 🎉

[problematic-but-nice]

How to get your mutual to fucking LORE DROP on you at 1 am no glue no borax.

[sawyersleftbladetassle]

How to get your mutual to bring a kalimba to the park and practice because their walls are too thin to practice at home (found that out in… ways)

[problematic-but-nice]

How to get your mutual to bolt out of bed and leg it to work half an hour after their shift started.

[sawyersleftbladetassle]

How to get your mutual to pathetically whine with your fingers in their mouth

[problematic-but-nice]

How to get your mutual to shove your face into their armpit and give you a 5 second identity crisis

[problematic-but-nice]

How to get your mutual to fucking LORE DROP on you at 1 am no glue no borax.

[sawyersleftbladetassle]

How to get your mutual to bring a kalimba to the park and practice because their walls are too thin to practice at home (found that out in… ways)

[problematic-but-nice]

How to get your mutual to bolt out of bed and leg it to work half an hour after their shift started.

[problematic-but-nice]

How to get your mutual to fucking LORE DROP on you at 1 am no glue no borax.

[gatorzaeder]

Take my gay cats, Tumblr!

This is part 1, the next part will be gender identity centered :)

[redstonedust]

i like when a piece of media says that an all-powerful character "sees humans as insects" because that really could mean a lot of things. maybe they view us as insignifigant and will squish us under their boot. maybe theyre actually studying and cataloguing us for their thesis paper. maybe theyre campaigning for human protection because we're an important part of their ecosystem. maybe they see a human and go "ew ew ewwwwww someone get the cup and get that FREAK out of my house." .

[runrundoyourstuff]

@respocked this makes me think of that QCard fic you wrote

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

2 pics. no caption

[tarragonthedragon]

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

[sluttynurse]

everyone's afraid of looking busted everyone's afraid of making mistakes everyone's afraid of looking stupid everyone's afraid of embarrassment everyone's afraid of imperfections because of the damn PANOPTICON that is current society and it's fucking STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[alexandritefang]

Got it that the edibles and alcohol are intox! But what about herbals? You won't notice that the sweet tea I'm making to you will play a role in your organism, right? I'm just taking good care of your health and you can even thank me for noticing that in the long run you can keep focus and energy, but would you notice your skin getting all plump and easy to mark? Would you notice that you've been way more needy and horny lately? That you wake up with strange stains on your underwear even though you're now having such a good night of sleep? Herbal practice won't work to immediately remove your decision power, it will slowly but surely corrupt it masked as a noble intended excuse. Isn't that just as intoxicating?

[problematic-but-nice]

Every day’s a day of learning…

[sawyersleftbladetassle]

How to tell a mutual you want them to whine into your shoulder while you fill them no glue no borax

[problematic-but-nice]

I wonder who it is? 🤔🤔

Needless to say… I’m sure they are getting the message

[daylights-rain]

And I am supposed to what? Not leave an egg or two inside of her? Or three? Or as many as I can? As a gift?

It's a really good gift right?

[boybeetles]

A lot of people seem to mix up ‘community’ with ‘friend group’ so when they read ‘no one should be abandoned by the community. No matter what they did’ they think it means ‘you have to be friends with abusers’. When in reality it means ‘no matter what someone does they shouldnt be left to go homeless and be denied financial, housing, medical, etc aid’

You don’t have to be friends with these people, no one is saying that. It’s just saying that you should support rehabilitative justice, support programs that help homeless people, support funding for free medical services, and make sure they don’t turn away anyone who needs help.

[castametric]

[marya-blackbone]

@justcakethanks thanks for the template bc i have zero artistic skill. i adore the eridian welcoming committee, and i hope you get a giggle out of this ❤️

[nettotine]

"We love you eridian welcoming committee" we all say in unison.

My finger slipped guys don't look