Is procrastination a sport?

hello, my name's Pirate! 29, Genderfluid(She/He/They), Bi, and Poly. Right now obsessing over Twisted Wonderland. profile pic from @emilybeemartin

[urfavhatesterfs]

YOU hates terfs

[switchingtogeico]

[captainhaterade]

[stankpasta]

rb if u hates terfs

[official-pussy-posts-2]

Official ‘terfs get out of my house’ Post

[birdandmoon]

Heat waves.

[rozieette]

what if we were ash creatures who merged bodies and souls into a fucked up amalgamation to honour our love for each other and our lord

[lgbtqiatext]

[maxmorkson]

Happy Pride, bite a transphobe today 💙

[bookporn]

[libraryadvocates]

Yesterday I said that bookmobiles are an instant reblog. Today, I learned that rule also applies to book donkeys.

[rockpapertheodore]

BIBLIOBURRO

[shutupgitsor]

i think it’s really important that everyone knows that this man (Luis Soriano) has his own children’s books

and the donkeys are called Alfa and Beto, by the way. if you even care

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[toast-potent]

i don’t need to say it

[bingomann]

don’t say anything. just reblog this if you’re thinking of exactly that thing when you see this picture

[thememedaddy]

[toastgull]

Reblog and you’re guaranteed to be successful at whatever you do next!

[sic-sempervirens]

I gotta press a big important button at work today, this better be real

[syrren]

A comic adaptation of Zoe Leonard’s “I want a dyke for president” (1992) 

[feekins]

Has this been done already or

[omghotmemes]

No, no it isn’t.

[moonlit-aura]

this gif is perfectly timed because it gives you enough time to read it, comprehend it, and still have this too-long-for-comfort moment of suspense before being punched square in the solar plexus

[collectivemusings]

A scene from a Star Wars movie plays out, but with different captions.

The captions say, in order:

“I made this into a GIF”

“It’s the Rickroll right?

There are no captions in the third image.

“It’s the Rickroll, right?”

There is a pause, and then the image changes to show a scene from Monty Python and it is captioned

“Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!”

[the-haiku-bot]

A scene from a Star

Wars movie plays out, but with

different captions.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[shortpirateking]

"They're calling me a BOB, God! Leave the fishes to me, I'll bring in more Bobs than you'll know what to do with! COME ON!"

"Trust me with your sharks"

[sacred-portal]

[waldangerous-deactivated2017011]

[pondwitch]

HOW IS THIS BURIED IN THE MORROWIND TAG WITH 2 NOTES

TESBLR PASS THIS AROUND OMG

[leggywillow]

I only played Morrowind for about 20 minutes and can verify this is is wholly accurate.

[finch-and-ber]

@rachillemeow have you seen this?

[rachillemeow]

I have!

[newsandstuffisee]

[shreekofjoy]

You've been hit by 🔪

You've been struck by🔪

A mad senator! 🔪