The proshipper from your nightmares

Adult || Tired of anti garbage and of being nice || Say hi if you'd like || Icon by the awesome @cuddles-edits!

[problematicprime]

Heya, what's up!

'Sup, sup, welcome to my candy colored wonderland! Or blog, technically. I go by Prime generally, and I'm a completely unapologetic Proshipper! If you've got a problem with that you probably won't enjoy your visit much, but whatever, if you want to be here I'm not gonna make you leave or anything.

🍭 I'm an adult, in case that makes you uncomfortable.

🍭 Huge fan of all sorts of problematic things, and also whump.

🍭 Love writing and making OCs! And talking about both!

🍭 Kinda super behind the times with, a lot of things, so please forgive me if I stumble or am just generally clueless about something.

🍭 Professional motormouth, with a PhD in awkwardness and a minor in idiocy.

I think those are the important facts down easy for 'ya, if there's something else you wanna know drop me an ask. Drop me an ask for any reason honestly. I might like to talk but I can be pretty good at listening too.

You can find a cliff notes version of my interests >here<!

[the-alien-princess-deactivated2]

Yikes you can’t drive either? You can’t spell or even attempt to spell fairly simple words and you can’t drive are you really an adult?

There are alot of reasons someone can't drive you know?????

And yes I'm adult and a amazing one at that lol

[problematicprime]

Good grief anon dont you have a life? Something better to waste your time on than being a pathetic little shitheel online? But i guess you must be some little kid that no one gives a fuck about. Boo hoo.

Anyway, im regularly commended for my vocabulary and writing ability by teachers and classmates and just plain friends who love to read, and thats all despite the fact that i struggle to spell relatively basic words. Largely because im not neuroypical and learned things differently growing up.

Congrats anon on being even more of a bigoted, ableist jackass than even the most old school "pull yourself up by the boot straps" grandpas ive met. Thatd be an impressive low to reach if it wasnt such a joke.

[honey-dreadful]

Goth/Nerd (boyfriends) moodboard for nonnie

[problematicprime]

BEAT??!!!

That was BEAT??!!

My son oh my god I had so many thoughts (AND ONE WAS BEAT BUT I THOUGHT NAH, COULDNT BE, THE FUCK)

I'm both completely flabbergasted and in love wow

BEAT????

[proshippersstimming]

Claire Nuñez!

x x x / x x x / x x x

[proshippersstimming]

Klee!

With red kinetic sand and orbeez!

x x x / x x x / x x x

[wanderingcuttlefish]

Friendly Reminder to Fan Artists and Writers

Create what ever you want. What ever. There are no limits here, no exceptions. Fan content creators exist in the lawless land of imagination and ideas. You want to make something that only you and maybe one other person would ever be interested in seeing? You want to write that au that’s been done hundreds of times before? That unspeakably niche cross-over? Do it. Be self-indulgent. Be free. Make whatever you want regardless of what anyone might say. There are no rules and regulations for what you can create, because fandom is for fun.

So do what makes you happy, what you enjoy, what you’re interested in. The reasons don’t matter really. You owe no one an explanation for why you wanted to make something. And you don’t owe them an apology either.

And yes, this does include “problematic” topics, themes, and ships. In fact it includes all of them, because as I said there are no exceptions. Write that non-con dark-fic, draw that violent, gory art. Whether it’s for a light hearted, wholesome series or one that’s already acquainted with the dark and disturbing. Enjoy whatever kind of ships you want, those with age-gaps or power-imbalances, incestuous ships or ones featuring the most vile of villains. Play them twisted or fluff-filled and happy, what ever way you want to. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with any of it.

Bottom line, just have fun. Enjoy yourself. And never let anyone else try and dictate what you can and can’t create.  ❤️

[zephyracloudbeast1293]

And always be respectful of each other.

[problematicprime]

I just wanna find oc ask memes that are proship friendly why do I gotta see so many stupid takes that make me want to rant!!!

really wanna go off about this one round about logic I saw an anti spewing the other day

and also being told to think harder about my interests by people who don't take even a second to think through their own actions is both rich and so fucking annoying. you can like things for the smallest and most meaningless reasons and that still matters.

[problematicprime]

it's 5am and I kinda wanna write up a bunch of headcanons for dietmar and tarnish even though no one will probs read it.....

I got son brain rot is what it is

[thebootydiaries]

if you’re reading this it means you have an excellent taste for blogs

[princesskoolcat-deactivated2022]

The fact that you keep saying “ I have nice hair” is pretty telling that you actually don’t and are trying to repeat affirmations to make yourself believe you do so you feel better about never being wanted or loved romantically

I do have nice hair, I'm also loved and wanted lol

I have ton of friends who love and support me 🌺🏵️

[problematicprime]

Anon please this isn't a theater, stop projecting so hard. 💋

I know it must hurt anon, to realize you're such a boring, miserable sad sack that has no friends because no one wants to be dragged down by such a loser, but that doesn't mean you get to harass others just to feel better about how pathetically unlovable you are.

[englishbunnyrocks]

who else remembers the entire Doctor Who crew dancing to 500 miles with David Tennant because it’s the purest thing you’ll see today

[sunburstsoldier]

Man, remember when people in TV had fun

[alphafemalecarla]

When I write three sentences on my WIP:

[proship-survivors]

Your hobbies are wonderful and valid. Your creations matter.

[montereybayaquarium]

Behold the beauty below–the buoyant bulbysoars of a bountiful Monterey Bay bull kelp forest

[problematicprime]

There are so many great lines honestly this is so delightful

but I'm just super amused by the fact that the entire Foul Language budget went to Beat. I mean, it should tbh he deserves it the most, but I just love how it went from "we coulda put a swear here but we didn't" for so long and then beat busts in calling people bitches. amazing.

[problematicprime]

the live ramble continues but I'm on twewy ep 7 now and just

THE WRIST GRAB

I love that so much I was writing a similar thing with two of my ocs the other day and then seeing an action I love with my boys here just, so gooddd!!