Eating Ashley's Ass: A Guide
(I figured I should post this here from twitter, for wider viewing and also in one easily-readable chunk)
No sticking your tongue out and nudging my hole with it, no shy little kisses where you back off away, no pulling back to look up for approval every few seconds.
If you’re lucky enough to be allowed to eat my asshole, your face goes deep in my crack and it stays there. My cheeks stay on your cheeks until I tell you otherwise. You should only see my asshole at two points, before it starts, and after it ends, otherwise you’re being coy.
This isn’t a quickie, you’re not blowing me while I jerk off in your mouth, I might not even choose to cum. I’m using you as a relaxation aid, and thinking ‘this slut is about to whine about being bored and tired and stop after ten minutes’ is not relaxing.
Prepare to be here for hours. You might take a two-minute break for a drink, you might alternate deep, forceful tongue-fucking with effortless low-pressure smooching to rest your face muscles, but you’re not going to stop and do something else, especially the first time.
If you can talk without slurring your words after the first time you eat my ass, I didn’t make you do it for long enough. Once I’ve proven to my satisfaction that you’ll lick until told otherwise, future sessions will probably be shorter, but it’s on you to prove it.
Press your mouth against my hole and start with big, low-pressure licks. Drool plenty. If there’s any sweat between my ass-cheeks, this is where you lick it all up and replace it with your spit.
After a few minutes you should have drool running down your chin, and that’s when you’re ready to do the next part.
Remember the first time a cute girl kissed you deeply? Remember all the times you fantasizied about what if a cute girl let you kiss her deeply? This is the part where you do that to my asshole.
Press your lips against it and kiss it, make out with it, slip your tongue inside. Treat it like your bride on the first night of your honeymoon. Kiss it like you love it.
Treat this part the exact same as you would kissing. If you feel me tense up, kiss softly. If I relax into you, slip your tongue in deep. Feel free to gasp and moan and grind against the sheets, just as you would if I’d kissed you for real.
Keep your lips pressed tight around my hole, and push your tongue inside. Deeper. As deep as it can go. If I moan, you’re doing it right. If not, do it again, deeper.
You should feel the muscles on your neck straining from the effort of trying to push your tongue this deep inside me. You should then pull your tongue out - but your lips stay pressed in place! - and do it again. Deeper and deeper.
You’re trying to make me relax. You’re trying to wear down my reflexive resistance, to make my hole simply accept your tongue. Once you’ve relaxed me, you go to the next step.
You get your tongue in nice and deep, and instead of pulling it out, you push upwards, like you’re licking an ice cream and want to carve a gash into it with your tongue.
You use your whole face for this part, moving it up and down my crack to amplify the force of your licks. It should go without saying that your lips never leave my ass, and your cheeks keep constant contact with my buttocks.
This step will destroy whatever whorish makeup you’re wearing. If it doesn’t, you’re being too timid.
This deep, powerful licking is what you’ll be doing for most of the rimjob. This is what I want from you, it’s why I’m letting you eat me out. It will make your jaw ache, it will make your tongue sore, it will make your lips bruised. It’s called a rim *job* because it’s hard work
You don’t have endless stamina, and sometimes I’ll find you a little too enthusiastic for my mood, so when I tell you that you can rest, you can go into the next step.
Kiss my hole. Keep your mouth open against it and hold your tongue on it, softly moving it over my hole without trying to dig it out. Nuzzle it, smooch it, be sappy with it. You should be able to keep this up indefinitely, or until I tell you I want 6) again
These seven things make up the basics. It will be different if I want to sit on your face, or if I want to be eaten out in public, or I want to go to sleep while being rimmed, but the basics remain the same.
Don’t worry if you don’t remember it all right away. If I pick you, you’ll get all the practice you could ever need.